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RomanceRe: I Went 2 By Ice's 4 Ma Drinks, See D Ice's Dat R Sold 2 Me :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2017
dikeigbo2:
Your writing skills are zero and what you presented is awkward ...
mtcheew undecided
RomanceI Went 2 By Ice's 4 Ma Drinks, See D Ice's Dat R Sold 2 Me :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 1:43pm On Jan 28, 2017
nid ice's 4 ma drinks coola as pa, saturday tinz

bet see d ice's dat r sold to me undecided

can u emarginhuh

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by PetroleumJelly: 1:03am On Dec 27, 2016
AngelSweetLips ah don av d emails gatepass on dis accant, ah don rememba sad

cry cry
RomanceSubzero Fuk Scorpion Bish, by PetroleumJelly(op): 12:44am On Dec 27, 2016
RomanceRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders Having Fun Together by PetroleumJelly: 12:15am On Dec 27, 2016
Dem one hol me for rasom cus am yung an am rich an am hanson

Dem one hol me for rasom cus am yung an am rich an am hanson




Oya shak bodi

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Oya mov bodi

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mak you ring alam oo

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oya shak bodi
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RomanceRe: Am Hot :-( Dis Is Wat I Nid by PetroleumJelly(op): 12:49am On Dec 26, 2016
jus hol ma deek pleas

squiz it cry
RomanceRe: Am Hot :-( Dis Is Wat I Nid by PetroleumJelly(op): 12:34am On Dec 26, 2016
sinaj:
Creativity grin
can i b ur sexslav huh

u can cummm in ma mout embarassed
RomanceAm Hot :-( Dis Is Wat I Nid by PetroleumJelly(op): 12:27am On Dec 26, 2016
RomanceDem One Hol Me For Rasom Cus Am Yung An Am Rich An Am Hansom by PetroleumJelly(op): 4:40pm On Dec 25, 2016
RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 10:13pm On Dec 23, 2016
an IIIIIIII EEE IIIIIIIII will alway luv uwhooooooooooooo embarassed
RomanceRe: Photos Of Bridal Train Flaunting Their Backsides by PetroleumJelly: 10:10pm On Dec 23, 2016
so mush yansh to eat like a boo fey

owl jus ben dan an sta likin all dia yansh bak2bak embarassed

seeeee yansh, dam, i luv smelly yansh man, juicy cool
RomanceTwaci Baeutiful Bress :-) by PetroleumJelly(op): 9:04pm On Dec 22, 2016
chai see bress shocked shocked shocked shocked

i can suk dat tin from na tee new yr, chai angry

twaci, pls na, am on ma knee

am not a begga, but no shame in beggin 4 dis bress

no shame embarassed

RomanceRe: Tag The Nairalander You Wish To Meet At The Beach Party by PetroleumJelly: 8:47pm On Dec 22, 2016
#twaci

#tuale

#twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaci embarassed
RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by PetroleumJelly: 8:43pm On Dec 22, 2016
if twaci is come to dis wedding, den am come to

oh twaci

don worry, am bringing d shops - 2 stuborn christmas goat, dey r very stuborn so it mean d meat will be nice

drink - mowet an sandy, is a very price champain, only 4 big big boys

oh twaci ma luva, ma luva duva, ma luva duva huba, ma luva duva huba buba embarassed

twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaci embarassed

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RomanceRe: Nairaland Beach Party 2017. Come Here.... by PetroleumJelly: 8:33pm On Dec 22, 2016
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RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:46pm On Dec 22, 2016
soooooo....

Here's the situation, Been to every nation, Nobody's ever made me feel the way that you do, You know my motivation, Given my reputation

Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude embarassed





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RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:45pm On Dec 22, 2016
RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:45pm On Dec 22, 2016
RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:44pm On Dec 22, 2016
RomanceRe: Twaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:44pm On Dec 22, 2016
RomanceTwaci, Call Me, Cause Tonight Am Loving You :-/ by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:43pm On Dec 22, 2016
tonight am loving uwu uhu who uhu uhu who who who who uhu who who who embarassed
RomanceRe: Birthday Gift. by PetroleumJelly: 9:20pm On Jun 26, 2015
speaking 4 jelly, I like it wen she rap her yansh an put baloon

so first I bus d baloon, den I teer d raper

it also gud if u wear candy panty

4get oda gift men, he sure to luv it, try it wink
RomanceRe: How I Meet A Superhero by PetroleumJelly(op):
Aroboi:
Ure rily jobless o..
Nah ngggah, petroleum jelly is have vacation cheesy

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RomanceHow I Meet A Superhero by PetroleumJelly(op): 7:59pm On Jun 26, 2015
superhero chiam


dis tread is ban in 10,9,8,7...

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