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This used to be one of the funniest stories I ever read on NL and that was so many years back... It has been resurrected again, same words no editing. I didn't laugh dis time around. I read it to see if there's any difference but none.

We maybe it was resurrected for those who are new here and haven't read it b4.

Hmmm!

I love that question sen. Ashafa " health workers strike" that's a real problems these days!

Never knew Audu Ogbe has this much upstairs... PMB probably has made good choices so far!

Lol Sen. James Manager weyreh! Politician can change political party 4 times in 4 years... I bet that didn't auger well with the Sen. President Sen. Saraki...

Dr. Fayemi just wowed the red chambers even Sen. Akpabio couldn't hide that... U can imagine the bright Brilliant man Ekiti ppl voted out and brought in Fayose. Well their choice, their loss and Nigeria's gain.

Am impressed!

Dis yeye club wey sabi bash person ticket, e be like dem even get match today sef!!!

The hustle is real

nigeriancuban:
would you kindly outline your reasons for that coz i ve head many say evenbthe engineer have no place in the construction instead they give credit to the brick-layers

Shebi when Synagogue building collapsed did u hear any body asking for the bricklayers that built the building?

Kingsley1000:
yep....i believe by now such experience cant replicate its self again

Obviously!

Kingsley1000:
i got it,just pulling ur legs

superb story you've got anyway

Experience not story!

Kingsley1000:
bros you lack self control unless the babe deliberately pressed her bum bum on your d/ck ........if that is the case,involuntarily you will respond to stimulus

If u no get wetin yarn, no type!

Obong Owo Bishop!

How does this news stop Amaechi from being a minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Kingsley1000:
seems you lack self control

it shows am a man... My eyes sees, brain interprets, pen!s responds to stimuli... Which one be say I lack self control... Ogbeni yarn well!

derrick333:
It wasn't unfortunate,dat was want u wanted, wen u said luckily but unfortunately ,I tot u lapp a lady but nt d 1 u crush on

I understand u... But dat wasn't wat I meant!

derrick333:
Luckily and unfortunately ?

Yea... Luckily and Unfortunately
Luckily that incident made her my friend
Unfortunately that incident was embarrassing

We will deliberate when you bring pictures...

Ebayray:

Wow, cute dimples... Wish I could add some more to mine

Ahn ahn u still want more? Ur own wey don deep like well already!

chocofizzy:
I love you so much Mama Ajayi. Keep on aging gracefully in JESUS' Name, Amen.

See fine girl... Inbox me ur digit na

MadCow1:
Simple and short.

Don't mind ppl here crying more than the bereaved...

Oga anything u like u do...u r in-charge

Alleged!!!

Engineer ofcourse!

Crazy!

I remember once hanging out with them boiz highing and having fun with chics everywhere then this my guy controlled some babes, so when the babes showed at the venue. I couldn't take my eyes off a particular one she was very beautiful, her back full wella, that moment I don't dey envisage the babe. the girls were standing based on say chairs being don finish and the barman went in to rise more chairs, so the guy that controlled the girls asked us to pls just lap the girls till the chairs arrived. Luckily and unfortunately for me the closest to me was this particular one my eyes has been fixed on, so she asked if I don't mind I said with all pleasure u can sit. The girl yansh never land my laps all the blood wey my heart pump at that moment rush go one place (my pen!s) as the babe sitdown 5 seconds after she jump up... I throway face like say I no know wetin happen. The thing chuck the babe like pin. She just stand dey smile me sef dey smile... Na only 2 of us know wetin happen... that incident helped me collect number but mehn if no be say na coded girl I 4 shame die dat day!

Na wa...
@ op u dey always get pictures, show us na!

Ok oh!

I no dey see prof work for this govt oh... Was thinking he would be the brain box!

Hope u guys catch big cat fish when it rains?

Pls Wait

I like Capt. Wada because of his brother which happens to be my boss Engr. Wada but am not sure my liking him can save him in the coming elections in Kogi state...