₦airaland Forum

Saintsquare:
They always the first to start comparison, we Yorubas are not competing with any tribe, we just trying to be great, and yes we will welcome more Igbos to our universities as long they are paying millions as tuition fees and indirectly increasing revenue for sw lol .

congratulations.... You have succeeded in shifting the goalpost

Michael004:
Why should they go to low quality school in the east that only like producing quantity.

If you cannot score more than 280 in your jamb.... You cannot get admission in UNN....argue with your keypad

Op, are you surprised?.... We have been surpassing these people in their own lands since the creation of these cesspit....

Today our people will be local government chairmen in lagos...


Can any Yoruba man come to igbo land and contest?... have you ever heard that a Yoruba boy came out with first class in a university in igboland?.... The only thing they do in igboland is drive taxi or sell agbo jedi....

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Split this goddamn shiiithole

deepwater:
OP what is the meaning of this thread

Gatherings
Yoruba women like heavy gatherings, owambe things, they would block the road completely, kill big cows and drink enough hydraulic soup to celebrate their wards who have just completed apprenticeship in carpentry and hairdressing without having money to rent a shop for their practice afterwards.

The Women
Their women are so timid, at the mention of olopa (police) they run away, and hide at their backyards shouting ye! ye! mokun o! ọlọrun gbà mi!!!

Food
Yoruba women are skillful in inoculating their kids with hydraulic soups immediatly after birth, most times, they turn the innocent child upside down, head strapped withing their fleshy thighs, nostrils blocked, and mouth wide open to inoculate hydraulics into the infant while s/he gasp for the breath of life (this makes me cry )

Business
Yoruba women have no business acumen, all they do is kiri (hawk) akara elepo and pàkúté on the streets of Nigeria

NYASH
They can have Nyash for Africa, this is obviously the resultant effect of hydraulic soup inoculation. they have big big watery nyash unlike their igbo counterparts who have firm, thick, water melon hard,and onion curvy butts, Yoruba own is always dirty and smelling

Salutation
They salute with every happenings;Ẹ ku ibalopo, Ẹ ku abọ, Ẹ ku aarọ, Ẹ ku ọsan, Ẹ ku strike, Ẹ ku subsidy, Ounjẹ ajẹye o, Ko to ọpẹ, Ẹ ku Ayọ Ajinde, Ẹ ku Ayọ Keresimesi ati Ọdun Tuntun

Mining
Dont even go there, they are nulli secundus (second to none) when it comes to skull mining, Ogun state their global HQ with its research and development annex at Ikorodu recently inaugurated


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thank you for making me laugh really hard this night

Unlimited22:
I was beginning to take you serious until I saw Julian Weigl and Jeremy Toulalan.

Julian Weigl has had above 90% pass accuracy in his two full seasons.... He's currently the best Passer at Dortmund and he has displaced sven bender from the dmf role... And he's just 21 and a Germany international...


I don't know how to explain Jeremy Toulalan.... Have you really watched him play?.. .. There's no difference in style of play between Jeremy Toulalan and xabi alonso....

Leonbonapart:
Best passer ever

You obviously started watching football late....Maybe in the late 2000's....veron, xavi, de la Pena, Zidane, alonso, alcantara, scholes, Gerrard, recoba, Baraja, marcos senna Pablo aimar ... Ruben de la red, jeremy toulalan, riquelme, granit xhaka, Julian weigl ... Are all better passers than fabregas Etc..... You just watch only the Premier League And you conclude that fabregas is the best passer.... You need to go and watch other leagues

Okay we have seen it... Now you can go and sleep on your mat....


Remember to use that mosquito coil... Or better stilt take some kerosene from the atukpa and rub on your skin to repel mosquitoes and bedbugs....

oladeebo:
one, we left with 8 denomination in circulation, and ₦1000 and ₦500 is no longer at the reach of poor!
and you said it's nothing!
are you politician, loading your purse with $!

so You still insist that currency is a major problem...

Continue... We're enjoying your sophistication

.so.... Currency is now the major problem of our economy? .... Is this the sophistication you people always brag about?....

Ngwa turn your around, lemme beat some wisdom into your skull...

