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BusinessRe: Tesla Offers Mammoth $1 Trillion Pay Package To Musk by PissInside: 9:31am On Sep 08, 2025
Elon musk my man is the most influential man alive and probably gonna be the wealthiest man in history soon 🔥
Christianity EtcRe: Archbishop Margaret Idahosa Looking Stunning At 82, Shares Photos ith Grandsons by PissInside: 10:48am On Aug 31, 2025
Her husband is the greatest and most influential African pastor of all time ❤️
RomanceRe: Harder, Harder..how The Quest For Sexual Validation Boosts Manpower Business by PissInside: 11:19am On Aug 22, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
When was the last time you saw a neat Nigerian woman?
My wife is very neat.
RomanceRe: Harder, Harder..how The Quest For Sexual Validation Boosts Manpower Business by PissInside: 10:48am On Aug 22, 2025
80 percent of Nigerian men don't enjoy sex because they patronise prostitutes who don't give them a chance to suck,touch or cuddle their breast.

Penetration shouldn't last 15 minutes.....If your woman is neat,give her head,finger her pussy,tell her to suck you or you both go 69,suck her ripples and caress her laps,I swear by the time you penetrative,the both of you will cum in minutes.

Not just taking off clothes and penetrating without pre-intimacy.
BusinessRe: Otedola: How My Father’s £250,000 Loan Changed My Life by PissInside: 10:43am On Aug 22, 2025
Eriokanmi:
Success stories are only sweet to tell once you've arrived. Baba Michael otedola was never a rich man. His small printing shop at shomolu where oga femi used to help his father is still there till today but now occupied by another printing outfit. The military came to shomolu with samples of stationery items to be printed and met the then Mr Michael otdeola. He said he could do the job and printed some for delivery at doddan barracks. From there he began to get more contracts from IBB and he became sole printer of the FG ledgers, journals, payslips and record books for all parastatals in Nigeria.

In 1993 IBB called him and said he liked his job and he believes if given a chance to govern, he'll do better but Mr otedola said he had no such money to contest and for campaign. Ibb said no issues and all he needed do was show interest. That's how he became a candidate of his party unopposed. The rest was history.

All we need do is pray for God's grace. It still works till today. No be by power or by education. Uncle femi had not even gone beyond sec schl when the military officers visited shomolu. He was helping his dad in his printing shop. My God's grace find us. I had shared dangote's story here before. How he came to lagos and squatted in alhaji maitama's rented apartment at ijeshatedo. The landlady told me this. She's 92 years old now. From there dangote got exposed to apapa wharf and he gained that connection. His uncle may be rich but never contributed to his Success.

Our leaders were never tribalistic back then until what's happening now. IBB could have looked for a nupe printer from minna to do the job. He was after the best and he got it.
The point is that Sir Michael Otedola became rich somehow and helped his son.....Or how will a poor man give his son £250,000 in the 90"s?
BusinessRe: Otedola: How My Father’s £250,000 Loan Changed My Life by PissInside: 10:39am On Aug 22, 2025
My uncle who is a billionaire told me that the rich won't always tell their secrets except when they're old or have nothing to lose again.

Everyone thought otedola made it from scratch but look at him here revealing in his book that his father gave him £250K.....People born into wealthy homes have a higher chance of making it in life than those from average or poor homes.

Let me tell you one thing,the only legit billionaires we have in the world are those who don't care about material things...All they care about is providing value and helping humanity..If the momey don't come,they don't care.....That's why the rich will never tell you their deep secrets....Ask them how to be rich,you'll hear Be consistent,Be hardworking,Take risks and Never give up....They won't tell you the deep secrets.....

It is well.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Offers Obi Ministerial Slot To Drop Presidential Ambition - Kachikwu by PissInside: 3:04pm On Aug 10, 2025
All these ones are just wasting their time...

