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guys what would u do in this situation.your gf not finding it funny cos u stated on your cv you are single.my friend is in deep ...........

GeneralQuamdeen:
OK, let me answer you.. When you don love person.. That person go dey your mind everytime.. Na because of that person you go dey do things like wearing fine clothes, trousers etc., you no go fit sleep well well for night and e go dey do you as if e dey craze... And na love you love that person o

lol.....got it sir.

GeneralQuamdeen:
if you are in love and you didnt even know it.. Then you are not old or matured enough to be in love..

oga nah question I ask u

asumo12:
Lool...

So u want make I aease sango abi?




Bro I dey coolie ooo...


How ur side?


Start chewing rice abeg cause of apendix!

wu no go fear sango .....thanks my bro....which side u de

asumo12:
Sango ooooooo!

Thunder strike ur left ball there

lol......how far jare ..so u b my bro

asumo12:
Abi eleyi ti ya weyrey ni

go and vote lakainz....oloshi omo ale

Princeparix:
By licking your fingers fowl

okuko

oriosan:
Somethings cant be explained... in this case, experience is the best teacher

....really...y done fall in love before

GeneralQuamdeen:
You dont fall in love brother... Love falls in you... You wont even realize it when its coming... And when you do.. You scream ''OH! I am in love..''

hmmm.how do u know you are in love

Cutehector:
Let's assume d ocean is love... And u r in a helicopter.. This is how u fall in love.

U jump out from d chopper and vooooOOOOOOOm! Into d ocean

Dats hw u fall in love..

bad teacher........

asumo12:
OP Check the shoes!

anoda yabaleft ......thanks tho

chigoizie7:
Don't even go there,its overrated and pointless

me sef no wan try am.....if I hear say I fall in love.

2dice:
chaii.... Double the gini .... Naa 5cd you dey wear abi ... If the thing burst you go here -ram

oga nah two I deh use.......so I will live to fvck another day

ladyteska:
hmm impressive

what are u now feeling like....guess like a plane about to land

ladyteska:
chew,grind,swallow,what is important is that you have eaten

thank u Theresa

am I the only one that doest understand falling in love? how do u fall or behave in love.cos have never in my entire life claim am in love cos I don't know how.guys abeg how do u fall in love.

2dice:
Bro ... Wassup ... I know say na flesh2flesh u dey do Dem Yur babes

me? if I hear!!!!! nah double I deh double the double oo can't risk for life for what can be avoided

2dice come o

2dice:
Chaii ... My Padi is from Venus

lol....baba u follow me join

kokssy:
Kaaaiii!!! Dats bad o... Buh not too bad sha if d onLy tin u dont chew is rice... U sure chew ur yam, beans, plantain, etc.; abi u dey swallow those ones too Lol... I aktually know ppl who chew eba,pounded yam,fufu,starch,....... Instead of swallowing

I swallow beans

ihustler:
hi...you r not alone

i swallow all my meals except for yam and corn that i only masticate a little before i swallow.

i actually thought i was the only one doing this seriously

finally . thank u jare my bro they r making us look like we r from mars

angieberry:
Too bad
Its people like you that will swallow their rice and chew their Eba

ahahahha u done read me .....wu r u? I chew eba nd pounded yam not to forget paracetamol...... u got me

angieberry:
I believe that's the normal thing to do.

tried doing it....God it not working!!!! no wonder m petite

rawpadgin:
voracious eater
i was once like u though

how did u stopped

vayne:
Did you do digestion in high school?......if yes,where does it start from.

can't remember

angieberry:
Are you for real?

yes o..do u chew?

so sorry for bringing my personal life here,am not here to praise myself or so.am a stage drama writer I write poems alot.but the funniest thing is this each time am asked wht gives me inspirations I go mute cos I don't have any.;
my life is dark I see stories and words in my nightmare my nightmare is my gift.so scary that I find it difficult to sleep I get scared from it. I suffer and sweat in my nightmares.
the funniest thing is I write them out inform of stage movies when staged. it becmes what people love and appreciate.have received lots of awards and recommendations for my works.but am always scared of sleeping at

a beg ooo....my mum was accusing me of not chewing my food(rice) before swallowing.....I never knew people should chew it . are there people in my shoes.

sunnyolads1:
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07016821396........king

no peace for the wicked says the lord

Tapout:
u sef dey commit the kind abortion by wasting sperm... abi u no know??

for all have sinned

MrCork:
..baby not plannd...ABORT THE THING...earth is full! (no ofeense)

menh some people get heart o