₦airaland Forum

Walai:
This Benjamin Kalu seems to be more in the news than the speaker and by the way who is Akpabios deputy ? I hardly hear of DSP

Na true oo.

This mele kyari is the most fraudulent, corrupt biggest oil thief this country has produced as NNPC GMD. If not that he supported tinubu's campaign with billions of Naira, I know that tinubu would have removed his mixer like Emefele. Gaaaddaaammmnnn!

France to Nigeria is 4hr13min. Its ok

princepeter566:
The world would have been a better place if only your father knows the use of condom.

Broo brooooooohohohooooo

This guy will commit sooside walahi..

Nigeria has lost it.

Shettima is a vp. He's a terror3st sympathiser. He's in tinubu govt

Bello mattawale is a criminal, corrupt and terror3st financier. He's in tinubu's administration.

Ganduje is fantastically corrupt. He's in tinubu's govt. He's being considered for ambassadorial position to Switzerland

Yahya Bello is a killer, embezzler and corrupt. He's the next apc chairman.

Masari the former gov. of katsina state has no business with academics. He's incharge of TETFUND.

Tinubu
Tinubu
Tinubu
Tinubuuuuuuuu

Which way na?

I pity Ukraine. I really do. They're over-stretched

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian lawyer, Stella, on behalf of the ‘Wives Association of Nigeria, has pleaded with women who don’t wear bras and pants, to pity other people's husbands.


“PLEASE have MERCY on PEOPLE
HUSBANDS. This NEW TREND of
NO BR@ and NO P@NT is
INCREASING day by day. PLEASE
SISTER, GO and PICK that YOUR
P@NT and br@ now. WEAR it
NOW! Enough is enough. Signed:
Wives Association,” she wrote.

It seems like a taboo for ladies in gwarinpa to wear bra or pant.
I saw lady who visited her friend who lives in the boys qtr, she was working on her toenails with one of her legs up. The skimpy skirt she wore was revealing her everything. Her legs were so open I could see her clit. Such a big lady in her mid-to- late 30s. I walked up to her and asked her to close her leg, at least. She opened her mouth and told me that I should allow breeze jare. I walked off. These girls/ladies don't care, especially gwarinpa

It happens everywhere.

Russia is luring Ukraine. Watch what would happen from this Sunday. I will not reveal the secret just yet.

TalkTalkTwins:
If you know how websites work, you'd know there's nothing to gain as an insider if your employee loses their domain. You in fact, got a lot to lose.

Doff for ya

The second most prudent Nigerian I truly respect and love.

Zonefree:


What's the percentage of Nigerian girls that want to work and earn after marriage?

Na condition make few of them dey hustle after marriage.

Nigerian women as girls, have always envisioned the life of "Odogwu's wife". This has always been their dream right from foetus stage. They did not come this life to suffer, that's their mantra.

About 99.8943% of Nairaland girls wish to be in Regina Daniel's position. Fly PJs, flaunt designer bags, wear expensive wigs on a block head, just for answering "Odogwu's wife".

No girl wants to work and suffer in the name of chasing her dream. What nonsense dream?

Women chase their dream for survival while men chase their dream for passion.

When a woman luckily survive poverty by getting married to a wealthy man, her dream becomes inconsequential.

If I say what I know about Nigerians girls, helinus or is it hel anus would consider it hate speech and block me. So lemme comment my reserve

Russia is luring them. Having come this far, Russia will take them from behind and it will be disastrous.

MasterJayJay:
Wasting time writing letter.

Divert all UK airline to Borno airport. That is the best way to send a message.

Ahsweh you wucked

AImoneyAdder:
Masturbation has it's benefit. Too much of it has it's side effect.

A man is supposed to have sex Atleast 15 times in a month else he is gradually giving room for prostrate cancer - says Medical Experts.


So, if you want to avoid having sex with different women because you consider it as fornication, if you also want to stay safe from sexual diseases, if you don't want the uneccessary attachment that comes with having sex with women, then - a healthy dose of masturbation is good for the overall health condition of a man.


Don't Just Be An Addict.

I do not believe this the first time i heard it. I honestly doubted it.

