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omo! girls plenty for SLT o,com c as how guyz dey overcrowded with girls the ratio of guyz to girls are like 1:4. . .its like a guy with 4girls by his sides! 2 on the left and 2 on the right. . .if a guy sits by himself with no girl,he's either a stone faced dude or he st*nks

deewon56:
Omo cum c time table 4 Mech nah FT ND DPP combine..hw class go contain person...fit run 2 clas by 6.30AM OO..LOL

it will contain and there would even be some space left unused. . .take SLT for example ft and dpp combined and we haven't even filled half the seats yet self. . .they've calculated the number of students b4 giving out lecture halls.

Joshkid:
Nooo... Wanna go for medical tewmao!

medical ke? guy you no serious o,so u neva do medical since all this while. . .its now that dpp don join the list also na den u wan go abi? wa pe tobo!

jaymejate:
Well i de block D, dat C u take , e nor ghud like dat jor

guy shey you don start staying in block D or you've stayed in it b4 ni cause when i passed by my block today i saw this ''jaymejayTM'' written on one of the walls

towsyne:
Abeg reply this guy o me self nid info concerning SLT lectures ASAP

i've done that.

youngguru23:
Pls has SLT start lecture, and is it the NLT A at Music is d lecture room, need reply ASAP. thanks contact on 07066511222

Not lecture per say. . .its just tutorial in Mth112 and Mth113,and we worked on matrices today.

yeah. . .music Nlt hall A.


Oh. . .and we voted for our class rep and assistant class rep.the class rep is a dude and the assistant is one posh' girl like this

jaymejate:
Ooh! That must be d work of the new WARDEN . The man de funnny sometimes .

Well i de block D, dat C u take , e nor ghud like dat jor

na true true say that C worwor. . .abeg btwn D and E. . .which is better?

Joshkid:
Come c my room tew confirm point!

by jah's grace i go come urs and u'll come confirm mine also. . .#deal?

Joshkid:
Block E ish duh best while Block C is duh worst!!

I agree that C is the worst but everyone in orisun knows that Block D is the best #coolest room!

Joshkid:
mayb na network prob ooh!...gimme ur numba ma cal u..?

call me by jah's grace tomorrow morning then. . .08181555811

deewon56:
dats 4 unity hall or olori not in orisun

confirm orisun! i was only using that as an example the rooms are like this blockD '20A and B' abi i lie?

deewon56:
u mean u saw mi ?? Block c2A WOT ABT U?

Na block D the man go throw me o. . .but its the best sha,then block A follows na that your block worst pass

joshkid. . .why your own number no reachable. . .holla ASAP,when you get this.

Dopeyomi:

Dude. . .why u no pick call since morning nau . . .just to let you know i'm near your hall,abi where you dey self

YoBoyfwend:
Lo°˚˚˚°L, SLT sha.. E pele o

Lol. . .Boss,e ma dawon loun jare,won o feran wa atall!

Joshkid:
Ahm in sch alwedi ...here's moi contact 08144892934

Aiit mhan

jaymejate:
Deewon56 , u sure dis tin happened to you? Maybe d man de play you nih, some guys wey get partner, dem no tok to dem like dat o, ne sev get partner, dem no fit tok to me like dat nd i go beg?

Lol. . .my point exactly,many peeps paired together yesterday and no one abused them o,there were two guys that wanted to be paired also,but the man made a mistake on there form instead of writing 'block C,roomD39' for both he wrote it only for one and 'block C,roomD41' for the 2nd dude.They had to go back when they noticed it,and he rectified it immediately with no prob!

Dopeyomi:
Ur department na beside our department na.. Wetin you find go Orisun My advice F̶̲̥̅̊O̲̣̣̥я̩̥̊ yOu be say no go tHat Orisun o.. Make you no regret last last..

yeah. . .but my lecture hall is closer to orisun than unity nau

Dopeyomi:
08145166165 proudly northerner

Have you seen your department's timetable that SLT one stressful ehn from 8am-6pm no single minute for break!

Dude. . .you missed the quotes up,can't understand you o *'mixed'

Evening guyz. . .how was school today? hope you guyz felt the buzz of being in a higher institution sha??even though it was damn chilly to the bones I FELT IT TODAY[not the cold o]. . .IT WAS AH VERY GREAT EXPERIENCE MHEN!!! I wish those peeps without admission the best to live to experience that buzz also!


Deewon56. . .were you able to secure a room i was sorta late to Orisun. . .and thereby lost the opportunity to secure 'one' today.'He' said ''come tomorrow''.


Joshkid and 'dopeyomi baba'. . .wanna meet with you guyz tomorrow o. . .i hope you 'll both be around sha?? roughly 8am or thereabout. . .


Here is my contact:08181555811
Pls,drop yours also THANKS

Elena Likes Yoda

Yaaaaaaaaayy!. . .i've woooon!!!

D0pe_Yomi baba. . .what a great write-up you've got!


Thanks bro ,i appreciate the love,may jah continue to increase your knowledge. . .


AMEN.

Nicki minaj. . .mhaan,is she hot!

lukmonadeola:
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?
At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers.
"Dear lord," he started, "thanks for given me such lovely parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children who came today to eat all our food and ice cream, bless them so that they won't come again. Forgive our neighbour's son who removed my sister's cloth from her body and wrestle with her this afternoon. Lord God, this coming Christmas, please send cloth to all those naked ladies on daddy's laptop and provide shelter for the homeless men who always stay in mummy's room when daddy is at work. Amen"

lmao. . .nice copy and paste you've got up there.

crazysaint:
What of the one that will kill student with mouth odour in the hall In cause of speaking the will wet your answer slip with foul smelling saliva

rotlf. . .

*opens the door with anger,pushed him out with a great force and hastily banged the door* ^^^ you haven't paid your rent.

kunle yawns openly

baby in tokyo

pompous egostic rabbit

EverestdeBliu:
Sorry man,d evidence proffered wasn't convincing enough,we'll have to detain u in one of our security facilities till u come up with more concrete evidence capable of convicting our 'sauce-pet'...(Hurls him into d van)

rotfl. . .