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RomanceRe: If Your Woman Is In This Type Of Group, Please Run For Life. by PissInside: 4:28pm On Nov 07, 2024
Love800:
So you are not married?
I'm not.

Marriage ain't my priority right now.
RomanceRe: If Your Woman Is In This Type Of Group, Please Run For Life. by PissInside: 3:29pm On Nov 07, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
Most women today have absolutely nothing to offer.

They would nag you, insult you, they won't support you one bit, after struggling with your life to provide for the home, they would cheat on you and give you bastards to raise and defene their actions by saying you didn't have time for them.

Omo just jejely have your kids and keep nacking them for fun. That's what their p*ussy is meant for.
The most annoying thing is that all of them are looking for billionaires to marry.

How many rich men do we have in this poverty stricken country?

The few rich men we have in this country are either Married,Bi-sexual or Machiavellian.
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Job by PissInside: 3:26pm On Nov 07, 2024
JJacko:
I started canva on the side but left. Are you making money and how?
Think outside of the box and sell your skills.

Canva is very easy to learn and they got lot of templates to use,that's why I love the site.

Apart from Fiverr & Upwork,you can also try LinkedIn.
RomanceRe: If Your Woman Is In This Type Of Group, Please Run For Life. by PissInside: 3:18pm On Nov 07, 2024
Gbadugbakun:
I'm shocked that some men are still talking about marriage in this GenZ generation.

Just have like 2-3 kids and hussle to give them a better life. Women have absolutely nothing to offer you.
All my friends that got married are regretting it now.....They envy me and I kid you not.
RomanceRe: If Your Woman Is In This Type Of Group, Please Run For Life. by PissInside: 3:14pm On Nov 07, 2024
The funniest thing is that these brainless idiots don't know the meaning of feminism 🤣🤣🤣

Just take a look at that scumbag saying she pity her younger brother,her blood 😂😂😂 Is that what feminism is about?
CareerRe: I Want To Quit My Job by PissInside: 3:08pm On Nov 07, 2024
Get a laptop

Go to Canva.com

Subscribe for premium( You can use the free version too but premium gives you access to unlimited stuffs)

Start creating designs ranging from Magazine,Book & Album covers, Business cards,Posters, Flyers, Social media templates, Business cards, Wedding invitations etc

Register on Fiverr & Upwork and sell your skills

Or you can Use Chatgpt,Google docs and Google chrome to research and learn about copywriting.

55k is not even enough for me to spend in a day not to talk of earning that in a month.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Presidential Election: Donald Trump In Early Lead by PissInside:
Congratulations to my homeboy Donaldchuckwu Oluwafemi Aliyu Trump.

America & Nigeria shall be great again.
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Leave My Wife Even If She Cheats – Peter Obi by PissInside: 1:42pm On Nov 05, 2024
A Premium SIMP like Peter obi can never become president of niigeria.

Even if he mistakenly becomes president,his government will be sabotaged cos he's a weak man.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Sells Petrol At ₦‎960/Litre To Ships, ₦‎990 For Trucks by PissInside: 11:57pm On Nov 03, 2024
Nigerians are the dullest things existing on earth.

Is Dangote running a charity organisation?

You expect him to sell petrol at 100 naira per litre?

Nonsense smiley
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Share Their Struggle With Becoming Broke by PissInside: 12:43pm On Oct 31, 2024
Ndenomy:
Its not
That easy bruu.. make the money fes then you come here talk
This is why we have a lot of poor and undetermined people in this country.

Nothing is easy....Dangote who is the wealthiest Nigerian of all time just ventured into Oil and we can see the challenges he's going through.

This is someone who is a cement god....Do you know how many musicians and skit makers we have in this country? Yet they keep making thousands of dollars on a daily.

Infact Elon musk once tweeted that he works 16 hours a day and people still call him lucky...Do you know what it is for a dollar billionaire to work 16 hours in a day?

Look at Davido and Dj Cuppy....They are both from a billionaire home yet look at the way they hustling like they from a poor home.

Nothing good comes easy, if it were easy, everyone will be rich and comfortable.

CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Share Their Struggle With Becoming Broke by PissInside: 12:35pm On Oct 31, 2024
If I have just 50 million naira,here's a list of profitable investments you could venture into.

