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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Artists Who Went Out Of Stardom After Separating From Their Record Labe by phintohlar(f): 5:21pm On Jul 31, 2017
tammyboy1:
list is not 100percent accurate tho...wande is still a star to me....who else enjoyed his iskaba videohuh
here i am oo
Romance › Re: How Do Hair Grows. by phintohlar(f): 5:16pm On Jul 31, 2017
Hair for Romance.. "Amazing" In Tuntun's father's voice in chrishi
Romance › Re: WOMEN: 5 Sure Signs That Your Man Just Had S*x With Another Woman by phintohlar(f): 5:01pm On Jul 31, 2017
handsomenonny:
I promise I won't swty
good
Romance › Re: WOMEN: 5 Sure Signs That Your Man Just Had S*x With Another Woman by phintohlar(f): 4:59pm On Jul 31, 2017
handsomenonny:
am sorry swty
owk ayaf heard u bt dnt do it again oo
Romance › Re: I'm New by phintohlar(f): 4:58pm On Jul 31, 2017
Michhy123:
anything like??
u'll get to know with time dear
Romance › Re: WOMEN: 5 Sure Signs That Your Man Just Had S*x With Another Woman by phintohlar(f): 4:05pm On Jul 31, 2017
handsomenonny:
hahahahahaha abeg no swear for me Ooo na make ur hrt no tear say him cheat that why I let am escape.
chai... U no do am well jare
Romance › Re: WOMEN: 5 Sure Signs That Your Man Just Had S*x With Another Woman by phintohlar(f): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2017
handsomenonny:
What i am about to share is based on personal
experience on how to catch a cheater and how not to be caught cheating.
It will benefit both the cheater and the cheated.

1. Traces of Lipsticks: When your man comes back home, swipe his chest, nippple, neck, and pe_ni$ with a white handkerchief, if he was with a ho or side chic, depending on the type of se_xual activity he was engaged in, it will show.
Tip For Guys: To avoid this, guys, take a shower after or scrub the parts of your body that you suspect your lady of easy virtue might have left her ‘trademark’.

2. Wet Boxers: Men like to perform a kind of ablution after se_x. If he just did before coming home his underwear will still be moist by the time he gets home.
Tip For Guys: To avoid being detected, guys, use a towel or a handkerchief to dry your JT and wait a little bit for your body to dry before putting on your briefs.
However, this could be difficult if you patronize a chic
that stays in a face-me-i-face-you house or a brothel with a common bathroom, which might be quite a distance from where the action took place.

3. Smell of Strange Deodorants/Perfumes: If your man uses deodorants, roll-on, perfumes or whatever, you know the smell and if he doesn’t, you also know. This is to say that if he comes home with a feminine deodorant than the 212 men you know he uses, there is something wrong.
Tip For Guys: To avoid being caught, guys, don’t use your other’ chic’s perfume or deodorant to freshen up especially when madam of the house can sniff/smell you from a million miles away based on what she knows you use. You can also have two bottles of each perfume you use: one in the car and one at home.

4. Smell of Condom: Latex condoms have this rubber kind of odor that they give. if your man just got intimate with another woman using a condom before coming home, you should be able to perceive a smell of condom.
To discover this, you as a lady will need to read point
number 5.
Tip For Guys: To avoid this, guys, take a shower/wash with soap after the encounter and apply a deodorant not different from what you use that your woman is aware of. Coming home smelling of a deodorant especially feminine that your woman cant relate with is another red flag on it own.

