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Jlow2:
Police woman collected bribe from me despite knowing I am innocent but said she is not used to collecting bribe and she wants to leave the work, after paying the initial money bribe she said I must settle her, that the main money is for Oga, wicked people

6j
Personally I dey pop beer anytime I hear say armed robber kpai them. Naija police officers worst pass devil.

You can't spell arsenal without arse.

Ororocelemi:
Yorubas should be ashamed of their lives

Impossible.

RollinTNDA:
This one really hit me for heart
Forget oooo
I really like her and wanted to take things serious with her.

Now here is what shocked me to the core of my soul!!
I opened up to her about my personal life and struggles.

This girl went around telling people that i smoke weed. That really damaged my reputation.

But out of all the things she said
SHE NEVER TOLD ANYONE HOW I RISK MY LIFE TO SAVE HER THAT MIDNIGHT...
Now if this same girl comes again dying and knocking at my door.. Otilor!!!! She go die that night.

Make she go meet jesus for heaven and sort out her problem. I dont care again.
That incident put me in great shock

Now if i see her i act like she dosent exist at all... very fine girl but all that beauty vanished after she did me dirty

Keep it up.
Tell yourself that the modern woman is a LovePeddler that does not deserve a king like you. The stats are there. You see the baby mamas increase everyday. Over 100 million abortions yearly. You see them disgrace themselves on social media sticking their tongues out, showing their boobs and ass, walking around semiclad. No sane man will marry these modern women. They see too reckless with everything and they will be reckless with your life. Just as the lady was reckless with your reputation.

Tell yourself that you have been doing stuffs and going the extra mile for women. If she's not willing to go the extra mile for you, let her bounce.
Even if you are broke. Tell yourself that you are a man and that means you are a god. As long as this world is concerned, there is no being higher than man.
Any woman who claims a broke man is not a real man will know the truth when the broke man strangles her and there is no man to save her.

RollinTNDA:
From my personal experience

I witnessed this in December 2024
A girl who was my neigbour i have crush on her. But it end with Hi and Hello. We didnt talk with each other

Im a chemist, so one night this girl came knocking loud on my door.
I peep window see say na she dey knock. As i open door i see her holding her stomach and wrething in pain. She said her stomach feels locked she is constipated and it giving her serious pains

As a chemist, i took into action
Took my shop key and use leg to trek in midnight to my shop to get her constipation drug.
In the process vigilante boys stop me threatning to matchete me if i run. Omo that night mad

After explaining to them they extorted me and let me go.
I came back and there she was in pains.
I administered drugs to her for free
And that drug was really expensive
But no wahala i took it and gave her for free...SMH

The next morning she came by to thank me for saving her life.
Mumu me was blushing and i told her if we date she wont spend a dime on medication. We laughed

That evenning we hang out and i told her my mind that i like her.
I ended up telling her some personal secrets about me ( WORST MISTAKE EVER) We talked about the future and so on..

Long story short
She played me like ronaldinho
Then exposed my secrets to everyone in that compound!!!
Telling them that i smoke weed

The girl finished my reputation
I was regretting why i even helped her and risk my life that night going to get drug for her.

The way i see girls now, hmmmm
Make Elon musk create female robot for men. Cause these modern day women will soon end up alone.

Nobody want to marry problem!!

You lost when you hurriedly professed love to her. You need pride and arrogance as a man.

AustineE1:
Shameless Oba's littered everywhere in Yoruba land,why would miscreants be made Oba,I thought that seat should be for responsible individuals...that reminds me of the Oba of Lagos whom once threw tantrum on igbos because he wants to coerce them into voting his candidate. Imagine threatening Igbos and to think that the criminal APC govt in place at that time couldn't arrest this thug and make him to face time in jail,keeps me wondering where this contraption called Nigeria is heading to.

Show me an Oba that does not own personal thugs.

cjudy:

I swear, Yoruba Politics is really a dirty game. Imagine writing a letter to a president apologizing for impeachment of speaker. Wait as what? Is the president the governor of the state? So why apologizing when you know what you did was right? I’m still confuse how one man from another state is controlling Lagos state. Are there no indigenes from Lagos State?

The worst is this; some people will still defend this rubbish. To hell with the zombies of this failed nation

They are natural slaves in that part of the country. They prostrate for crumbs for a living.

richie240:
I support him 100%.
Even after finding the virgin, he must ensure she's not on social media (tiktok, instagram etc) except she's using it to promote her biznaze!


You're absolutely right. Eve was a virgin, but look at the result. If men know what they SHOULD know, I doubt if any one of them will try marriage in the first instance!

I cannot live in the same house with a woman. Not even my mother. I'm always in a hurry to discharge them because I no like their entitlement mentality. Na so I wooze one foolish girl for ATM stand. The foolish girl enter my front, instead make she beg me make i allow am, she dey cut eye for me.

What do you mean by a lady you love? Love is not real. It is just chemicals in your brain, repackaged and rebranded by hollywood.

I keep saying it that these modern women are possessed. Giving them children is worsening the issue. Stop giving your seed to these mad women.

Our women have been thrown into a bottomless pit of hallucination.

Started from European chivalry.

Na the same mumu men wey do ladies first when titanic dey sink.

Harnny:
That company is already a gooner. Your billion dollar niche product is at the same performance as a cheap knock off. If I was an engineer at OpenAI, I would start looking for another job now before those investments start shoring up.

Thanks to Trump and him gragra

Deepseek should integrate audio communication function to its AI. This is where Gemini and copilot standout.

festacman:
Any coalition that will unseat President Tinubu must be driven by
1) a robust Economic Plan and
2) multi-sectoral reform proposals
by the opposition and not just another a gang-up to grab power to continue status quo.

