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EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 6:39pm On Oct 31, 2014
Dear lord...I once dedicated uniabuja as burnt offering to you.i withdraw my words.i think the sch has taken a new phase u knw how I am wen am angry lord...I also offended my kinsman kingobasi,pls touch his dark heart so he'll forgive me.amen
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 7:10pm On Oct 24, 2014
Lord I dedicate uniabuja as a burnt offering to you.#ANIMALS
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 6:16pm On Oct 09, 2014
I knew the resumption couldn't be 27th...admission list will be out b4 weekend,resumption starts 13th Oct 2014.
People are already returning to school,renovation is nearly completed in hostels,remaining painting.


Uniabuja Final Academic Calender and Resumption Date 2014/2015 Announced
According to internal source, it was confirmed and concluded by the senate that this will be the last and final timetable prior to students resumption. **SUNDAY 12/10/14 SCHOOL RESUME **MONDAY 20/10/14 LECTURE BEGINS**FRIDAY 28/11/24 MID SEMESTER BREAK.**SUNDAY 07/12/14 MID SEMESTER BREAK ENDS.**MONDAY 26/01/15 FIRST SEMESTER EXAM STARTS.**SATURDAY 07/02/15 FIRST SEMESTER EXAM END.**SATURDAY 28/02/15 CONVOCATION CEREMONY.**MONDAY 16/03/15 2ND SEMESTER BEGINS**FRIDAY 24/07/15 2ND SEMESTER ENDS


http://www.ngreports..de/2014/10/uniabuja-final-academic-calender-and.html?m=1
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 7:12am On Oct 06, 2014
......and dats one thing bout Yoruba movies. you must gain one thing or the other even though there will be a whole lot of "appearing" and "disappearing" of one spirit or the other.
‪#‎lol‬
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 6:42am On Oct 05, 2014
Stanley07:
Presido,pls dnt ask further question,else i go find u come house wen i come back,phase 3 no far.
@Brygitte,am also a fresher but an Environmental scientist fresher.
Wah do u tink,if freshers like both of us get to meet,uhn?
Me -: Good idea
well for me,stupid idea. Face ya books
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 3:54pm On Oct 03, 2014
mrpresido3: MY RESPONSE TO THE NEW PROPOSED 2014/2015 ACADEMIC CALENDAR.
Great Nigeria students!!!
Great Unibujite!!!
I deem it necessary to respond to the ongoing rumor on the 2014/2015 academic calendar.
Firstly, we must know that there is no official statement from the school management on the proposed school calendar which states that: freshers are to resume on 27th of Oct and stalites are to resume on 3rd of Nov.
Secondly, from the experience, we can differenciate between school calendar, management activities and school activities.
The proposed senate meeting in the said calendar is management activity which is only known to the top management officers and the quiz competition and orientation are known as school activities which can not be found in the school calendar.
The date, venue and time of these activities can be known through management memo.
Thirdly, SUG election also got date in the said calendar and what is vividly known to us is that SUG election usually take place in the second semester of every session.
Above all, The general election is taking place in Feb. 2015 and this proposed calendar didn't made provision for any break during this election period.
According to the said calendar, lecture continues from Jan. 5th to Jan. 25th, Senate meeting holds on 28th of Jan., revision starts on Feb. 16th and examination starts on Feb. 23th.
If you can observe this clearly, you will surely agree with me that this proposed academic calendar is nothing but rubbish.
You can only understand me better if you can Google "INEC proposed calendar for the 2015 general election".
Note: You must have PDF App before you can read the table.
Although, we may resume on the said date but most of the activities in the calendar are not visible.
Any inconveniences is highly regretted.
God bless UNIABUJA
better person help me tell dem.dis thing wey students dey do dey vex me ah swear
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 3:51pm On Oct 03, 2014
Uniabuja Approved First Semester Academic Calendar 2014/2015




    University of Abuja (uniabuja ) has released it approved first semester academic calendar for 2014/2015 session. Members of Staff and Students are hereby informed that the authorities of the institution would allow new Students to resume and Continue Payment of Fees and Registration on Monday June 1st, 2016 before the resumption of the old students and commencement of lectures immediately on Monday October 3, 2016.

Below is the 2014/2015 first semester uniabuja Acadmeic calendar;

FIRST SEMESTER

June 2016
Monday June 3, 2016 – New Students Return and Continue Payment of Fees and Registration.

Wednesday June 29, 2016 – Senate Meeting

October 2016
Monday October 3, 2016 – Old Students Return and Lectures Commence for all students.

