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beautysylva:
did she score 185 in jamb or it's her admission no

I think it should be her village census population number....or what do u think guys?...if u ask dis kind of question next time I'll take u back to primary 6.lolz na joke o.its her jamb score jur

rakish:
paul,its a small world isn't it? You always strike me like someone i knw or hav seen before. You are just as you are,always the same. #fictitiousfriend lolz.

RAKISH or shld I say Barrister Isaac.law 200level I just viewed your profile.it's indeed a small world.am sorry to break your balls or should I say sorry to drop ur jaw,am not like but I am somebody you actually know and have met over a dozen times.it paul your next door neighbour,phase 1 uniabuja road.political science. Aka the cutest guy in gwags *winks

kaybee585:
I really quote dis 4rm wittywizard...."The truth is that by 2nd week of next month U can start checking your name on Jamb website to know if u have been admitted". Wat a fantastic genuine info. I can't avoid to keep silent without showing my appreciation to people like chucks, danny, wittywizard, proffistands u guys were so kind dedicating ur time to update us and give us 100percent hope of gotten admission. I'm not an ingrate I really appreciate it. Thanks you guys so much!!!!!!!! I'm looking forward to meet u guys.

only a prophet and a wizard can predict the future.am more convince now that he is a wizard and shld be annihilated from humanity to prevent initiation,who is with me? ....charlie how far na?(Am sorry)

Uniabuja admission list is out!!! And for what is worth I just wonna tell y'all to be patient,if you haven't seen your name do not be despondent.it might take 6weeks for all the names to be uploaded,now as I hrd,departments are to summit names of admitted students based on merits to the admission office.it is poSsible den that if you haven't seen your name the department you applied for is yet to summit there's to the admission office.that been said I urge u all to keep ur head high and ur faith strong for when there is a will there is a way.
Am paul uwana young
07037894154
Goodluck

chukwudi1989:
I wish
Poffi, kingobasi,witywizrd,brighete,dannyxy,rakish and chukwudi a successful exam no cov in jesus name....amen

I will end my nairalanding here till poffi give me the phone he promis me.lol!!!

Aspirants watchs out!


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hehehehe number one name on the list.thanks my boy.success too. Now I'll buy u two torchlight phones instead of one.

chukwudi1989:
"No POST UTME Screening For 2015/2016 Admission" - Uniabuja Registrar.



From office of the registrar

This is to notify the candidates and the general public that there will be no POST UTME screening for the 2015/2016 JAMB ADMISSION excercise.

Furhermore, the University has not authorised the payment of any fees relating to the POST UTME screening, Any one who
pays money to any person or bank in respect of the POST UTME screening does so at his or her own detriment,

Signed
REGISTRAR

I guess am late,the news got here before me.am just gonna validate it then,THE INFO IS AUTHENTIC...I couldn't stop laughing when I read this "na post-ume come be like the second coming of christ,which kind school be this"...I knw how you feel jawe,my brother in christ.I can only assure you that you guys will resume on the second week october,now do me a favour and start counting 10weeks frm now.And now to more pressing matters.

SANCTION FOR FALLACY OF INFOMATION
we have an announcement.it is the collective decision of the movers and shakers of this thread that DANNY be suspended from eating for 30days for disseminating invalidated information with confidence to members and readers of this thread.all those in favour of this motion click "like". #Winks

Paul is typing

ProphetUdeme:
thanks man. God bless you so much for the info. One more question man. The department is it really competitive? And do they have much candidate offering the course. I just wanna ask cos i no wan waste one year o.. Anyway am still optimistic

