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Gbadugbakun:The most annoying thing is that all of them are looking for billionaires to marry. How many rich men do we have in this poverty stricken country? The few rich men we have in this country are either Married,Bi-sexual or Machiavellian. |
JJacko:Think outside of the box and sell your skills. Canva is very easy to learn and they got lot of templates to use,that's why I love the site. Apart from Fiverr & Upwork,you can also try LinkedIn. |
Gbadugbakun:All my friends that got married are regretting it now.....They envy me and I kid you not. |
The funniest thing is that these brainless idiots don't know the meaning of feminism 🤣🤣🤣 Just take a look at that scumbag saying she pity her younger brother,her blood 😂😂😂 Is that what feminism is about? |
Get a laptop Go to Canva.com Subscribe for premium( You can use the free version too but premium gives you access to unlimited stuffs) Start creating designs ranging from Magazine,Book & Album covers, Business cards,Posters, Flyers, Social media templates, Business cards, Wedding invitations etc Register on Fiverr & Upwork and sell your skills Or you can Use Chatgpt,Google docs and Google chrome to research and learn about copywriting. 55k is not even enough for me to spend in a day not to talk of earning that in a month. |
Congratulations to my homeboy Donaldchuckwu Oluwafemi Aliyu Trump. America & Nigeria shall be great again. |
A Premium SIMP like Peter obi can never become president of niigeria. Even if he mistakenly becomes president,his government will be sabotaged cos he's a weak man. |
Nigerians are the dullest things existing on earth. Is Dangote running a charity organisation? You expect him to sell petrol at 100 naira per litre? Nonsense ![]() |
Ndenomy:This is why we have a lot of poor and undetermined people in this country. Nothing is easy....Dangote who is the wealthiest Nigerian of all time just ventured into Oil and we can see the challenges he's going through. This is someone who is a cement god....Do you know how many musicians and skit makers we have in this country? Yet they keep making thousands of dollars on a daily. Infact Elon musk once tweeted that he works 16 hours a day and people still call him lucky...Do you know what it is for a dollar billionaire to work 16 hours in a day? Look at Davido and Dj Cuppy....They are both from a billionaire home yet look at the way they hustling like they from a poor home. Nothing good comes easy, if it were easy, everyone will be rich and comfortable.
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If I have just 50 million naira,here's a list of profitable investments you could venture into. 1. TRANSPORTATION - This is one sector that can never be saturated.... Infact,go to any popular bus stop in Lagos by 7pm, you'll see hundreds of people waiting for bus. 2. CASINO - You see that game that looks like an ATM machine that people play nowadays at hotels and bars,it's so lucrative that a Chinese guy confided in me that some of their agents(The hotels,Lounges,Bar, Shop owners)make more than 5 million in a day....If you doubt me,ask any gambler around you. 3. BROTHELS - If you can build a 25 room brothel ,you'll never be poor.....Some brothels charge as much as 5k a day or 20k a week from their girls....20k a week multiplied by 25 is 500k a week....We haven't talked about drinks,chops,fines,casino and other stuffs that'll be ran in the brothel. 4. MINI IMPORTATION - This is a goldmine...Just find a trending product and buy from those Chinese websites and sell at a high price. 5. FOOD BUSINESS - I already touched on that....Every living thing needs to eat because food is essential. |
ecomalchemistt:If I got 100 million naira,I'll hire 50 people who can cook variety of meals ranging from Fried rice,Jollof rice,Ofada rice, Coconut rice,Soups,Salads,Moi-Moi, Turkey, Chicken,Goat meat ETC I'll open a upscale food canteen in at least 20 locations in Lagos state with a distinct brand( The brand could be the name,design or advert style) I'll focus on quality instead of quantity.... Nigerians love to buy expensive stuffs as long as they know you don't compromise. For example,I could sell a piece of grilled turkey for 12,000 naira and people will buy it or a piece of well prepared catfish peppersoup for 15,000 naira....A big catfish costs just 4k or 5k so imagine the gain. I'll make sure they open from Monday to Sunday ( Very possible,you only need a large staff and you pay them good) I could go on but let me say if you got 100 million or less,and you want to double it in a space of 6 months,you can never go wrong with selling food, transportation and importation. Even beggars and poor people eat not to talk of comfortable and rich people,As long as you're neat, respectful and good, you're destined to make it. As for importation,you can import trending goods at 2000 naira and sell at 5000 naira or more. Imagine a profit of 3k on 1000 goods sold,That's 3 million naira gain on just one product. |
Bianca my crush |
I bought grilled plantain & peppered tilapia fish for 40k yesterday at VGC. It used to be 20k some couple weeks ago Damn. I also got smokey party jollof rice,salad & turkey for 18k....Just a plate oooo. |
We've got so many Gays in Nigeria. From Generals in the Army(Serving & Retired) to Actors,Politicians, Fashion designers Musicians,CEO's of Blue chip companies, Billionaires,Comedians,Skit makers & Media Executives. They all worship Baphomet,The Bisexual Bastard. The truth will come to light someday. |
Nigeria's Diddy ![]() |
The EFCC,ICPC and Special Fraud Unit should be disbanded. We need a new anti-corruption unit. |
I hate Africa ![]() |
The Jews own the world. Is there any sector where the jews don't run? From music to media to banking to sports to technology to science and so on. They own and control the world. |
Markkito:Do hoes have feelings for y'all? That's what I meant. Anyways,keep stimulating your dick inside a hole been penetrated by mad men, vagabonds, cultists,fulani herdsmen and low-lifes ![]() |
Transactional sex is not worth it at all. Why pay for sex with someone you don't know? It is demeaning and you won't even enjoy it cos no feelings. Beware of strange women....It is better to masturbate than to pay a hoe. |
Sex is sweet but very overrated. |
The second greatest Nigerian artiste of all time. |
Karnice600:Nonsense 😆 Some of these idiots don't know who their dad is 🤣 |
Women are too dirty 🙂 |
Look at this punk that wasted billions of naira on Obudu cattle ranch criticizing the president for acquiring a new jet. So he should continue flying a faulty jet? |
The gullibility of Nigerians is appalling. This is definitely a skit 🙂 The federal government needs to start regulating blogging. |
The smallest pussy in the world 😍 |
seborrhic:The gullibility of Nigerians is appalling 🙂 |
Pharaoh4rin:You know nothing. Content creators need people like you ![]() |
Fake ass shit. Nigerians are too gullible ![]() |
diamond68:Bitcoin is digital money.... Everything is done online. |