Tinubu will win 2027 because he got a lot of support from the north.....Remember that Aisha buhari campaigned for Tinubu massively in the 2023 elections, infact she was instrumental to Tinubu being the flag bearer of the party after Buhari and The then APC Chairman wanted to draft in Ahmed lawan as the flagbearer...Now with the support Tinubu showed at Buhari's burial,you think a lot of northerners won't support him not to talk of him being an incumbent and the fact that some PDP governors are even supporting him and have declared their support for him.

Atiku should just retire and Obi should wait till 2039 when Shettima and Femi Gbajamiala will have ruled for eight years and see if he has a chance.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye’s Bold Request For Billions Sparks Online Buzz by PissInside: 2:46pm On Aug 10, 2025
Validated:
Op, have you been to Redemption Camp lately?
If not, please go there next time there is a progamme. GO said the infrastructure is now overstretched and creating spillover hold up in traffic. The water system and sewage system can no longer accommodate the surging crowd.
Pastor Adoboye, hate him or like him has done extremely well. I do not think he is hungry. If your father, brothers or sisters, uncles and aunts are not among the billionaires donating, how is that your concern?
Why can't they take money out of the church's account for this purpose.....Do you know how much RCCG makes from Offerings,Tithes and Donations alone? Not to talk of it's university and others.....

Now if a ritualist or occultic person donates 1billion naira, will he reject it? Please answer this question.
TravelRe: How KWAM 1’s Unruly Conduct Forced Valuejet Pilots To Breach Safety Protocol by PissInside: 11:16pm On Aug 06, 2025
Tjra:
KWAM 1 has an attitude problem.

He is a rude, proud and very uncouth fellow.

He needs to be cautioned seriously.
Very proud.

Maybe cos he's very handsome and looks fit....But i love him though because it pays to be proud.

Pride is essential so that people won't disrespect you anyhow
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola's Expensive Convoy - Rolls-royce, Maybach (video) by PissInside: 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2025
MufasaLion:
I still do understand how a grown up man would be on the road screaming and recording people's cars when he should be working!

I detest lazy folks! Nigerians copy almost everything they see online and replicate it here. Folks abroad ain't doing it due to hunger!
Look at a poor man criticising someone earning in dollars 😁😁😁😁 Poor Nigerians are so funny and proud...They are aggressive also.

I remember when Prophet rolex started content creation then and people were criticising him.A lot of women said they can never date him, today that guy own two houses and multiple cars and earn at least nothing less than $30,000 monthly from YouTube, Tiktok and Facebook.
FamilyRe: Is This What Being A Father All About? Picture by PissInside: 9:32pm On Jul 28, 2025
The only advice I have for every man reading this right now is to add value to yourself, stay neat and spend heavily on yourself when you finally make the dough.
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump Urges Hamas To Take The Deal As Israel Agreed To 60 Days Ceasefire by PissInside: 5:45pm On Jul 02, 2025
mjuvey3:
I hopeDonald Trump is not the Little horn aka Antichrist spoken of by the Prophet daniel?

The way this guy has been going up and down offering PEACE and a DEAL.....Notice those two words? Please go and check his recent tweets and see what i mean and check his recent actions.

Daniel says he will confirm a peace treaty with israel and many countries....Do y'all know Donald trump initiated a peace deal between Israel and many countries in 2020 called the Abraham Accords?

The jerk is that he is also on the Third temple coin to be rebuilt in jerusalem? He was also the one who moved Israel's capital to Jerusalem.

The jews in israel also call him prince of peace and they see him as a messiah of sort.

Time shall tell.
I do not think he is tthe Man of sin and the Lawless one becaue the ANTICHRIST is coming from IRAQ.

He will rise from Iraq and invade Syria,Turkey,Iran,Afghanistan,Lebanon,Jordan and form the greatest military ever seen in history.

By this time,the western powers must have fallen and a new Super-power formed by the Beast.
TravelRe: 4 Places You Should Avoid Walking Alone At Night In Lagos. by PissInside: 12:11pm On Apr 11, 2025
Ikeja and Oshodi are very safe.....I'm a night wolf so I know what's up...I have walked on the bridge at Ikeja along heading to computer village at 1:15 am late in the midnight and I walked safely till I got to the end of the long ass bridge.