.udeme,ayineka,mkpo abadie.asung adia uwem.call me

Dear aspirants.
The name is paul uwana,I haven't posted here in a while and that's because of the obvious reason,nothing pertaining/concerning the 2015/2016 session and aspirants coming through jamb has been said yet by the sch authorities,until a circular is released and a picture of it is posted here,do not believe every tom,jack and harry who tells you the form is out.I repeat do not fall a victim to fraudsters.it is quite unfortunate that despite the service rendered by some of us here in disseminating truthful information some aspirants have paid money into fraudsters accounts all in the name of desperation and when they realize they have been duped they start calling for help as if I followed them to the bank to pay the money.patience they say is a virtue.don't let urself be a victim of circumstance.2nd semester exams starts in exactly 14days frm now,I wish everyone success.post ume can be any time soon pls be prepared but orally and studiously,remember to read wisely not widely.oppurtunity fAvours the prepared mind.let ur mind be incline to gaining dis admission and u surely will,it can be pretty amazing what the power of ur mind can achieve.I stand to be corrected on that.if you share my ideology then permit me to say "welcome to uniabuja in advance".
Call/whatsapp 07037894154

chukwudi1989:
eeeeh u? U didn't give me my biro/pen dat tym nah... Ofcus d past questions are infront of u every day.....
As for post-utme this is what I got when I mate academic planing unit



Interaction b/w me and academic planning officer in permanent site.
Me: sir please I want to confirm something from you
Him: yes ,what is it?
Me: sir ,I want to know when uniabuja is writing her post-utme.
Him: the date has not yet been fixed
Me: okay sir, but like when do you think is going to be?
Him: honestly I don't know ,I can not just give you a date but don't worry once the date is out you will see it on the notice board.
Me: okay thank you sir, but is it going to be a writing post-utme ?
Him: yes
Me: okay thank you sir.
Him: thank you.

chukwudi u can lie for Africa...lolz....shebi I was there with u,I hrd ur conversion...lolz.nxt time record ur conversation and upload the audio here so dat skeptics lik myself wld believe u.oniro oshi

ColDesmondJonh:
We wish to inform the general public that UNIABUJA 2015/2016 Post-Utme & Direct entry Admission
Forms are out on sale.
Interested Applicants who wishes to register are advise to Contact Dr Ogbue, on- 08.02.11.89.094 -for form Registration
purchase guardlines, to help register for those from far away to avoid error mistake, form cancellation ,
inquiries & Assistance on admission.

uniabuja form is not out Mr man.go get a job

anonyguy:
Please like how many students will be admitted this year?

4 to 5 thousands 6 at most

UPDATE! UPDATE!! UPDATE!!!
There hasn't been much development in campus, intense lecture has commenced for the semester and from the look of things it's gonna be a tough semester with sch politics#student union government,some persons are already campaigning.the question in the minds of many has been "who is going to be the next sug president?" the question in my own mind is "who will be better than pelumi". If u intend graduating with a first class which nobody in the history of uniabuja has graduated with den u shld buckle up with your endeavors.

For the awaiting 100level aspirants, a semester has approximately 15weeks, 12 weeks for lectures and revisions, 3 weeks for exams. Dis is the third week of resumption,obviously we av just twelve more weeks to round up the semester .there isn't much time,post ume can be anytime soon starting from July. come prepared,who says you cannot gain admission? Be optimistic,be studious,be prayerful,and have faith that God has done it...if you cld read about chukwudi on the previous pages of this thread and have the kind of faith he had then am sure you will be admitted. do not be desperate and fall a victim to fraudsters the likes of "Andrew" who claims to upgrade jamb results. Experience is not always the best teacher because it leaves casualties,use decernment to distinguish btw right from wrong.do not fall a victim to admission scam I repeat. If anyone can upgrade your jamb result then I can increase your life span.
I remain Paul uwana young, and I stand on my grounds to assure u that wen the struggle continues,victory is certain.
BBM:2AB4A045
Whatsapp:07037894154