- A practical Economic Plan to revive Nigerian economy and lay a new foundation that will incentivize exiting and potential industrial investors as well as leverage the economic potentials (agriculture, food processing, animal husbandry, fishery and Marines resources, sports, entertainment, tourism, etc) of geopolitical zones.

- Multi-sectoral reform proposals that will improve various sectors economy since most of them are still operating on operational frameworks put in place in 60' s and 70's. Tinubu has done Tax reform but the surface has not been scratched.

seconded.

We compare document to document

Apc government fabricating stories to distract the foolish gullible masses

JESHAL007:
In fact, the "POST-NUT CLARITY (Men returning to their "senses" after ejaculation) side of masturbation makes you realize that the "pedestalization" of women in porn and outside of it, is the nonsense made up in your head that has nothing to do with reality.

It's all chemicals.

zebszebs:
"Modern Day Fela" in the mud.

This one is Fela in reverse.

Instead of going to prison, he sends people to prison.

Instead of fighting oppressors, he is oppressing others.

Pvssy ass negro

Burna boy has proven to be a black monkey who will not hesitate to oppress his fellow black man to prove a point.

There is a level you will carry yourself and you will realize that men need to withhold their semen from these present crop of women. Let them die off. These crop of women deserve to die alone. They don't care about everything. They want to destroy every single moral structure that is fundamental and foundational to our society.

Men need to restart women. Get the homely, traditional women and wife them. Let them produce homely daughters again. Let the spoilt crop of hoes die off.

Lonestar124:
As a man, to overcome 80percent of problem with your spouse, have your own separate room, let your wife have her own room.

If you're going out, lock your room, if you come back from work or business, jejely Waka enter your room and lock yourself inside, enjoy your space sometime in your marriage as if you're still a bachelor, ping your room as single man, if you are a game lover buy play station, television, small fridge etc and put in that room..

Be a man that your wife and children will knock and seek his face, stop making yourself available for your wife, but always be accountable and provide for your family when it comes to finance.

To much familiarity dey bring disrespect and altercation!!

For your peace of mind, privatized your space in your home, the tension is too much already on you.

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Very important. Our ancestors had their special room for themselves. There is power in that small place you keep for yourself. Remember, your wife was once a stranger.

One thing arse-anal fans don't consider is that arteta is blue blood (evertonian). The destiny of Everton is to be a constant source of mockery. Same with Rooney. They might be geniuses, but they will always be mocked.

You can't spell arsenal without arse

Ofodirinwa:
Wonderful, lets go line by line

hard work - If your culture believes in hardwork, why are you living in your grandfather's bungalow? Who are ever associated Ikwerre with hard work? This is not disrespect but lets be real.

resourcefulness - If you are resourceful, why are you living in your grandfather's bungalow?

communal living - If you are communal, why is your community neglected?

respect for elders - I don't doubt Ikwerre respect their elders. But If my FATHER called himelf an Umuokoro man, wouldn't it be strange for me to call myself a Rumuokoro man? Even Asari Dokubo that hates Igbo with a passion will tell you the exact town his Igbo great great grandfather came from. All the colonial documents say Umuokoro, so if you're not answering your father's name in IGBO culture, that is disrespect. Ikwerre and co likely respect their elders but in their culture they show it in a different way because I'm beginning to believe they are different. Yoruba dobale, Igbo do not, but both respect their elders. Igbo answer their father's name, Ikwerre can change it, but both likely respect their elders

and a deep connection to culture and language - If you ask them about their culture, they will be slow to answer the question because they don't want you to know they are at least similar to igbo. Ask an Ikwerre person what they are and they will say South South or Rivers. Ask an Igbo person they will say Igbo. Ask an Edo they will say Edo or Bini, ask a Yoruba they will say Yoruba. But ask Ikwerre and you will have to ask again for a full answer. So I don't see a deep connection to culture and language, most only speak pidgin or Igbo (which they say their language is not Igbo).


We should be very careful and be more nuance in determining who is who.the last time Igbo believed Ikwerre was Igbo led to a very grim betrayal, and it will lead to that again. There is a way Igbo people build and organize their communities and Ikwerre have a different way. This tells you there is a difference.

I have lived with ikwerre people and I can tell you that they are not igbo. They are mostly lazy, violent and love thuggery and cultism. Very wayward set of people. They are not igbo biko.

Enskynelson:
The moment you register, you have started. Exams for the coming semester will be around May. You can also start studying ahead because in NOUN, almost everything depends on you. If you want to start studying ahead, do let me know and I will provide you with link to the resources u need. Cheers.

Do I need nysc to register for nysc?

Enskynelson:
The moment you register, you have started. Exams for the coming semester will be around May. You can also start studying ahead because in NOUN, almost everything depends on you. If you want to start studying ahead, do let me know and I will provide you with link to the resources u need. Cheers.

Thank you very much.

Religion. Popsy was brainwashed to sell his assets and donated it all to a church.

Enskynelson:
Fee is for every semester. First semester could be around 130-140k.
Exams can be weekdays or weekends, Mondays to Saturday. If you have verifiable evidence, you can apply for ondemand exams that allows you take your exams remotely on a monitored system.

Thank you for the response. If I register this monthend, when would I likely start?

Hello house.

Please how much is the tuition fee for msc ICT? What is the duration? Can i take the course without nysc?
What is the schedule for the exam like? Are the exams taken on weekdays or weekend?

Thanks

Rinoxy:
Let's not lose our sense of humanity no matter our different political inclinations.

I and my cousin were attacked with broken bottles last election at surulere. He almost died. I still have scars on my hand from the attack.
I wish all of them the same death they wished me.