Monday November 10 to Tuesday November 11,2016 – Orientation of New Students

Friday November 21, 2016 – MATRICULATION

Wednesday November 26, 2016 – Senate Meeting

DECEMBER 2016
Tuesday December 9, 2016 – University Wide Quiz

Thursday December 11, 2016 – Students’ Union Election

Tuesday December 23, 2016 to Friday January 2, 2016 – Christmas Break

JANUARY 2017
Monday January 5, 2017 – Lectures Continue

Wednesday January 28, 2017– Senate Meeting

FEBRUARY 2017
Monday February 16 to Friday February 20,2017 – Revision Week

Monday February 23, 2017 – First Semester EXAMINATIONS COMMENCE

MARCH 2017
Wednesday March 4, 2017 – Committee of Deans Meeting

Friday March 13, 2017 – First Semester EXAMINATIONS END

Wednesday March 18, 2017 – Senate Meeting

Monday March 16 to Friday March 20, 2015 – First Semester Break

We wish all Uniabuja students happy resumption and Academic session 

http://www.uniabujaborntoschoolathome.com/2014/10/uniabuja-approved-first-semester-academic-calendar-20142015/
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 3:39pm On Oct 03, 2014
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chukwudi1989: Uniabuja Approved First Semester Academic Calendar 2014/2015




    University of Abuja (uniabuja ) has released it approved first semester academic calendar for 2014/2015 session. Members of Staff and Students are hereby informed that the authorities of the institution would allow new Students to resume and Continue Payment of Fees and Registration on Monday October 27, 2014 before the resumption of the old students and commencement of lectures immediately on Monday November 3, 2014.

Below is the 2014/2015 first semester uniabuja Acadmeic calendar;

FIRST SEMESTER

OCTOBER 2014
Monday October 27, 2014 – New Students Return and Continue Payment of Fees and Registration.

Wednesday October 29, 2014 – Senate Meeting

NOVEMBER 2014
Monday November 3, 2014 – Old Students Return and Lectures Commence for all students.

Monday November 10 to Tuesday November 11,2014 – Orientation of New Students

Friday November 21, 2014 – MATRICULATION

Wednesday November 26, 2014 – Senate Meeting

DECEMBER 2014
Tuesday December 9, 2014 – University Wide Quiz

Thursday December 11, 2014 – Students’ Union Election

Tuesday December 23, 2014 to Friday January 2, 2015 – Christmas Break

JANUARY 2015
Monday January 5, 2015 – Lectures Continue

Wednesday January 28, 2015 – Senate Meeting

FEBRUARY 2015
Monday February 16 to Friday February 20,2015 – Revision Week

Monday February 23, 2015 – First Semester EXAMINATIONS COMMENCE

MARCH 2015
Wednesday March 4, 2015 – Committee of Deans Meeting

Friday March 13, 2015 – First Semester EXAMINATIONS END

Wednesday March 18, 2015 – Senate Meeting

Monday March 16 to Friday March 20, 2015 – First Semester Break

We wish all Uniabuja students happy resumption and Academic session 

http://www.ngscholars.com/2014/10/uniabuja-approved-first-semester-academic-calendar-20142015/
ooh another idiot has modified the calendar,dis time putting uniabuja lolz....let me do my own modification to show how easy dis can be done
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 12:01pm On Oct 03, 2014
Dannyxy: you guys should stop all this politics talk, it's petty,
now you are guys the anti-pelumi group, you are trying to paint him bad and all, we know. now if the pro-pelumi guys see this and start replying you guys now, it might get dirty, and the aim of this thread is defeated.
I know what I am saying, you need to visit the politics section of nairaland, it's a war zone.

you guys might say you are trying to inform us of the happening of the school, but let's call a spade, how many people even know pelumi here, or even care about all those stuff for now?, for now all they care about is their admission and resumption, and if not for the aspirants that make this thread lively, will you be posting these things here?, how many Stalites even comment?..

please stop all this politics and trying to paint one party bad, we are not kids, when we get it, we can make observations and conclude by ourselves..
my brother in christ,God bless you.am glad there is one person here who doesn't reason like a glorified secondary sch student.when they say common sense is not common don't be surprised...I listed 3 points of order in my post,the first "do not tarnish the image of an sug president in the naive minds of freshers" I didn't not emphasize that other discussion should not take place,afteral I don't own the thread.i just fink it's appalling to speak ill of someone where the person isn't there to defend himself.if u are pointing a finger at soneone,four points back at u(complacent fellows)
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands:
Point of order please.