Dear uniabuja 2015/16 aspirants
Am paul uwana young. Awaiting 200level pol scI. Student uniabuja.I wld liKe to Congratulate all those who did well in their jamb.and for those who scored below 180(uniabuja cut off) do not dispair,there's no end to progress,start preparing for sch,cus oppurtunity favours the prepared minds,if there's going to be a written post ume u still stand a chance.uniabuja admit certain percentage of people frm the 36 states in Nigeria,if most aspirants frm your state didn't score higher than u or aren't much u stand a better chance to be admitted.dis explains why it is not surprising for a person who scored 182 to be admitted while a person who scored 280 isn't.
I have reasons to believe that there's a better approach to every task.gaining admission into uniabuja requires acquaintance with it basic approach.you Need Someone to put u through the ins and out.2yrs back I was only an aspirant,cus of the academic ferment and upheavals in the School#adelabu era,there was no reliable information frm anyone.this forum on nairaland has been of great source of information over the years,thus I hereby avail myslf to the general public and aspirants,if there's any question bothering you,feel free to contact me on
BBM:2AB4A045
Whatsapp:07037894154
I wish everyone the very Best.remember no matter how poor your jamb score is there is still a ray of hope.

Wittywizard:
this is the approved second semester academic calender for the University of Abuja......
for more information you can reach me on 07037169000 / 08060631724 / 07057298072.......
add me up on watsapp wih the first number cos that is my hotline..... as e dey hot nanniiiiiii (07037169000)..
follow me up on facebook as follow follow on francis ik wittywizard.............. 2go too nah francsi6781..............
witty cares

old man lik u,wen ur mate dem dey skype,eskimi,twitter,nimbuzz,bbm,bad as e bad whatsapp,na 2go u dey.if i hear say anybody add u i go dey twerk for u anytime i see u for campus.#charlie

kingobasi:
Tradition

lolz na norms.@all.make una come bck o,election is ova,nigeria is still one,moreover sch don resume.

Dear uniabuja 2015/16 aspirants
Am paul uwana young. Awaiting 200level pol scI. Student uniabuja.I wld liKe to Congratulate all those who did well in their jamb.and for those who scored below 180(uniabuja cut off) do not dispair,there's no end to progress,start preparing for sch,cus oppurtunity favours the prepared minds,if there's going to be a written post ume u still stand a chance.uniabuja admit certain percentage of people frm the 36 states in Nigeria,if most aspirants frm your state didn't score higher than u or aren't much u stand a better chance to be admitted.dis explains why it is not surprising for a person who scored 182 to be admitted while a person who scored 280 isn't.
I have reasons to believe that there's a better approach to every task.gaining admission into uniabuja requires acquaintance with it basic approach.you Need Someone to put u through the ins and out.2yrs back I was only an aspirant,cus of the academic ferment and upheavals in the School#adelabu era,there was no reliable information frm anyone.this forum on nairaland has been of great source of information over the years,thus I hereby avail myslf to the general public and aspirants,if there's any question bothering you,feel free to contact me on
BBM:33040849
Whatsapp:07037894154
I wish everyone the very Best.remember no matter how poor your jamb score is there is still a ray of hope.

Hmmm,why does everyone wants to be contacted all of A sudden? Hmmm uniabuja students are nice o i hope they dont av ulterior motives,dats just me speculating.

Wittywizard:
Greatest Unibujites....
School of Nursing form is out for unibuja... After which the school of midwifery will follow... For more information get connected here. ..... Or call paul uwana or witty on
07037894154 / 07037169000....
Witty cares

lolz...if anybody call me dey ask abt sch of. Nursing and midwifery I go just bring dem come ur house.

chukwudi1989:
. I wanted to bt confused......hope d election is paceful in plataue ?