I still passed oshodi under bridge yesterday at 11:55 pm and I saw police officers stationed at the bus top.....Some weed smoking boys were there too but they didn't harrass anybody maybe cos of the police..

Ikeja under bridge is safe too, just walk fast and don't talk to anybody.

The most dangerous place in Lagos to avoid at night are Agege and Mile 2.

Agege is notorious even in the afternoon cos even the police stationed there will ignore you if you're been attacked....The market women will even be laughing at you if you're been attacked....Agege is a very strange place maybe cos of the drug spot called Akerele.

And the funniest thing is that there are about three or four police located at that Agege under bridge
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 FIFA World Cup Qualifiers (1 - 1) On 25th March 2025 by PissInside: 7:46pm On Mar 25, 2025
nairalanda1:
We can qualify if South Africa loses to Lesotho, Zimbabwe and us.

Losing to us is possible. Losing to Lesotho and Zimbabwe? No. Infact if we beat south Africa and they draw against Zim and thrash Lesotho, we are out.
Everyone go get your calculators 😂😂😂😂😂
CelebritiesRe: Shina Peters Performing At Ojukwu And Bianca's Wedding (Photos) by PissInside: 10:41am On Mar 20, 2025
Shina was the man back then.

He gave us back to back hit albums that was loved by all irrespective of tribe.
PoliticsRe: Natasha’s Beauty Is A Problem For Her – Ex-Minister Ogunlewe by PissInside: 11:46pm On Mar 10, 2025
Natasha is very beautiful and very sexy.

With her seductive eyes,she could get whatever she want from a randy influential man in Nigeria.

She's arguably Nigeria's most beautiful and sexy woman 😍🥰😘
CelebritiesRe: 'Over 21 Actors Are Sleeping With My Wife' – Ijoba Lande Cries Out (Photo) by PissInside: 11:52am On Mar 04, 2025
More than 90% of single guys in this country will definitely marry a prostitute.

You think I'm joking?

Okay ask yourself, who will marry all these beautiful hoes you see around?

Imagine the mother of your unborn children being fvcked recklessly by different men.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Will Take Gaza – Trump Insists As He Meets Jordan’s King Abdullah by PissInside: 8:27am On Feb 12, 2025
Setting the stage for the 'Man of Sin' to be unveiled.

Donald trump is going to cause chaos all around the world especially the middle east.

The Antichrist is the one who will settle the middle east crisis.

And some people will say the Bible is a storybook.

Look at events playing out.

God is wonderful.
Music/RadioRe: 5 Atrocious Grammys Outfits That Had The Internet Confused by PissInside: 1:57pm On Feb 03, 2025
The Grammys ain't shit no more.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Celebrates One Year Of Celibacy by PissInside: 9:03pm On Feb 02, 2025
Prostitutes everywhere.

How can a woman have more than 20 intimacy gadgets and she'll still do hookup yet a man will still marry such person.....How will you satisfy her sexually? Every nigerian man need to marry a virgin but it's a pity I don't think we even have up to 50,000 virgins in this country when we have millions of single men.

Nigerian men are going through a lot oooo.
RomanceRe: Many Of You Will End Up Marrying Retired Olosho - Chude by PissInside: 9:00pm On Feb 02, 2025
Truth is bitter.

A Nigerian man who's based in the United States came back home this last christmas to marry a brothel hoe.

This is a brothel hoe that have been fvcked by more than 5000 guys.

90 percent of single guys in this country will definitely marry a hoe.
RomanceRe: Pressure To Get Married by PissInside: 2:48pm On Jan 31, 2025
Marriage ain't shit no more.

Most women now are liabilities....Infact,i call them "THE PLASTICS".

They are materialistic,entitled and proud.

The few good single women we have in this country will have to be shared by over 40 million single men.

It's a pity so many men will get married to hoes cos all these hoes you see around will still get married.

Imagine a high valued man been pressured to go get married to a woman that have been fvcked by more than 5000 guys.

The most important thing in life is happiness....As long as you're happy,you good bro.

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