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You wonder if we are in this same world with this people.

This Lagos is in which con3? Is it the sane con3 some gov are complaining they can't pay salary, can't show any project on ground, not even the Buharist were able to point to a project initiated,and completed by Buhari.

Is it the same con3 we all are shouting economic recession..

See wetin make FP, Nairaland!Nairaland!!Nairaland!!!!!!!!!

Who bewitched u, mean while there are topics so educative and informative, the so mod won't move it to Fp . I am not surprised when we prefer even the dullard to the Wise one.

IdeyFindWife:
Wait!

Wait first!

Are you even sure say even the Pastor/Imam/babalawo sef will not curse your entire generations if you actually refused to slap them?

Abi, if u slap dem win money, you nor go pay mandatory percentage?

That DrKarma babe get mission o

So u will do it?

kestolove95:
Who is d father?

Hmmm..

..then

Ppu are mean..

More..

This game is trending on Twitter, and I just feel like we shu have a Nairaland version of it. So fellow Nlders, pls what would be ur response to the above questions?

Will u slap ur pastor for the said amount knowing fully well the Bible says "Touch not my anointed and do my Prophets no Harm"

The Malam/ Sheik are to be reference knowing that they show u the way to follow in line with Divine revelation.. So will u slap such a man with a divine calling?

Babalawo are well respected among the traditionalist, and some times they posses strong charm that has help those who believe in it one way or the other, and most time they are also dangerous. With such a man who has been the helper of our accestors in time past, will u slap him for whopping sum of $3.5million?

Let hear ur comment..

Some of the comment on Twitter...

That prophet must be high on something...

But the Zombies still feel, otherwise.

The Buyers
This one can buy the whole of Africa, anything they buy.

thesicilian:
I can't. My certificate means more to me than 100 million naira that cannot even buy a plot of land in Banana Island.

Are u k?

@Op where is the money?

QueenSuccubus:
Uuuummm...

Well, i wish the baby a good health.. He deserves to see the wonderful world..

Bikonu which of the world?

Hmmn, I hope its Governor ship he is gunning for and not any national post because we have not forget the one man match that he initiated and fail to lead when it matter most.

Social media don't forget.

BeeBeeOoh:
Oga Joseph I hail oh

Bros I hail o.

BeeBeeOoh:
This kind dream nak hand for Julius Berger tipper wey kari chippings I hail too

Sometimes dream big, and remember that the impossible is the untry.

daannyy:
Haters fan club

How market bros.

cutefergiee:
Whoever wrote dis get conscience at all??
How person go siddon write dis with all visible indices upandan...
Na wet ogbomoso weed tho writer smoke....

This is satire..

.Buhari Y yyyyyy, since Buhari declared his intention to recontest more than four major accidents dt claimed many lives has made it to front page on Nairaland.

Biko biko bikonu.. Buhari Why?

Africans..... I can't remember telling Baba God ,I am tired of heaven so I wonder why I am here on this part of the earth.

Messi dey play?

aziaka111:
. were do u stay?

Bros op u dey watch d match.

Maxcollins042:
Her gargantuan Bosom and her mammoth rear will earn her an audacious career if she were to be a porn star.

I have a feeling that she is competing with Eudoxie Yao on who has go it

Respect..You know them by names.

aziaka111:
. Lolz Na jazz??

When Barca beat Juv @ Nou Camp was it Jazz?

Oyebee91:
you mean 000?you must be a madrid fan

I mean Roma 3 Barca 0.

The die is cast..

aziaka111:
BARCA d best club in d whole world unbeating in laliga and champions league only Barcelona can do dis

That streak will be broken tonight Roma 3 Barcelona 0

ObaKlaz:
FCB REMAINS UNDEFEATED IN LA LIGA, AND UNBEATEN IN EUROPE. They might just finish their La Liga season undefeated and become the new INVINCIBLES.

Now, that's due to their rugged and stingy defence.

That was what we all think about Man city until Liverpool and Wigan show they are not invincible, just wait and see tonight Barca walls will crumble like pack of card.,and I will smile like this....