1. TRANSPORTATION - This is one sector that can never be saturated.... Infact,go to any popular bus stop in Lagos by 7pm, you'll see hundreds of people waiting for bus.

2. CASINO - You see that game that looks like an ATM machine that people play nowadays at hotels and bars,it's so lucrative that a Chinese guy confided in me that some of their agents(The hotels,Lounges,Bar, Shop owners)make more than 5 million in a day....If you doubt me,ask any gambler around you.

3. BROTHELS - If you can build a 25 room brothel ,you'll never be poor.....Some brothels charge as much as 5k a day or 20k a week from their girls....20k a week multiplied by 25 is 500k a week....We haven't talked about drinks,chops,fines,casino and other stuffs that'll be ran in the brothel.

4. MINI IMPORTATION - This is a goldmine...Just find a trending product and buy from those Chinese websites and sell at a high price.

5. FOOD BUSINESS - I already touched on that....Every living thing needs to eat because food is essential.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Share Their Struggle With Becoming Broke by PissInside: 12:18pm On Oct 31, 2024
ecomalchemistt:
The question still remains , how would you Multiply 100M if you had it today ?

What business would you delve into ??

Practical ideas please, no motivational speakers !
If I got 100 million naira,I'll hire 50 people who can cook variety of meals ranging from Fried rice,Jollof rice,Ofada rice, Coconut rice,Soups,Salads,Moi-Moi, Turkey, Chicken,Goat meat ETC

I'll open a upscale food canteen in at least 20 locations in Lagos state with a distinct brand( The brand could be the name,design or advert style)

I'll focus on quality instead of quantity.... Nigerians love to buy expensive stuffs as long as they know you don't compromise.

For example,I could sell a piece of grilled turkey for 12,000 naira and people will buy it or a piece of well prepared catfish peppersoup for 15,000 naira....A big catfish costs just 4k or 5k so imagine the gain.

I'll make sure they open from Monday to Sunday ( Very possible,you only need a large staff and you pay them good)

I could go on but let me say if you got 100 million or less,and you want to double it in a space of 6 months,you can never go wrong with selling food, transportation and importation.

Even beggars and poor people eat not to talk of comfortable and rich people,As long as you're neat, respectful and good, you're destined to make it.

As for importation,you can import trending goods at 2000 naira and sell at 5000 naira or more.

Imagine a profit of 3k on 1000 goods sold,That's 3 million naira gain on just one product.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Akpabio Cautions Senator Praising Bianca’s Beauty During Screening by PissInside: 12:39am On Oct 31, 2024
Bianca my crush kiss Arguably the most beautiful nigerian woman of all time.
FoodRe: I Was Shocked To Dumbfoundness When I Got This Akara For ₦400 Today. by PissInside: 12:11pm On Oct 24, 2024
I bought grilled plantain & peppered tilapia fish for 40k yesterday at VGC.

It used to be 20k some couple weeks ago

Damn.

I also got smokey party jollof rice,salad & turkey for 18k....Just a plate oooo.
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Dares Oluwadolarz: ‘Tag The Person’ by PissInside: 9:36pm On Oct 21, 2024
We've got so many Gays in Nigeria.

From Generals in the Army(Serving & Retired) to Actors,Politicians, Fashion designers Musicians,CEO's of Blue chip companies, Billionaires,Comedians,Skit makers & Media Executives.

They all worship Baphomet,The Bisexual Bastard.

The truth will come to light someday.
SportsRe: Don Jazzy Launches Supremos FC, Joins Lagos Liga 2024 by PissInside: 9:31pm On Oct 21, 2024
Nigeria's Diddy grin
PoliticsRe: EFCC Operatives Are Terrorists, Says Senior Advocate Of Nigeria, Olisa Agbakoba by PissInside: 9:57am On Oct 21, 2024
The EFCC,ICPC and Special Fraud Unit should be disbanded.

We need a new anti-corruption unit.
SportsRe: CAF Statement On Treatment Of Super Eagles In Libya by PissInside: 4:12pm On Oct 14, 2024
I hate Africa angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Christopher Columbus Likely Spanish And Jewish, Study Suggests. by PissInside: 9:09am On Oct 14, 2024
The Jews own the world.

