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Nairaland / General / Introduction.xd by Pink09: 7:12am On Aug 05, 2009
Hi there. I am PiNK and I'm almost 27 years old. I'm so glad that I've found this forum. I hope to meet more friends in here and I'm looking forward to knowing more information that I don't know before, Hope to have a great time here. Nice to meet you all. grin
Music/Radio / Nobody - Wonder Girls :d by Pink09: 7:10am On Aug 05, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz9LQy0rmq0

- Love this video! I like their steps /

cheogiyo in korean if you translate it in english is "over there" and the other words are nugu eobseoyo is tere anyboby there?thats what it mean.not hello in there other english sub, that guy is jy park,one korean famous singer,
Jokes Etc / Job Application by Pink09: 7:03am On Aug 05, 2009
Job Application
[Cat.: Work place ] [a] [ Calif.: 8.11]

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida, and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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