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Wow!!!..............this sketch actually is a lot more pretty than all these make up heavy weights we have around!

Wow!!!
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Na so my fake friends now go dey surf nairaland in future...and see an epic throw back pic of mine of when they took me for waste but hustle come pay and I ended up being a celeb to their celeb......very soon as in very very soon!
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It is high time I had a daughter!............I wish to have 8 daughters and 2 sons from my wife.......who is prettier than anyone you can imagine!

I just hate nigerian movies...............
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Avatar cartoon poos on the whole nollywood sef in all aspect!

who kissing don help.....?
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Rephrasing..........
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Who mouth to mouth exchanging of smelly saliva don help?

see as handsomeness just dey waste.........!!!
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Gerrrrrraaaaaaahhhh here mehn.......shii!!

Igbo Amaka!!.....
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OP why take FTC and STC? You go soon take STD oh

Baby mama two loading......... 80%!!.........
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But seriously if this Poo makes FB I will ban myself and seun too!
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Nah Joke oh via Seun part oh!
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Btw why are most men obsessed with the back side of ladies? Ewwwww........... I throw up each time I glance at that crap for 5 five seconds!

this is growing out of hand like finger nails!.......

this is growing out of hand like finger nails!

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Behold thou the neck, whose length is longer than the life span of Black berry batteries!............
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The neck whose image will be used in the next edition of oxford dictionary as the definition of the word "long"...!

nice one !
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That lil boy's car is worth some real crazy dough!
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Lemme buy my son a matching foam slippers to mine....cos nah the same 10KM road we dey trek!

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Just take a look at the 2nd pics......you see the reflection on the car's window glass? .......
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Give it up for this PhD. Holder in Selfie Studies!

Zehner:
What's the definition of sexy again @ op....remind me again

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On behalf of the OP and as the president of Poke nosing union of nigeria.......I hereby remind you that sexy is the quality or feature a person has that could make you have the urge for sex........which implies that not only over size boobs and a$$es are the qualities that could make one sexy....but smiles, legs, shape of mouth and a good heart.....and individual preferences matter....for me a lady that questions the OP just to trash his caption of a thread is no where near being sexy!

cc: ishilove

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Wow!!
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In other news!

I just dash her grade D

The shock is still fresh like that of a new car!

End time publicity stunt
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If this poo reaches FP, I will bath naked!
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Modified......
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Oya see me bathing unclad below!

End time publicity stunt
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If this poo reaches FP, I will bath naked!

End time publicity stunt
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If this poo reaches FP, I will bath naked!

who marries a slut?
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Answer:
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A blind bi.tch a$$ nigg.a

who marries a slut?
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Answer:
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A blind bi.tch a$$ nigg.a

End time nyash in End time orange skirt!

End time nyash in End time orange skirt!

Nah to sell my car buy that hover board like 25 pieces!

Who are they?
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Here in Iraq we don't know them!

This kind of beauty is what I ask for a wife!

1st pic-- Flavor performing "shake ya ukwu"
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2nd Pic-----Flavor and Chidimma performing "Olu femi"

Girls and their fake nature......
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Or is she trynna keep up with others
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Or does she have a spiritual Boo?