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Sir Seun, this platform needs a dislike button.

Happy birthday to him, at least he created jobs. So much hate on this platform by tribal bigots, and there are people like these that we interact with on a daily basis face to face, but can't read their dark minds.

So much hate on this thread, you tribal-warriors stinkk, and some of you are even educated, what a shame. Let every Nigerian abroad also return to their home country, see how smart you guys sound?

What a shame, same old story.

Which kind headline be this? When did 17 gallons become a litre??

Make Portable no go nack Efe jazzz o

Polaris, abeg o, I leave my balance for una as fundraising support o.

Una no dey shame, excuses upon excuses for incompetence

maasoap:
Who still remember the dude who created a thread here about himself battling drug abuse with a very nasty and graphic wound in his hand as a result of constant needle prick? I really wanted to check up him here last week to see if he's still around and getting well but can't remember his username.

I remember him, the title of the thread is: I'm addicted to pentazocine, please help me. Search nairaland for it.

Na makeup and filter dey help most of these bannies.

That Nivea is worth over 5k naira each if he decides to sell, it's probably his daily hustle.

Export anything exportable, na wetin go the boost the naira fast be that.

TheBTCinvestor:
Bro is crazy..almost everybody there na junkie o...the worst is that some selll fake and mix deadly chemicals dat cam kpai the person

Yeah right, greedy dealers mixing nonsense with the coke instead of baking soda only.

Oizee:
suspect!!! How did you know the price?

Relax honey, I was once a dopeboi

CorperKola:
I'm just asking
Buh isnt that shii supposed to be very expensive
Too expensive for any tom dick and harry

What is too expensive? 8k - 10k for half a gram?

TheBTCinvestor:
May be they overdosed on drugs...the way dem dey use drugs for that Lekki eh...hmm....Crack now na cabin busicuit

I hear say na Lekki side the best crack-coke dey, but autopsy for easily reveal am na.

But this government easily generates trillions. Why take a loan?

ukaface:
So?
Only me don crush on jim Iyke
Crush on Johnny drille
Now I’m crushing on Akpi

Wetin come happen
Abeg make Una rest

You go soon crush on Kolu

Who Killed Bola Ige? I guess I once saw those words on the cover of a newspaper when I was a little boy. I liked Funsho Williams too.

Abeg when is the deadline? I have some savings with Polaris bank o

I just don't know why you dragged your husband's and wedding picture into this thread.

Oh Lord, 3 track EP? Just give me a deal, I can drop a 15 track mixtape for free...

Lawalemi:
Trailer brake failure

Ah! Na wa o, God airpus o

Lawalemi:
Naija and death. Na so we many for this country?

Yesterday, 20 killed at Sango Toll Gate

What happened at the Toll gate?

SisterAnn:
Hahaha 😃

I was not even browsing with it. Cyber cafe was the go-to for internet access.

I just wanted to download wallpapers of my favorite celebrities, and trending songs as polyphonic ringtones back then.

SisterAnn:
I sincerely don't know what you are talking about. I never hung charger on my neck everywhere I went.

I bought my first phone 4 months after MTN launched and it was an Alcatel phone, followed by a Nokia 3210 then Samsung tru-I.

The 3210 was a little heavy, with monophonic ringtones lol, the tru i was so beautiful, color screen was the bomb then, with the little beautiful screen before flipping it. But it had only dial up connection with no gprs, 400 naira MTN credit wouldn't give you 15 minutes browsing lol.

1Alex:
So this is locally made? Wonderful.

I wonder too, if that pistol is locally made, I want one.

callmetade:
We don do am this morning sef

I sight you ma jiggy

IbileIfe:
Senator Ned Nwoko is a millionaire and not a billionaire.
A billionaire in naira and not in dollars.

He is actually worth over 1 billion in dollars