hummm hummm#clear throat.
Its plateau mr chukwudi

Dear uniabuja 2015/16 aspirants
Am paul uwana young. Awaiting 200level pol scI. Student uniabuja.I wld liKe to Congratulate all those who did well in their jamb.and for those who scored below 180(uniabuja cut off) do not dispair,there's no end to progress,start preparing for sch,cus oppurtunity favours the prepared minds,if there's going to be a written post ume u still stand a chance.uniabuja admit certain percentage of people frm the 36 states in Nigeria,if most aspirants frm your state didn't score higher than u or aren't much u stand a better chance to be admitted.dis explains why it is not surprising for a person who scored 182 to be admitted while a person who scored 280 isn't.
I have reasons to believe that there's a better approach to every task.gaining admission into uniabuja requires acquaintance with it basic approach.you Need Someone to put u through the ins and out.2yrs back I was only an aspirant,cus of the academic ferment and upheavals in the School#adelabu era,there was no reliable information frm anyone.this forum on nairaland has been of great source of information over the years,thus I hereby avail myslf to the general public and aspirants,if there's any question bothering you,feel free to contact me on
BBM:33040849
Whatsapp:07037894154
I wish everyone the very Best.remember no matter how poor your jamb score is there is still a ray of hope.

7 more weeks of academic activities prior to exams.GOODLUCK ya'll(some persons av not attended a single lecture yet)

Dannyxy:
hello everybody, long time eee.

it is well oh.

special shout out to my egbon @poffistand
and my fellow economist.. I remain loyal

humble danny.u are one of the best economic student I av met,wish I was in ur dept,hope u gradge with a first class bro,am leaving for home,see ya'll next year.

I miSs this thread and all the wonderful friends I made here.I now av a sch broda,hehehehe.mehn uniabuja,e no easy o.my account done red,but poffi still stands.oluwanoni.saw kingobasi and his gang hehehe he is kinda cool though.had lectures yesterday,uniabuja lecturers sabi talk ehn,but they made sense all through,I think it was worth our waiting for solong.can't wait to be in the next level,gwags sun is diametrically insidious,I don finish 3 sachet of panadol in 2weeks.congratulations to everyone,I was just passing by,thought I shld check on ya'll.

Good morning infidels, hope everyone was successful with their registration,mine wasn't as tedious as some complained but the bank was something else...everyone has been asking what's the next phase from here? if u have paid ur sch fees and hostel fee,go to a cafe to pay online,register ur courses,edit ur profile,upload ur passport and signature,print out ur personal detail...if ur login is with ur 'jamb reg' and 'password'...it's fine...after some days perhaps hours try login in with ur matric number as ur username in place of ur jamb reg.go with ur online payment receipt to bursary and get stamped.keep ur ears on ground as regard any information abt hostel allocation and admission letter,the last I heard is that it's to be obtained at vc office @permsite others said it's gonna be given at each department....if you have a valid information pls share.

Code of conduct
My fellow freshers I must say am highly disappointed in the way some freshers are already behaving in sch,esp the girls,majority staying with guys,already wearing half naked indoor wears publicly at night,rushing into sexual relationship and sleeping in Boyz room,this is outrageous for crying out loud,u think u are finally free frm mum and dad's watch.una just resumed.as freshers u shld knw some sex freak predators/staylite wld find u to be a bait,feeding on ur ignorance,luring u into their rooms just by doing a singular act of kindness,girls always confuse a guy's appreciation for affection,in uniabuja u don't just play hard to get,u play hard to forget if u really want a successful relationship.in the long run,the gullibility of girls never seem to amaze me.

The male freshers,i dont know maybe it's the excitement of being in a university that has changed the way most of u walk,any guy u see bouncing wen he is walking u can easily tag him to be a fresher,some of them are garrulous,noisy,and they seem to think of themselves as funny,e.g the 3 musketeers I met at a cafe behind aluta gate,they were looking tall,huge and idiotic.
But then again I met some freshers at economics and pol.sci department during screening,the likes of our chivalrous Danny here on this thread,who was decently dressed,polite,welcoming and humble,usman,frank,a pulchritudenous girl frm kogi named ABI,who comported herself so well and a girl on glasses didn't get her name though...they all were decent and mature.