Is there any sector where the jews don't run?

From music to media to banking to sports to technology to science and so on.

They own and control the world.
CrimeRe: Lagos Sex Worker Stabs Client To Death Over Service Fee (Photo) by PissInside: 9:03pm On Oct 08, 2024
Markkito:
no feelings? Man's prick nerve endings are being stimulated by a warm vag giving him ecstasy and you're saying no feelings? sad
Do hoes have feelings for y'all?

That's what I meant.

Anyways,keep stimulating your dick inside a hole been penetrated by mad men, vagabonds, cultists,fulani herdsmen and low-lifes smiley
CrimeRe: Lagos Sex Worker Stabs Client To Death Over Service Fee (Photo) by PissInside: 11:05am On Oct 08, 2024
Transactional sex is not worth it at all.

Why pay for sex with someone you don't know? It is demeaning and you won't even enjoy it cos no feelings.

Beware of strange women....It is better to masturbate than to pay a hoe.
CelebritiesRe: A Man Who Lasts Only 40 Minutes In Bed Is A Red Flag – Efia Odo by PissInside: 11:08am On Sep 07, 2024
Sex is sweet but very overrated.
CelebritiesRe: King Sunny Ade With Steve Wonder In New York In 1980 - Photo by PissInside: 10:46am On Sep 07, 2024
The second greatest Nigerian artiste of all time.
PoliticsRe: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by PissInside: 1:00am On Sep 01, 2024
Karnice600:
The combined IQs of past and present South Western leaders including SpongeBob Soyinka’s, can’t match up Duke’s class of mind and reasoning. He’s one of the exceptional few Nigeria never had as president.

Just a pity that a good chunk of Nigerians can’t see through sentiments to detect quality potentials for leadership.
Nonsense 😆

Some of these idiots don't know who their dad is 🤣
HealthRe: Woman Smelling Foul For Weeks Realises She Forgot Tampon In Her Body For 1 Month by PissInside: 2:11pm On Aug 31, 2024
Women are too dirty 🙂
PoliticsRe: Buying Presidential Jet While Nigerians Go Hungry Is Failue - Donald Duke by PissInside: 11:30pm On Aug 30, 2024
Look at this punk that wasted billions of naira on Obudu cattle ranch criticizing the president for acquiring a new jet.

So he should continue flying a faulty jet?
EventsRe: MC Tells A Guest That He Is Eating Too Much (Video) by PissInside: 6:18pm On Aug 27, 2024
The gullibility of Nigerians is appalling.

This is definitely a skit 🙂

The federal government needs to start regulating blogging.
PetsRe: Tinker Toy: The Smallest Cat In The World (Photos) by PissInside: 9:07am On Aug 23, 2024
The smallest pussy in the world 😍
PhonesRe: Salesgirl In Trouble As Customer Steals ₦2M iPhone 15; Man Pays The ₦2M by PissInside: 5:24pm On Aug 21, 2024
seborrhic:
Over gullible and it's annoying.
Apart from the money being paid by a stranger being an easy giveaway of it being a skit,another is how come the person filming knew exactly that someone would come at that time to pay for the girl?
Stupid people!
The gullibility of Nigerians is appalling 🙂
PhonesRe: Salesgirl In Trouble As Customer Steals ₦2M iPhone 15; Man Pays The ₦2M by PissInside: 4:50pm On Aug 21, 2024
Pharaoh4rin:
As how na

E be like say you just learnt this English and want to test it here. If not, the subject of the matter does not in anyway warrant the sentence. Abi I lie?
You know nothing.

Content creators need people like you grin
PhonesRe: Salesgirl In Trouble As Customer Steals ₦2M iPhone 15; Man Pays The ₦2M by PissInside: 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2024
Fake ass shit.

Nigerians are too gullible grin
BusinessRe: Naira Down To N1,600/$ In Parallel Market by PissInside: 10:55am On Aug 21, 2024
diamond68:
I can walk into zenith bank and cash out bitcoin ? How does it work ?
Bitcoin is digital money.... Everything is done online.

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