This thread is themed "university of abuja 2014/2015 post screening date" I think matters discussed here Shld be strictly pertaining freshers,resumption,screening,registration and the likes of such.

We are university students,i think we Shld knw to how to coordinate and comport ourselves,lets be civilised in our discussion and display decorum in our conducts in general.
This is no thread to talk abt football,eulogy or school politics,why not create a topic/thread "uniabuja rebels against pelumi" and drop the link here.those interested in sch politics would follow the topic,bcus I really do think some individuals here are mainly concerned abt studies and not sch politics and they probably find it annoying.danny said"wetin dis one dey talk,i dey ask another thing he is saying another abi make I speak pigin"that's bcus he finds your write up to be utterly gibberish absolutely uncalled for.

*Do not try to tarnish the image of an sug president to the naive minds of many freshers here. There are not much uniabuja students here.meet dem on uniabuja forum on Facebook

*do not try to seek attention here,some people seems to be braggadocio's here,showing off,i really hate dat,some people be like "I called pelumi" "I met vc" "my uncle is the registra" "I met with the admission officer" "I av vc's phone number" "my uncle,the president of Nigeria lives in town" who ask you? This are all lies just to seek attention...Abeg na secondary school we dey?

*do not mislead us,daramolamercy posted the link here,it reads"unizik 2014/15 academic calender" that same calender correspond with the one kingobasi posted here which was probably posted on uniabuja groups on Facebook. When it was confirmed to be a misinformation the post was deleted on Facebook the next morning but at wat cost? Rumour spreads faster than fire,90% of uniabuja students got misinformed and wholeheartedly accepted the news bcus they love home more than school.it took only 6hrs rumour for the whole Nigerians to bathe with salt water as vaccine for Ebola.how gullible some people are,lets be logical people,what's the validity of an information b4 we accept them? Dats sound reasoning.

2years in one level,its only in uniabuja u will see people graduating after 6-7years na curse? Guys of 27-30years in 200level,nobody has graduated with a FIRST CLASS in the history of the school. that's very sad. It's not surprising though,somany nonchalant and academically lackadaisical folks make up the school.

The vc and pelumi are the new catalyst for change in the institution let's all put hands on deck and work with them,shun all critics whose aim are to bring divisions even among students,staying awake as late as 10:30pm propagating wicked schemes against the sug,all thoughts for evil are done at nights.

Finally,everyone is entitled to their own opinion.if the date has been postponed till 27th I think we shouldn't be happy about dis,if they keep postponing dates of resumption while other schools are on sessions when are we going to graduate? My friends who gain admission last year in unizik are resuming 200level nxt month,lets develop keen interest for education and let dis affect our opinion poll.

That's just my singular opinion from my vantage point.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 9:52am On Oct 02, 2014
GET TO KNOW YOUR VC. THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A VISIONEER

http://www.idomaland.org/icon/professor-michael-umale-adikwu

Let's not expect the inconsistency of his predessor's tenure in this new era.keeping to one's word is what determines a trust worthy person,so far this illustrious man has been amenable,empathetic,committed and trustworthy.

I don't see ample reasons why resumption Shld be postponed on the following grounds,first,the contractors signed a contract with the sch authorities to meet up with the deadline for the completion of the project,they wouldn't wonna breach that. secondly,frm observations the workers have been working day and night to meet up with this project in cold and hot weathers,its just the windows and ceilings remaining I don't knw about girls hostels though, and lastly....

The school senate and sug usually holds its meetings concerning matters affecting the institution on Wednesdays not Tuesdays,no meeting was held yesterday cause they were monitoring the wrk at the hostels.

It is indeed salubrious to know the truth.
The repetition of a lie never makes it the truth(lord paul 2014).#stoptherumours this is a university for crying out loud.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 9:02am On Oct 02, 2014
Bashimi: @poff i beg any changes about d calendar pls

EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 8:43am On Oct 02, 2014
daramolamercy2: Incontestably; D Timtable is 4 Unizik not 4 Uniabuja. For Confirmation http://campusportal.com.ng/unizik/nnamdi-azikiwe-univ-unizik-20142015-academic-calendar/24580/
dear daramolamercy... wagbayi. On behalf of everyone, I just wonna commend u for rapt intervention,quickly contradicting the misconception with sound fact and reason,nd restoring our nearly shattered hopes by some imps who probably propagated dis rumour.merci,gracias.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 8:28am On Oct 02, 2014
kingobasi: FIRST SEMESTER
1. Monday October 27, 2014 - New Students
Return and Continue Payment of Fees and
Registration.
2. Wednesday October 29, 2014 - Senate Meeting
3. Monday November 3, 2014 - Old Students
Return and Lectures Commence for all students.
4. Monday November 10-Tuesday November 11,
2014 - Orientation of New Students
5. Friday November 21, 2014 - Matriculation
6. Wednesday November 26, 2014 - Senate
Meeting
7. Tuesday December 9, 2014 - University Wide
Quiz
8. Thursday December 11, 2014 - Students' Union
Election
9. Tuesday December 23, 2014 to Friday January
2, 2015 - Christmas Break
10. Monday January 5, 2015 - Lectures Continue
11. Wednesday January 28, 2015 - Senate
Meeting
12. Monday February 16 to Friday February 20,
2015 - Revision Week
13. Monday February 23, 2015 - First Semester
Examinations Commence
14. Wednesday March 4, 2015 - Committee of
Deans Meeting
15. Friday March 13, 2015 - First Semester
Examinations End
16. Wednesday March 18, 2015 - Senate Meeting
17. Monday March 16 to Friday March 20, 2015 -
First Semester Break
kingobasi if no be say na the same village we come from I for cast my lineage ancestral spell on u,i understand the whole thing was a misinformation but why were u faster than ur shadow to post it here? U just delight in delivering hrt breaking news to people's door step,do u knw how many awaiting students could not sleep bcus of dis unprecedented news.myself being one of such sad victims and my poor friend bridget who usually snores when she sleeps but last night her eyes were wide open staring at the ceiling till dawn.we demand a full compensated apology.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 8:17am On Oct 02, 2014
davidchuks89: CALL HELPLINE ON; 08162558764 FOR YOUR POST UTME RUNS
who be dis one again? Oga u miss road? Abi nut loose for head as u wake up
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 3:48pm On Sep 26, 2014
Righteour: This is awesome
identify yourself.how did u crash here?
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 12:44pm On Sep 23, 2014
chukwudi1989: This one nah big rumour O!









The admission list will be in the school notice board tomorrow,kindly visit the school to check ur name if u can't wait for jamb to upload ur name,because jamb is having some issue with their system





The tomorrw is today o! A Beg who near school?
e be like say smoke dey ur head,na u paste the list bah? U knw how many people don bombard my phone with calls bcus of dis ur rumour.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 12:42pm On Sep 23, 2014
chukwudi1989: This one nah big rumour O!









The admission list will be in the school notice board tomorrow,kindly visit the school to check ur name if u can't wait for jamb to upload ur name,because jamb is having some issue with their system





The tomorrw is today o! A Beg who near school?
e be like say smoke dey ur head,na u paste the list bah?
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 8:23pm On Sep 22, 2014
rakish: to those still sympathatising,thank u and am sorry. Lets go back to the thread pls,GOD bless u all.
now that's maturity.i admire that...u av a good sense of judgement.dont worry when sch resumes i'll take u out for a treat @top rankass.all expenses on me*winks
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 3:10pm On Sep 22, 2014
Bashimi: Any news about admission list,pls o
abi...the thread just turn to one kind obituary group.@rakish...we av all been a victim of the debilitating effect of death,especially death of a loved one.but it has absolutely nothing to do here on dis thread,lets not deviate from the purpose of the thread,its not a group chat.do u av the slightest idea how many of us here have lost our relatives since last year nd waiting for admission.am a very radical person,gotta be honest to u man,lets maintain order here.this is more or less the school website and opinion poll,u can't visit oau's portal or u.i and announce the death of an uncle and everyone gives their eulogy.death is a respecter of no man,it keeps no time,no day,no calendar,it comes knocking unexpectedly on our doors,it smiles at everyone,all we can but do is smile back.people never really die cus they live on in memories,now put a smile on ur face charlie,for your uncle just yawned now in his grave,i can assure u he is not dead but sleeping in the Lords bosom.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 10:31pm On Sep 17, 2014
Dannyxy: are you related to Patrick obiagbahon? grin , true, the condition of the hostel is not good at all.
I think he is related to Patrick Sawyer,infact he is
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 12:06pm On Sep 17, 2014
Dannyxy: I don't see why they should be renovating the Mini hostel, I feel the money can be used to build new hostels with modern structure in the perm. site, I see as a waste of money sha.
Wetin concern u? Na ur papa money? Our own na to come get degree walka comot.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 5:29pm On Sep 16, 2014
Pietee: My oga at the top.... I refuse to associate myself with anything APC, I don't mind joining fresh party. But if the money is huge sha I might reconsider. APC try to fool us by playing saint whereas there's no difference between them and PDP, so I believe.
you seem to be knowledgeable in everything...what is ur memory status?
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 2:27pm On Sep 16, 2014
rakish: Is there a private hostel in uniabuja? Lets say 1,2 highest 3persons in a room? And hw much does it cost?
don't interview me here young man,give me a call,dont be frugal with ur airtime.my phone hasn't rang all day.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 1:11pm On Sep 16, 2014
Paul is typing..............