5. Offer Him $ex When He Comes Home: It takes men a while to gather enough momentum to perform another round of se_x after one episode. To find out if Papa Ada had been to Ndokwa Hotel after work, try to jump on him for se_x as soon as he comes back to ascertain his readiness for the encounter.
You know how strong his er3ction can be under normal circumstances and how willing he is able to accept your offer. if he starts giving excuses of workloads, his annoying boss, traffic at Ojelegba and all that then there is something wrong. There might be something wrong actually, which might not be se_x related but if he doesn’t get over it after eating and you have calmed him down then something for don happen.
Tip for Guys: To avoid this, guys, attack is the best form of defense. You must have to be on the offensive as soon as you pull up at the car park. Complain just about everything, don’t talk to anybody nicely and just be completely difficult and unfriendly.
Complain about too much sand on the door mat,
question who removed the tv remote from the table and why is the flower vase too dusty, why are the kids not asleep or already asleep by the time you come back. Just create a kind of mayhem that will make you
unapproachable. If she asks ‘honey, what is the
problem?’, just dismiss her with a wave of hands. But you need to come back to your senses after you have enough energy to do the needful and don’t subject the poor lady to more troubles that she can bear. Apologize and bang the shait out of her.
i no know weda na swear i go swear for u oo or pray for u.. Will pray 4 u cos u just taught me how 2 catch him, den swear 4 u cos u also taught him how 2 free himself.. Which kind humanbeing u b sef, na u call thief con rub & na same u call police.
Celebrities › Re: Police Uncovers Badoo Shrine In Ikorodu, Lagos by phintohlar(f): 3:30pm On Jul 31, 2017
odiereke:
Hope it is true sha, let there be an end to all this ritualist in Jesus name.
a very big amen to dat
Romance › Re: Any Serious Matured Lady Ready For Marriage by phintohlar(f): 3:13pm On Jul 31, 2017
The 10 inches dick guy, abi no be u? Na na
Romance › Re: This Man Can Not Stop Admiring His Fiancée's Bum Bum In Prewedding Photos by phintohlar(f): 2:51pm On Jul 31, 2017
otimothy:
Because na bone me dey see there fa.
grin
otimothy:
Because na bone me dey see there fa.
Romance › Re: I'm New by phintohlar(f): 10:14am On Jul 31, 2017
Just be ready for anything here oh bae,so buckle up.. Welcm anyways
Music/Radio › Re: Download: Phyno Ft Wande Coal - Zamo Zamo by phintohlar(f): 10:07am On Jul 31, 2017
I'll download it only if u promise to interprit whatever phyno said & den send it to me
Romance › Re: This Man Can Not Stop Admiring His Fiancée's Bum Bum In Prewedding Photos by phintohlar(f): 10:01am On Jul 31, 2017
otimothy:
Where is the bum?
e tire me oh
Health › Re: Why Do We Sweat When Eating by phintohlar(f): 9:56am On Jul 31, 2017
For it is written in d book of, haaaaa i don 4get oh wait lemme quickly check cos i stick it.. Ayam coming
Celebrities › Re: How Can I View Someone's Facebook If They Have Blocked Me? by phintohlar(f): 6:14am On Jul 31, 2017
odiereke:
Very nice information indeed.
can u summerse it for me pls, am cooking banga soup so am unable to read
Celebrities › Re: How To Know Your Skin Type by phintohlar(f): 6:03am On Jul 31, 2017
Issokay... Thanks
Romance › Re: Why The Lie? by phintohlar(f): 12:14pm On Jul 29, 2017
Only girls can answer dat as am a woman
Romance › Re: Please Help. I Am in A Relationship Dilemma by phintohlar(f): 12:11pm On Jul 29, 2017
Oh boy dis matter water don pass garri oh.. I don dey speechless sef
Health › Re: Help Save The Vagina by phintohlar(f): 12:03pm On Jul 29, 2017
Thanks for the info dear
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Man Caught Molesting 10-Year-Old Girl In Umuahia, Disgraced By Mob by phintohlar(f): 9:27pm On Jul 28, 2017
patola080:
o seun mi b ....... . . D tin dey do mi as if I should be by your side
grin
patola080:
o seun mi b ....... . . D tin dey do mi as if I should be by your side
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Man Caught Molesting 10-Year-Old Girl In Umuahia, Disgraced By Mob by phintohlar(f): 9:10pm On Jul 28, 2017
goodmorning40:
I bu onye nzuzu
may it follow u for d rest of ur life.. I bu onya ra
Crime › Re: 22-Year-Old Man Caught Molesting 10-Year-Old Girl In Umuahia, Disgraced By Mob by phintohlar(f): 8:59pm On Jul 28, 2017
goodmorning40:
Orishirishi
So these are enough reasons for someone to have sex with ur 10yr old daughter
o ya mi lenu oo
Romance › Re: An Actual Part Of Ur Body U Rili Cant Live Without by phintohlar(f): 5:39pm On Jul 28, 2017
Every part of my body
Romance › Re: Please Advise Me,i Was Shocked With My Fiance Answer. by phintohlar(f): 3:04pm On Jul 22, 2017
yomi007k:
undecided


Ewo loshi gan....u r asking us if ur fiance loves u....so u dont knw at ds point.

U think say na babalawo dey nairaland?



Brain stem fall on u!
hahahahahahahaha.. I laff in ilesha
Romance › Re: When A Guy Doesn't Call by phintohlar(f): 9:51am On Jul 22, 2017
indodon:
ok some guys are like that, me I rarely call bitches
what do u mean
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Ask So Much But Give Just Vagina And Attention In Relationships? by phintohlar(f): 9:38am On Jul 22, 2017
Ur name na kinginvagina naw so u should be in a beta positn to explain beta
Romance › Re: How Do You Respond "I Love You" On The Phone In Front Of Your Parents by phintohlar(f): 9:25am On Jul 22, 2017
Love u more in front of my mum.. Same here infront of my dad, cos those papa wahala dey too much jare they no 1 knw say person don ripe
Romance › Re: Ladies : 5 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Friends About Your Man by phintohlar(f): 9:03am On Jul 22, 2017
elmas:
Nice DP U look pretty
thanks
Health › Re: Cold Or Warm Water-- Which One Should You Drink? Must Read by phintohlar(f): 1:43am On Jul 22, 2017
Thanks for the info
Romance › Re: Ladies : 5 Things You Should NEVER Tell Your Friends About Your Man by phintohlar(f): 1:04am On Jul 22, 2017
Heard
Music/Radio › Re: Maleke Ft. Harrysong – Wasn’t Me by phintohlar(f): 12:44am On Jul 22, 2017
The same maleke who sang "low waist" or we nw have anoda maleke?

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