₦airaland Forum

Na the masses dey make the sacrifices, APC politicians have been balling since day 1. Wow, so much negative comments, Nigerians have really lost hope in this man.

verminnel:
omo bro I'm tireddddd🤣🤣🤣🤣

What did you do to that psycchoopaathh?

ogolemati:
the fake Bayoonanuga na wa,you need evaluate your mental health.like wtf

That must be iamalwayshorny's second account, na him dey stalk verminnel on this platform.

Greenodds:
Buying keke for private use is a terrible idea. Besides not being able to legally access all roads. It will be far from comfortable for your pregnant wife, the ride quality of that thing is extremely harsh and jokes apart it can cause the abortion of your unborn child especialllynif you live in an area with bad roads. Plus the constant harassment from agbero and police.

This comment really made me laugh, keke wey no get better cover when heavy rain start, which shock absorbers keke get? In the case of an emergency, the speed is even limited. If na when Naija still good, 800k could have gotten him a reliable naija used car.

I knew that guy was just trying to raise more money for something, not as if he really cares about Nigerians.

AbosedeFalade:
The guilty is always afraid, LOL, My thoughts and prayers are with Linda, who has been managing you in your condition.

Now I know you are a troll, thank God I've never dated someone named Linda, continue fabricating names like a drunkkaarrdd, you're probably a man seff.

FatimaAbubakar:
Stories. Look for a girl and just impregnate her.

You dey para o, zero chill nor pity for person daughter.

Why do you ladies think the world revolves around that part? Even the most intelligent ladies are conscious of getting benefits or catching a big fish with that part. Don't you have better things to strategize about?

tollyboy5:
I was joking.

I like as I single

Lol. She no dey work but na iphone 12 pro max she dey use, you no know say many babes collect loan take buy iphone to feel among? The loan was 570k but she watched it grow to 1.3m without paying back a dime, that also irritated me. Maybe she dey hope say na one guy go help her clear the loan lol.

AbosedeFalade:
So you know all these updates, yet Folake still says that you don't last more than 1 minute either in round one or any other round afterward. Anyway, let me assume that you got the updates today and haven't started practicing them. My thoughts and prayers are with you and Folake.

Abeg make we hear word, if you are stuck with a one minute man, don't project your ignorance on all men. Have you tested all the men in Nigeria to know the percentage of the one minute men? How did you conduct your survey?

And them still dey reason to increase taxes of the average man.

The profits will still end up in the pockets of the politicians, make them sha focus on power, job creation and infrastructure.

tollyboy5:
Blood, hwfa connect me. Na Lagos babe bah?
I think I have some 10k to spare

Na Lagos babe na, she get sharp mouth and na Cele babe oh, she's also owing fairmoney 1.3m. You still want?

wany:
And you are 16 still forming small boy.

Wetin concern me and you? Why body dey pepper you? Are you also into whook-up trying to defend her? I almost made her a baby mama but she was greedy and said she wanted marriage. Make una still dey play on the streets, my mum got married at 23.

SonOfWords:
Na the Unga wey them send the nama go be this😹?

B*stard don go dey smoke ee-gbo for posh bunk, high finish come dey mistake ordinary citizen for Emmanuel Macron.

This comment really made me laugh yo, may God give you a genuine reason to smile.

I can see a cannabis company behind him, but NDLEA go dey do oversabi for here, instead of them to monetize the thing and tax dealers. Na class A narcotics suppose dey restricted, not weed and loud.

SmartPolician:
Honestly, I have no idea. You see, back in the day, there was this fine babe I was dying for in my local church.

Somehow, I manned up, approached her and got her to become my friend. We chatted like every day. At that point, she became a close friend, and the next line of action was to make her my babe.

Unfortunately, I lost interest in her so much so that I rarely talked to her whenever we saw in church. I don't know how she would've managed the whole thing if I slept with her before losing interest in her. Thank God I didn't

You ended up not saying why you lost interest in her, that's what the thread is about.

I also remember another one called Dammy. She'll text me like: "Baby do you have 10k there?", and she'll get angry and arrogant if I ask her what she needs it for. Why won't I ask you what you need the money for? Do you think I have a money tree behind my house? She was a sweet and seductive babe sha but we no dey talk again, she's 28 now still forming slay queen and I suspect she's into whook-up.

MartinCorridon:
Ngozi farted loud - 16 bursts when she slept over...

Dropped her off and blocked IMMEDIATELY.

I still have PTSD

No vex, her intestines were probably excited. Why you seff carry her go eat catfish peppersoup, shawarma, and hollandia yoghurt plus beer in one night?

She lies, I don't know why women lie a lot. I wrote another one off after she stopped replying my whatsapp messages on purpose, leaving them marked blue simply because I teased and reminded her how she dated another guy at NYSC camp which was true. This na babe wey no fit do without hearing my voice on the phone everyday o, she's 34 now and still proud of her single status. I no dey write her again and whenever she does, na just 1 line polite reply, I don't push the conversation forward.

I for like see the finished product. Mmpkuru miri don cast yo.

I hope they'll stop the Chinese from the illegal mining that has fueled terrorism and banditry.

Damage control before the next election, I thought Nigerians were not worth the explanation, una go explain tire.

2special:
How can 62km be #4,500

Read again, 62 min, 22.9km, but I wonder exactly how much fuel go burn in 62 minutes. What's the profit then?

Sonofgod1990:
You could have gotten 50k if you had sent that moni for 2 bottles that day. I said that to help some people here

But most of you failed the text

Oga no be text, na test. Na so you claim say you buy 2 Galaxy S26 ultra for your in-laws. Na this brain you take make 300 million?

LZAA:
Truer words have never been spoken
You see that stupid quote "Nigerians are resilient "
I resent it like a plague
No sane country ever condones suffering
🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

And the people in power expect us to fry akara and sell kuli kuli as side hustle after the 9-5 job, instead of improving the economy.

donleo92:
Baba oil dey your head jarwe!!!!!

I bottle of hero for you!!!

This is the most sensible post I have ever seen in months

Baba I no like audio bottle, you for make am real o, as a real niggarr.

What are we? We are human beings.

Na man matter just dey inside your brain, nothing to reason again apart from men?

Person wey buy tomatoes for this regime seff try. Some people now fry only tomato paste, blended onion and maggi (seasoning) as stew. And some of them are still supporting this goff-mentt.

Person wey hustle from 9-5 never try? Una wan kill am? Did we come into this world to labor just for shelter and daily bread? The economy no good, simple. Working for 8 hours daily should be enough to sort all your needs plus some extra funds as savings.

I also know the tribe pointing a finger to another tribe, hate just full una blood.