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so..?? so..??

war

A teacher waz tellin a student a story about hw a man went 2 journey nd neva returned..d story begin 2 bored d student nd he started clappin nd singin.."Tananana tanananana... Tananana..nana nanana tananana nananananana.nanana..N.T.A news brought 2 u by mrs mary okuudo... Powered by her mouth"
hahahahahaha..

Biology lesson-
Teacher->last tim we spoke,i gave u guyz an assignment 2 go nd read on d topic-"formation of baby nd what makes d formation 2 occur"...akpors ,i wil start u..(1)what happens when a penis is directed toward a fixed point??...
Akpors->sir,it wil project acids/base that occurs randomly in motion..
Teacher->whats next??continue..
Akpors->the acids/base becomez expansivity nd the higher concentrated particle to reach the gate of no gates becomes escape velocity..
Teacher->by d way u explain this,hav u ever projected an acid/base with vector quantity..
Akpors->yes sir..almost every second of d stopwatch..
Teacher->akpors are you sure ur a specie{student} of this habitat{sch}??..
Akpors->No sir..am a rapist in uniform..the teacher fainted

u won't die..is nt ur turn!!..lol

Psalm 23 -
The lord is my shepherd,i shall not want->but i want o!!....
He makes me lie down in green pastures->letz believ its true...
He leads me beside still water->crocodile almost killed me..
He restores my soul->ok nah...
He leads me in paths of righteousness->the opposite..
For his name's sake->4 his mind..
Even though i walk throug the valley of the shadow of death->Y would i do that??..
I fear no evil->i feared ooO!!..
For thou art with me->am a scienc student..
Thy rod and thy staff->we hav rod nd staff at sch..
They comfort me->lie liE..
Thou preparest a table b4 me->they prepar my death b4 me..
In the presenc of my enemies->in d absentz f my friendz..
Thou anointest my head with oil->the poisond me..
My cup overflows->i begin 2 vomit...
Hahahahahahahahaha..