₦airaland Forum

Na only for Nigeria you fit win Aeroplane by
loading N200 MTN Recharge Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and
win a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100
and win Benin Republic.
Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win
Nigeria because their colour na Green.
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from ATM because we no even
trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your
light bill (wat a pity)
Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light
make e quick change from Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.
na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use
Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You
be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet?
Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey
work as generator repairer.
Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say
make u no forget to return d bottle.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic,
people wey their head correct dey
obey...
Na 4 only Naija, wey you go see the president
senior the country herself.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native
doctor on how to make quick money.
Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy
birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.
Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED"
Na 4 dis country Lawmakers de climb fence and
Police de fire teargas at big men. Hey Naija!
Come see Roudabout plus traffic light plus police
and Karota for Kano or Zarota for Gusau for
drivers to obey rule.

Dear President Jonathan,As I started
reading the transcript of your speech in
your flag off campaign for 2nd term in
office, my heart was gladdened to know
that the speech was directed to
Nigerian youths of which I am one. I must say that up to this time I decided
to read your manuscript I have heard a
lot of bad things that seemed true about
your government and hence had a poor
view of your time in office. It was only
after working hard to put my sentiments away and after listening to Oguntola
Adelowo, a colleague of mine who has
been preaching about you did I read
online the transcript of your
speech.When you said 'my speech is
directed to the youths, those who will be voting for the first time', I began to
doubt my earlier beliefs of you being
imcompetent and lacking a plan, I was
eager to hear from you what and how
you have worked tirelessly for my
generation in the past 6 years in office and also what you intend to do in the
next 4 years to consolidate your efforts.
Therefore sir, it came as a shock to me
that you spoke of everything but your
plans, you addressed every issue but
the germane ones that has so far affected my generation and is already
shaping out our future.Sir, I did what
you requested, I asked my father, a
middle-class citizen, who is 66 years old
now about Buhari's tenure and here was
his reply 'I remember those days, we had very stable electricity, youths didn't
fancy travelling abroad because they
felt they could get even better here, I
bought a carton of tin peak milk for
#1.20k, I could iron press my clothes
minutes to going out, fuel was sold for 50k per litre, corrupt people like umaru
dikko were jailed and killed, no minister
or government official could be accused
of corruption and resign only to run for
an higher office, and no public official
was alleged with fraud only to be seen on National T.V laughing in court' and
he ended by saying that during those
times, everyone knew the rules and tried
as much not to break the law but that
now the same laws made to protect the
average nigerian like him is what his used to oppress them and he concluded
by saying that there is no perfect
government and that though it was
military they enjoyed many good things
that our own generation may never
enjoy due to the high level of corruption in our government, except ofcourse
things change. Sir, in your speech you
spoke of building 12 federal universities,
yet the one I school in which is 30 years
old can not still provide enough sitting
stools for students. You speak of producing more megawatts, yet I rarely
have power supply to view many of the
interesting programs and football
matches shown on DSTV. You speak of
needing time to tackle insecurity, yet
you have had 6 years already, you fail to forget that Obama took down the
world's greatest terrorist in just 3 years.
You speak of fertilizer distribution, yet
we buy beans for #200 per derica from
#140 in 2010 when fertilizers where
stolen (I think I would prefer to have the fertilizer stolen and buy food cheaper
than now. You speak of improved
economy yet we buy fuel for #97 from
#65 (49.32% increase), beans for #200
from #140 (42.86% increase), housing
#200,000 from #120,000 (66.67% increase), transportation #50 from #30
(increase of 66.67%), Salary #18,000
from #15,000 (increase of 20%). Where
then is the improvement in Nigeria's
economy not to forget ther over 100%
increase in fees paid by tertiary institutions nationwide. Thank you for
admitting that your generation has
failed us, but my generations have
decided to do things differently, to
succeed where our fathers have failed;
to vote for a change in government. Thank you sir for serving us to the best
of your abilities sir, your lack of
confidence to focus on your plans for us
within the next for years during your
speech has betrayed my generations
trust in you.Please ensure our votes count as we intend to have a landslide
victory on Feburary 14th.I am a Nigerian

I pledge to Nigeria my country.
To be Faithful Loyal & Honest.
To be praying, working and voting.
To oppose the clueless and shoeless man, that
said 16 is greater than 19.
To vote out the man that said stealing is not
corruption.
To send him out of Aso Rock this 20-15.
To restore our long lost honour and glory,
so help me God.

having ridden to office on the back of civil society, a.k.a doctrine of necessity and having been elected by an impassioned campaign of emotion and sympathy (a.k.a i had no shoes) i expected that a president seeking re-election will understand that his record of service and not sympathy would be the vote catching message....
and just when i thought he was going to raise hope, he did what no leader should ever do. he dashed hope. he told young nigerians that his generation had failed. yet he seeks their votes to lead them. this compounded the problem. if the president admits personal failure, he was uncharitable in seeking to paint everybody in his own service record.
what then is his transformation agenda about? failure?
my take away: leaders don't dash hope, they inspire it'. - Babatunde raji Fashola, governor, Lagos state.

2015 campaign message, and you decide who has
something to offer Nigerians,
1. APC: We will ensure power stability
1. PDP: Where is Mrs Buhari
2. APC: We are going to fight corruption
2. PDP: APC tried to hack INEC computers
3. APC: We are going to fight terrorism
3. PDP: Some APC elder statesmen are garage touts
4. APC: We will invest in agriculture
4. PDP: S/South will collapse the economy if Jonathan
lose
5. APC: We are going to upgrade standard of
education
5. PDP: I will expose failures of our ex heads of state
6. APC: We will curb degradation from environmental
pollution
6. PDP: Buhari doesn't know his phone number.
7. APC: Nigeria's wealth must be enjoyed by all of us
7. PDP: Buhari put Umaru Dikko inside a crate
8. APC: We will encourage rural development
8. PDP: Buhari cannot use a computer
Please to those who are intellectually sound and
are in their right senses, between these two, who
has something to offer? Your vote is your power,
please Vote Wisely. God Bless Nigeria.

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