Wow

jpmoriarti:
And I hope you're having sex and clearing your pelvic region because staying away from sex or masturbation for that long, is unhealthy

Like seriously?
Are you speaking from a medical inclination?

Olachase:
This matter no really concern me

My own be say if I catch that pastor way tell me say this year na my year


Omo teeth go too full ground 🤭🤭🤭

Adondai for laff

Badassniggga:
What is there to celebrate ffs? I don't understand. Why do we keep making it look like masturbation is a sin or something? The urge to have sex is already decreed by God into our body and if a man is still yet to marry and doesn't want to indulge in fornication, how else would you advise a hørny man to release the sexual tension in his body other than masturbating?

I'm not married, and I'd rather keep masturbating to release tension instead of bottling it all in and end up driving me crazy or worse, rape someone's daughter. Masturbating has nothing to do with the spirits nor will it make your God hate you. I get focused after masturbating especially in the morning when my libido is out of this world. So I cannot relate to what this OP is saying abeg.

Kizzygentle:
Congrats. That masturbation is the hardest addiction to overcome. U can overcome any addiction but u see masturbation. Porn is not the architect of overcommibg masturbation actually, the real problem is the brain and thought. If u can cleanse your brain of every sexual memory u have encountered in your past and occupy your thoughts with a lot of other stuffs that has no relationship with anything sexual, u are 80% out of that curse called masturbation u can even watch porn a million times without masturbating if your thoughts and brain is not fixed at sex.vwhen I watch porn, I never masturbate over it but when my brain takes me to my sexual memories, nothing stops me from masturbatimg,, prayer does not even work in this case honestly, just try and engage yourself with things that occupies your mind and make sure u exhausted of it so u don't have to allow your brain think about sexual stuffs. Brain is the most powerful tool of the human body and system. You can be with a naked woman but when your brain sets in about your past escapades , u would prefer to masturbate than to lay with the naked woman in front of you.All this guys celebrating freedom from masturbation, I just laugh, when the brain strikes, they will definitely go back to it but I don't pray for it. They should be celebrating years of been extremely been busy not free from maaturbation. May God deliver us all from this curse called maaturbation..

It's that serious? Why would anybody start at all if it is this deep?

Revealpanda:
I just wanked few mins ago

Be serious for once

Lithiumite:
Obidients cry more....u don't know nothing and you will never know....keep hating!! Tinubu is Ur president for the next 8 years.....this is the first Nigerian president who actually has planned his way starting over 30 years ago.

Politics is beyond noise making and chest beating!!

She will d1e mysteriously. Mark my word

Nasarawa state is a Christian state but has been hijacked by Muslims. Every govt appointments are Muslims. The Christians are doing nothing about it; just seeking sympathy. Too bad

I know 3 of them
1. Bitcoin executives
2. Bill Gates
3. 4Q all of you

samdaisi:
All the numbers of the people that have died because of this protest are not up to the numbers of the unknown gunmen have destroyed in a one particular region

The orchestrator of UGM is in what party? The supreme Court gov will never know peace.

All supportees of Apc since 2015 shall encounter fire accidents in their houses. The fire shall come from gas cylinder or whatever means they used in cooking.

All supporters of current administration will meet their untimely d£ath. Apc is a satanic party; their supporters are the devils

Dem go impose curfew, dem go taya.
Apc government is satanic. All those who support apc govt are the devils

Eweduses:
Better buy engagement ring o

Lol

I'm taking a rest today. Lemme attend to my eyes and nose due to too much teargas. From 2moro, we'll enter into government properties especially Lagos house in Central area. We want to check something.
From Wednesday, what's happening in Bangladesh, UK, Venezuela...would be child's play. Tinubu is a crook and a serpent. He must be taught a lesson.

Oya DSS, I'm waiting for you.

If D'Tigress defeat the USA, I will engage one of my girls.

jiz:
Say no to vandalism

God punish you

Ogbuu101:
What a coincidence!
Just finished watching season 3 of El Chapo yesterday.
Was always fascinated by the level headedness of Ismael even after his son was arrested and imprisoned in America

You knew about him?

RussellRutherfo:
Mad man.

Trump has nothing in common with Tinubu.

I ain't talking to you. I'm talking to important members of this platform. The few who could identify with truth.