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 Romance / Re: Do This And She Will Call You Back After She Refused Picking Your Calls by Playingthefool: 7:29am On Oct 13, 2014 |
Yes! Thank you op, let me try it on that olosho that I have almost spent 50,000 Naira recharge card on, the money that i would have used in adding to training my younger ones and feeding my poor mother. 1 Like |
| Family / Friend Deceives Me To Eat The Forbidden Fruit by Playingthefool: 4:59am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Friend Deceives Me To Eat The Forbidden Fruit --------------- ------------ How could he do this to me? I trusted him! And he paid me back with this. What a world of betrayal. Yesterday evening I was bored at home cause my wife has travelled to see her father, so I paid a visit to my friend who I hadn't seen for sometime. When I got there, him and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/friend-deceives-me-to-eat-forbidden.html?m=1 |
| Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Twenty-one by Playingthefool: 4:29am On Oct 10, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Twenty-One --------------- ------------ Ofego walked into a bush path and started thinking; Look at how I have suffered in Warri. This money for Onos' provisions I must get it. When I've gotten it and bought them and Onos' gets well, I'll just retire from that stupid teaching job and go back home so that Warri will not eradicate me. See me seeing John Cena asking me in my dreams if I can see him. Warri has really dealt with me. Let me just get this money and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/warri-ofego-episode-twenty-one.html?m=1 |
| Technology Market / When I Bought My First Radio by Playingthefool: 4:27am On Oct 09, 2014 |
When I Bought My First Radio --------------- ------------ I was a kid, 15 or thereabout, when I bought the first radio I had in my life. An Aboki sold it to me. When I got home I switched on the radio and it talked for two hours then I told it; For the whole day you have been talking, your throat must be dry and thirsty. I then ran to Mama Nkechi's place and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/when-i-bought-my-first-radio.html?m=1 |
| Properties / Marketer Lands Himself In Trouble In My House by Playingthefool: 10:55am On Oct 08, 2014 |
Marketer Lands Himself In Trouble In My House --------------- ------------ I was at home yesterday afternoon and heard a knock on my door. I answered it only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying an electric vacuum cleaner. Good morning sir, he said, can I borrow your time? I would like to demonstrate and show you the latest high powered electric vacuum cleaners in town. Go! I don't have money to buy, I am with nothing at the moment, I told him and tried pushing him out. He Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/marketer-lands-himself-in-trouble-in-my.html?m=1 |
| Family / London Fever Brings Down My Brother by Playingthefool: 2:24pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
London Fever Brings Down My Brother --------------- ------------ So leaving me, our old mother and pet dog behind, my immediate elder brother travelled to London. Its been six months since he left. Yesterday he called to know how we are doing, Hello Ofego how are you doing? How is Mama and Suspect the dog? He asked. I replied; Suspect the dog is Dead! He paused. . . . and said; Ofego bad news is not revealed that way. You should have started by saying Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/london-fever-brings-down-my-brother.html?m=1 |
| Romance / His Parents Lack Of Understanding by Playingthefool: 6:51am On Oct 07, 2014 |
His Parents Lack Of Understanding --------------- ------------ His parents, lol I actually meant my parents. Cause of the shame, I had to title this one, His Parents. Not only old age tells alot on the human mind, young age do tell. When I was in nursery school, that time my parents were not too old o, my teacher gave me a letter from school to give to them. I got home and Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/his-parents-lack-of-understanding.html?m=1 |
| Family / Women Are Afraid Than Men See Proof by Playingthefool: 6:05am On Oct 06, 2014 |
Women Are Afraid Than Men See Proof --------------- ------------ I was arguing with my wife about who among us is a coward and scared. After an undying argument, we decided to ask our children Mena and Martins who they think was a coward and scared between two of us. Mena my first child said, I am the coward and scared because I am scared of women. She said whenever I see a beautiful girl in Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/women-are-afraid-than-men-see-proof.html?m=1 |
| Family / My Daddy Don't Want Me To Eat His Money While He Is Alive by Playingthefool: 6:41am On Oct 05, 2014 |
My Daddy Don't Want Me To Eat His Money While He Is Alive --------------- ------------ Could you imagine that my father is so poor that we can't afford groundnut for breakfast. He has no money, not even a bank account so I thought. But not until he was due for an operation. He called me one day that he was going for an operation. I pleaded with him not to die. He told me not to worry that even if he dies, I should Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/my-daddy-dont-want-me-to-eat-his-money.html?m=1 |