Who is this fool?

Very dirty man.... One clothe everytime

He's probably married to a 7 year old girl....

baddooboys:
Can't you see that your people are the real gorilla..

my brother... Thank you for making me laugh really hard with that monkeys(obj) picture

Skull mining is the major occupation for the people of the West side...they know how human skull is being processed, transformed and converted into physical money....

See better format wey this boys use

bantudra:
lets make something very clear from the start before things go haywire:

am urhobo and am not becoming biafran...!!!...

igbos should understand that fact very well....

not that they end up again fighting many tribes than only nigeria!.....like in the civil war....

fool..... What is bringing the nigeria n army In this discussion?... . Why can't you urge the federal government to look seriously for the cause of these agitation and do something about it.... Instead you resort to threats.... Nigerian army my foot....

APCsupporter:
Begging is more legitimate, honourable and acceptable than kidnapping or drug trafficking.

drug trafficking and kidnapping are illegal money making means... . What do you derive from sleeping with little girls?.... And sheeps.... And goats.... And rams.....

nextprince:
Debunk the itemised stocks in trade and get bursted or run away from here.

do you know that there are over 3 million beggars in kano state ?....



Over 15 million of your brothers are beggars in nigeria....



You might probably be a beggar typing with a phone you picked on the floor, who knows?....

nextprince:
Human rituals, human trafficking, walking the streets unclad, prostitution, drug peddling, rape, armed robbery, 419, cannibalism are attributes of civilisation I guess.
Do you need links to cases of men raping their daughters below the ages of 5? There are several cases even on this forum and I can extract them out. Shall we?

me?.... Argue with you?.... Someone from the tribe of terrorists and paedophiles?.... I'll pass....

This people, e be like say their old grandpapa and gramdmama like crime pass their young men...

Today 70year old man caught with human skull.... Tomorrow 82 year old woman caught with drugs at the airport....

Am I the only one who has noticed this?

Uncivilized is cutting off the hands of a man because he was seen near a woman....

Uncivilized is getting married to kids below 10years

Uncivilized is sleeping with goats....

Uncivilized is when your generation are scattered around the country mending shoes and doing the lowest of jobs.. ..

Uncivilized is killing humans because of cattle... . Cattle that we kill for party....

You northerners belong to the stone age

Some random guy will walk her way and speak some lies to her.... And she'll tell you she's getting married to someone elss

Netherland is one of the most peaceful countries in the world.... Nigeria that has the most churches, see how una dey... Corruption, hypocrisy everything full this country.... If they grant you visa to Las-Vegas, I'm sure most of y'all hypocrites will leave and never come back....



I don't joke with this plant....I love the level of abstraction I'm taken to when I take Weed....if it were possible, I'd smoke weed all the time.... This plant is natures gift to man to be happy....

If everyone could smoke one stick of Weed at the same time, there'd be global peace for a minimum of 2 hours

If osinbajo is forced to resign, expect him to commit suicide like the rest of the past yoruba leaders sango, awolowo etc.... It is actually a norm in Yorubaland to commit suicide

It's West side b*tch

Chanchit:
Y'all need IQ upgrade, its worrisome when youths thinks like this.

shut the f**k up bi*ch..... what do you mean by IQ upgrade.... Those who have gotten every single step right since the beginning of their struggle and those who gathered together and voted an illiterate in this modern age, who needs upgrading?...

Ewu Gambia

Chanchit:
Na wa o, so this is what you all call victory, when your Nnamdi can't talk about Biafra agitation again for the rest of his life, maybe by proxy though, and he has now crowned himself the emperor of Igbo land that you lots now wake up every morning to pray to. His new job description is now to cover himself in towel and stretch his hand out to give you blessings he brought from Kuje prison. Una matter just weak me.

always shifting goal post.... From "he'll rot in June and sing national anthem after they're done with him" to "emperor of igboland".....

So this is your new defense?.... Oya turn your back so I can put some wisdom in your skull

He should drive them away.... Yorubas have always been traitors since the beginning of time.... Even oduduwa was thrown down because of treachery

facelessangel:
That lady wey him name na beremex no get shame.

make we contribute shame give am