So many intelligent folks here.



Mrpresido(PDP) against (APC)piettee


Who's gonna win this uniabuja election(admission) campaign?

Guys let's vote,the losers would be executed.as the coordinator or inec chairman,my vote is anonymous...any pol.sci here? add me on whatsapp for accommodation (private hostels)call 07037894154..serious applicants pls
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 1:35pm On Sep 13, 2014
poffistands: Indeed we av waited for solong,running an institution is not an easy task,especially one in the fct where everyone is dragging for prominence,nd the authorities are not unanimous.expectation postponed makes the hrt sick,but patience they say is a virtue,behind every dark cloud is a silver linen.uniabuja is worth waiting for,in life u need 3things to define u a success. In no particular order,ultimating the G factor 1)education 2)connection 3)money,unlike most schools in nigeria,u can get all 3 in uniabuja if u are committed to ur goal,there ar so many young intellectuals here,rich kids to hook up with,e.g my illustrious self...the reality as it unfolds is that new sessions starts on the 12th of October,we are the new 100L,although awaiting. u ar left with 2options it's either u get urselves prepared for imminent resumption or u sit there at home and keep hurling abuses at the sch that doesn't knw weda u exist or not.shout out to my gregarious friends,steven,ifeanyi,danny,chukwudi,nd lady briquette(bb)*winks,i can't wait to see ur sorry faces whence resumption #watch out.
this is unbelievable,someone called me from vc office...and said he loves my post.pls let's me careful of what we post here,the sch authorities are tagged...thank u sir for calling,i am a poor boy ooo.na joke I been dey joke wen I claimed ajebo.is there anyway we can work out scholarship? at least for only me[size=8pt][/size] grin
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 1:24pm On Sep 13, 2014
rakish: wow,am also 2013 set,awaiting registeration too. Law. Thats gud to know. We will meet one day in gwags by Gods grace.
socialisation ...dats kul,make una dey meet.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 1:23pm On Sep 13, 2014
rakish: wow,am also 2013 set,awaiting registeration too. Law. Thats gud to know. We will meet one day in gwags by Gods grace.
socialisation
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 4:30am On Sep 13, 2014
Indeed we av waited for solong,running an institution is not an easy task,especially one in the fct where everyone is dragging for prominence,nd the authorities are not unanimous.expectation postponed makes the hrt sick,but patience they say is a virtue,behind every dark cloud is a silver linen.uniabuja is worth waiting for,in life u need 3things to define u a success. In no particular order,ultimating the G factor 1)education 2)connection 3)money,unlike most schools in nigeria,u can get all 3 in uniabuja if u are committed to ur goal,there ar so many young intellectuals here,rich kids to hook up with,e.g my illustrious self...the reality as it unfolds is that new sessions starts on the 12th of October,we are the new 100L,although awaiting. u ar left with 2options it's either u get urselves prepared for imminent resumption or u sit there at home and keep hurling abuses at the sch that doesn't knw weda u exist or not.shout out to my gregarious friends,steven,ifeanyi,danny,chukwudi,nd lady briquette(bb)*winks,i can't wait to see ur sorry faces whence resumption #watch out.
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 9:14am On Sep 09, 2014
kingobasi: Lasgidi on progress
#announcement,mtcheeew. Ebola awaits you
EducationRe: University Of Abuja 2017/2018 Admission Updates by poffistands: 9:54am On Sep 05, 2014
Dannyxy: lmao, my brother wetin we go do now. is your mail working?, if I post my number here now, some 419 will try to turn me to customer
oh balderdash,dats gibberish,Bleep that...let them av my number den 07037894154(whatsapp) I love aving affiliation with 419,dats if they can outsmart me.hehehehe

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