| Family / Beggar Begs Me To Join Him In Begging by Playingthefool: 6:08am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Beggar Begs Me To Join Him In Begging --------------- ------------ I was in a bus on a traffic jam in Lagos. The usual chant of ''Buy Gala, Buy Gala'' ''Your Sweet Banana here'' ''Cutlass, cutlass'' were in the air. And I was sitting close to the bus window o. A beggar then approached me; Bros abeg give me 1,000 Naira. I told him I don't have. He Read more: http://njuwo..com/2014/10/beggar-begs-me-to-join-him-in-begging.html?m=1 |
| Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Seventeen by Playingthefool: 4:23am On Oct 01, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Seventeen --------------- ------------ Ofego walked into school in the morning with a swollen face. All eyes fell on him. A teacher at the entrance to the school subway asked him; Warri Ofego what happened? Armed robbers. Ofego replied with a squeeze on his face. After the morning assembly the whole teachers gathered round him. He told them what they want to hear; Lies! He twisted. From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/10/warri-ofego-episode-seventeen.html?m=1 |
| Politics / More Nigerian Politicians Will End Up Like This Ones Did If by Playingthefool: 5:06am On Sep 28, 2014 |
More Nigerian Politicians Will End Up Like This Ones Did If They Don't Stop To Lie --------------- ------------ Of recent, a plane carrying some politicians crashed into my grandpa's farm. When police visited the scene, they found out that my grandpa had already buried all of them. The police asked grandpa if he was sure they were dead. Grandpa replied. From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/more-nigerian-politicians-will-end-up.html?m=1 |
| Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Fifteen by Playingthefool: 4:13am On Sep 27, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Fifteen --------------- ------------ The children came to class after the short break and did not noticed anything. During lunch break they all ate their food cause Ofego had only eaten half, half from each food and pretended as if nothing happened. The next day, in class, Ofego waited for the bell to ring for short break, so that, he'll strike again in eating the children's food. The last time, he had eaten half, half from them all and was satisfied. He planned to be eating half from each of the children's food daily so that he will not be noticed and caught. He has drawn today's plan and ready to execute it. But the bell was being delayed. Ofego thought; What is happening? Don't they want to ring bell for break today? From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-fifteen.html?m=1 |
| Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Fourteen by Playingthefool: 4:56am On Sep 26, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Fourteen --------------- ------------ Ofego saw a vacancy for a teaching post in a nursery and primary school and went to apply. Can you do the job? The Headmaster asked him. Yes na, is it not to be teaching the children A,B,C,D. Ofego said. It is not to be teaching the children A,B,C,D alone. You will not only teach them but when they shit, you will need to wash and clean their buttocks and take care of them. When I say take care of them I mean take good care of them not bad care of them like the last teacher did. Said the Headmaster. Which class is it sir? Ofego asked. KG 2 and a half. The Headmaster replied. Ofego exclaimed; Which one is KG 2 and a half again sir? Why do you people call it KG 2 and a half? Ofego asked. From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-fourteen.html?m=1 |
| Romance / I Dialled My Girlfriend's Number On My Friend's Phone And Saw This by Playingthefool: 11:06am On Sep 24, 2014 |
I Dialled My Girlfriend's Number On My Friend's Phone And Saw This --------------- ------------ So Technology Has Developed Like This? I did store my girlfriend's number with her name Rose, on my phone o. This morning, I decided to call her, to see how she is doing. As I scrolled to her number and called, a voice said; You have insufficient credit to make this call, please recharge and try again. I checked my account balance to confirm this, it was true, so, I borrowed my neighbour's phone to make this call. From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/i-dialled-my-girlfriends-number-on-my.html?m=1 |
| Literature / Warri Ofego Episode Twelve by Playingthefool: 6:56am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Warri Ofego Episode Twelve --------------- ------------ As the madam walked in and the waitress still inside, Ofego leapt through the fence and escaped into the streets. As he ran, he thanked God, the restaurant had fence, and assured himself he'll never experience such again. He felt the spirit of hunger piercing him, and went to look for food anywhere. He didn't see and decided to go look for job instead. He went to an industry, not a movie industry. From: http://njuwo..com.es/2014/09/warri-ofego-episode-twelve.html?m=1 |
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