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espn:
LOL..someone cannot play with you..

dats how i use to do oh

mofeoluwadassah:
even if i slap am make he just dey encourage me abi.....na this kind beating i want abeg...

slap biti bawo,oh girl if u try dat 1 ehn na real beating u go get.. But i also like dis kind of beating mhen

smemud:
*Life*
1. A guy met one of his school mates several years after school and he could not believe his eyes; his friend was driving one of the latest sleek Mercedes Benz cars. He went home feeling awful and very disappointed in himself. He thought he was a failure. What he didn't know was that his friend was a driver and had been sent on errand with his boss's car!

2. Rosemary nagged her husband always for not being romantic. She accused him for not getting down to open the car door for her as her friend Jane's husband did when he dropped her off at work. What Rosemary didn't know was that Jane's husband's car had a faulty door that could only be opened from the outside!

3. Sampson's wife went to visit one of her long time friends and was very troubled for seeing the 3 lovely kids of her friend playing around. Her problem was that she had only one child and have been struggling to conceive for the past five years. What she didn't know was that one of those kids who was the biological child of her friend had sickle cell and had just a year to live; the other two are adopted!

4. Life does not have a universal measuring tool; so create yours and use it.
Looking at people and comparing yourself with them will not make you better but bitter. If you know the sort of load the chameleon carries, you would'nt ask why it takes those gentle strides. So, enjoy what you have and be grateful to God for it. Pass to everyone on ur list to learn from other's mistakes!

Not all that glitters is gold, live and be happy with what you have, everyone is going through one thing or the other,
Be blessed.

Share if you agree.

hmmmm

Oh mr death why now? Dis pretty woman,may her gentle soul rest on

espn:
Swear? for what now?

for hanging of the legs

Issokay

TheABOMINATION:
So which of the sex positions do you fancy?

list am 4 me again abeg

Reski:
Cow girl spotted!

Ram boy spotted

vchykp:
Hmm.. viewing you with microscope!

u get am cos na d best way to view things b dat

espn:
Pls tell me is it from the Hanger top?




Back to the topic @ OP..The best way to make er cum is..
1. Tie her 2 legs with barb wire
2. Tie her hands with ropes or cable..
3. Clip her nips with Clips..
3. Find a mortar and apply aboniki as the Lubricant..
4..Tie her and hang her to your ceiling
5.Lick some raw dry pepper for the mouth action part..

If she no cum through her eyes..nose and every other part or holes in her body make banana fall on you @ OP..


Call me later to thank me..

thank u later or swear 4 u later

MasterKim:
I toway for u oo

hahahahaha

FemiEddy:
Hellooo, its me you've been looking for
I can see it in your eyes
I can see it in your smile...............

we both don't have crush, so u are now officially my NL crush

hehehehehe,. Lmao,u try

Na wetin u study 4 sch be dis bah? Anyways,na only me knw the best position wey go make me cum.. Therefore thanks

MrDickman:
una too dey dull me mehn.. u people no mature @ all... If u see where guys dey help their brothers in toto matters u go duff hat. Used to have a friend we share basically everything even toto sef the guy dey arrange him personal babes for me. Thats how niggas should roll.. Make una list these joints na coz me no fit con die of boredom for here o

chai

mofeoluwadassah:
i dey craze for you

craze ke

Issokay kwantinue

Diegostan:
Looking tall already' , he could have called her "thin tall tola"

very funny

Homeboiy:
story

for the irumole (gods)

Very funny, hungry police men. Na their station u 4 do sallah abi how dem dey take spell d thing jare.

26andsearching:
me adding my pissure will cause wahala.....

why?

But ur pissure is not here nah..

Irelexicon:
Nairaland.com is a good forum site, but how viable getting a girlfriend can be possible, maybe by dropping of contacts of each other that's need a date or what do u think?

i no think anytin "mi o ro nkan nkan"

Ononugo:
Anambra State University

oh owk

Ononugo:
ANSU. And what about you?

unab (university of abeokuta) meaning of ANSU pls?

Ononugo:
Lol. A prototype of one of my lecturers over here.

of which skool?

soberdrunk:
No bro!! You dont need 'a line', just tell her 'exactly' how you are feeling no matter how silly you think you will sound.......... Come back and thank me later with 3 bottles of cold Gulder......

na wetin u talk me sef wan yarn but no be gulder me want. Na plastic origin i want

Na their headache b dat abeg,na too much money dey scatte their head.. Make i go read my public finance handout jare if not mr taiwo no go take am easy 4 class 2mao

Oh my world,wat a lost. May his gentle soul rest on

FunnyDude:
Na to.to we dey look for na

take am easy oo

Oh boy, o je tan niyen oo (u don enter am) u should even thank ur star dey didn't remove ur front teeth. Na only God knw wetin una dey find upandwn.

U 4 finish everything here now, dat continue na long thing jare

So u no go go night vigil bah? God knw ur house address oo