You are not here in sch just to learn academics,you learn etiquette,morals,formalism and the likes.
If u pass through school,let school pass through you also.
Chose your friends wisely

chukwudi1989:
I really thank u guys for the help u all hv rendered in dis net meh!I came in and saw MR presido,obasi,poffi,witty and others doing a good job to help aspirant know there fate and stand GOD will bless all of u in jesus name amen.......#bing back presido I hv a goodnews for him. My 1st question here was "pls can 185 geography be admitted Into UNIABUJA".some said is slim,some said yes if I hv long legs while some said yes with GOD all things are possble and that man in heaven did it...thank u jesus,thank u guys and GOD in heaven will surely reward u all...amen.

.....lol,the bible calls Abraham the father of faith...on this thread I'll call chukwudi the father of faith,go well bro,for your faith has admitted you.middle finger up @etsu

Wittywizard:
Mr... If you are already in the bus... Try and buy the pin yourself on monday because i jus called zenith bank branch manager in gwags and he told me that the unibuja notification pin is still on for sale... So dont be scared and no shaking

hehehehehehe bank branch manager...smh,if I hear....somepeople can lie...witches and wizards

It is possible that the pin will not be available in zenith bank after tomorrow 21st Nov,its pertinent you print out the 7credentials you need for registration to be on the safer side,if u avnt bought ur pin and need someone to help u out before ur arrival,

1) text ur jamb registration number, email,course given and full name to 07037894154

2)send N3,000 to the account below
EFFIONG PAUL UWANA
0116549566
GTB bank.

3) on your arrival in school,come with the bank teller to SUG block beside girls hostel,and call the number above.

4)your 7credentails and admission notification wld already have been printed and handed over to u,as long as u present the bank teller or reg number.

*if you haven't seen your name on jamb site,I have to be honest,am not after your money but am sorry you are not ELIGIBLE to this service.

Three (3) days count down to resumption.
Political science students for 2013/14 add me on whatsapp 07037894154.
LORD Paul

Information reaching me is that the deadline for the sales of pin is on Friday 21st Nov...I am presently in Niger state,will be returning to school on Thursday to help some neophytes buy,if u avnt bought ur pin and need someone to help u out before ur arrival,

1) text ur jamb registration number, email,course given and full name to 07037894154

2)send N3,000 to the account below
EFFIONG PAUL UWANA
0116549566
GTB bank.

3) on your arrival in school,come with the bank teller to SUG block beside girls hostel,and call the number above.

4)your 7credentails and admission notification wld already have been printed and handed over to u,as long as u present the bank teller or reg number.

*if you haven't seen your name on jamb site,I have to be honest,am not after your money but am sorry you are not ELIGIBLE to this service.

four (4) days count down to resumption.
Political science students for 2013/14 add me on whatsapp 07037894154.
LORD PAUL

Many were called but few are chosen.



Many applied but few are admitted.

The tradition is that after getting admission many forget this thread. And then it gets all boring and less informative.

On behalf of all,i want to thank our resuming 200l for their time and commitment to keeping the awaiting 100l informed with no charge even during their exams.you are highly appreciated guys.

I don't know about you but truthfully I av made a lot of amiable friends on these thread.we av come a long way and waited for so long,finally it's here,18days to resumption.happy resumption to everyone.
I feel disheartened for those that did not get the admission,its not like we are better than them,i know of many who scored above 200 and weren't admitted whereas those who scored a little higher than 180 av been admitted and given nice courses.

I think we shld celebrate dis ones for their patience if not for anything else...how abt we hold an indoor party on Friday 21st of November? Only for nairalander's freshers, our informants and those who weren't admitted let's get to meet each other and get our first orientation frm the likes of Jide,mr Presido,kingobasi,piette,witty winch,etc.

It's really gonna be great.
Opinions pls....?

What a day!!! Haaaaaaa uniabuja #sigh...smh

Dannyxy:
buhaha, no mind king, people like me no get 2100 to waste, so make the big boys and girls check first, if na true, then I go run go there on Monday morning.

Poff how far?

Dude am fine...just wanted to be sure of what's going on...if u are coming on monday,beep me aiit.@mr Presido,wataguan