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radautoworks:
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Even made dinner sef! Been so busy haven't had time for anything! Dinner for 11 😅

you welcome, ember month approaching hustle need to be doubled up lol

the companies should be held responsible for not properly discarding their waste

Patnome:
I am not Igbo

But that lady is damn so beautiful

Makeup or no makeup

That woman is a goddess

who is talking about tribe here neither did i talk of a beauty

remove all that clay let us check something

i hate whn people record with phone that has poor camera

josielewa:
HATERS WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE SAYING HIS DAD USED MONEY TO BUY HIM OUT OF THE CONTRACT, NOT KNOWING HE IS STILL UNDER THE DEAL, THEIR FAVE WIZKID EVEN HAS A MORE SLAVISH DEAL WITH SONY. ATLANTIC GOT BURNA AN A CHOKEHOLD, REASON WHY BURNA MUST DO SHOWS UPON SHOWS TILL HIS CONTRACT ENDS. THESE FOREIGN RECORD LABELS ONLY GIVE YOU SLAVE DEALS. THEY WILL MILK YOU TILL YOU FADE AWAY....IMAGINE BURNABOY HAS ONLY 25% FROM HIS MUSIC LAST LAST, WHILE THE PERSON HE SAMPLED GOT ABOUT 60% OF THE REVENUE. ARTISTS JUST WANT THAT DEAL LIKE HELL, REASON THEY END UP WITH A DEVILISH SLAVISH DEAL, EVEN WITH SOME DOING THE UNTHINKABLE TO GET AWARDS. THE MUSIC INDUSTRY STINKS.

HE SHOULD THANK HIS GOD HE GOT OUT OF THE DEAL EARLY FINE, HALE AND HEARTY WITH NO PROBLEMS WITH THEM. SOME END UP DEAD. HE SHOULD THANK HIS STARS

not slavish to some extent as you tag it, it also a win win on both side of the spectrum

no b the AIG wey vdm dey drag for murder dey that poster

radautoworks:
Glover Court suya, masa and African pear. I was vibing today.

you back longest time

Caaz:
Dinner

are you the only one eating both

when them start dey turn preeq to toto i know say this people fit do anything

olosho no dey disappoint

DuttyChuks:
just focus on the topic and stop asking st000pidd question. Will it be a bad thing if you should make music..

this how you know people who dont mind their business alika

Michael5143:
Look at how hungry and unkept she's looking


No near my area

sowore i blame not her,

always check the vin of any car you buy

so what should we do.

ok my brother host the head boy of graceland college

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


These are the set of dishonest people that don’t like Obi

nairaland wiskid when will you drop ur next album

calabar yoruba man.

funke has made more money than him in the movie industry

Kalulu44:
Alright, good evening/night everyone. It's your regular story teller Kalulu44.
Two weeks ago, my security company deployed me from the hotel I used to secure to a more badder hotel.
This new hotel had in house Os unlike the former one that is just strictly apartment for lodging.
In the past 2 weeks I have been at this new place, I have seen things that are weird and funny at the same time.
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Within this two weeks, I have come to know some of the Os, so I sometimes I help shy clients to call the ones I knew for them.
So ystday, while club activities was going on inside the hotel. An Aboki approached me at my post and ask me if they're girls he can book for short time. I said yes they're, that he should go inside and make his choice.
Aboki told me he's shy, that I should help him organise one and he will give me 1k.
I ask him if he has money and he said yes. I drew my ear closer to him again and spoke the little Hausa I knew "shey akawo kudi"
He replied yes again.
So I told him to wait and give me 5min.
So I went and call one sharp Os for him. Me and the Os got to where he was, since it was my duty post I couldn't have excuse them or walk away. So I was there when the negotiation was taking place.
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Though I gave them some little distance but I was still hearing what they were saying.
Aboki ask Os how much for short time.
Os said 15k. Aboki puts his hands on his head and exclaimed "wayo Allah" 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
Laugh wan kill me where I dey.
He was still shouting wayo Allah when Os snapped him out of his misery and ask him how much you wan pay nah.
Aboki brought his hands down and stammered a little before saying 4k.
Os did waka to him and told him, "go your house go do soapy" 😀😀😀😀😀.
And then walked away. I was still laughing when Aboki came to me and said "my friend so their money cost like this.
I then remind him shey I told him if he has kudi?
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He then said I should go help him tell the girl that he'll pay 7k. I told him plainly that the last she'll collect is 10k and he'll still pay for room. Aboki then said "wana yarinya mei barawo ne" 😀😀😀😀😀 and then walk off.
I swear to God, laugh wan tear my belle.
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Then this night, a Toyota Corolla drove in carrying 4 Indian men. I quickly went and call one of the Os that's close to me. I told her some Indian guys just entered, won't she go and hustle for one of them.
And she gave me a reply that surprises me.
She said "God forbid bad thing" I asked her why did she say so.
She said Indians and Chinese guys smells awful smell.
That the only time she f*cks one of them, she almost choke to death with their garlic and other smells.
Chai..... Nothing wey Uche not Musa no go see or hear for him gate 😀😀😀😀😀😀.
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So guys, enjoy this tonight. I have more coming.
Next...... Is a story of a simp dating one of the Os inside there.... Watch out for it.
@Wotowotoman
@pootle
@congo4ka
@Mariangeles
@CJStarz

aboki na werey him think say na those lil ones wey them dey corner for north

Ofunaofu:
So Tinubu is saying that the churches should now feed Nigerians?

While he continues mismanaging our common wealth, siphoning and looting, and while dishing out wicked and draconian policies masquerading as economic reforms, policies that have succeeded in inflicting untold hardship, hunger, starvation, and worsening insecurity on Nigerians.

Chai!

How did we get to this very point in our national life?

It shall never be well with those who worked, encouraged, and supported the Tinubu regime that brought us to this painful reality.

they dont pay taxes and they building mega church buildings

nairalanda1:
You should cheer when someone achieves something, instead of being so bitter about it.

its a sport that requires less skill, we should be doing better in other technical sport

na only weight them sabi carry

Parachoko:
A German Shepherd is your best bet

sharp all in one dog, can play. support and protect at same time

ogelekpomgam:
Confirm..
No be child's play.

that time wey them claim them break up wey him crash one benz, na to get attention and he and that girl plan am. those guys wey dey use nigerians chop no weytin to keep them engaged and aint falling for that

ogelekpomgam:
Peller na big fish now ooo.
im don jam men wey matter ooo.
If Jarvis do anyhow,peller na werey ooo..
Many girls dey wait for Peller signal now ooo..
Dem go rush am like russia ooo...

many people dey use the eye of him online shenanigans dey look am, the bolded stated it all

who gave her the capital

meobizy:
Davido is not a rapper. Why should he freestyle? Does anyone tell Trey Songz to freestyle? Does anyone tell Chris Brown to? I don’t remember anybody telling Britney Spears in her prime to. We have rappers in Nigeria. Next time, the OAP should carry out thorough research.

very valid, his manager should have preview question to be ask

ye all should stop making irrelevant people relevant

franchasng:
I think my wife have some qualities my mother had and could be one of the reasons I chose her without realizing

same here even in my after life

Fiscus105:
When I read your comment, I went back to re-read the post again.

From your comment, you are one of guys/men making naija women turning relationship to ATM

na simp

Sonnobax15:

Hell no.

I didn't, and I've never.

But the problem with fateful souls likyus is that we always keep meeting the wrong people

I'm the type of dude who doesn't believe in cheating. Infact I see it as a stressful and wasteful venture.

you sure transporters are the number one womanizers even abroad. man to man tell me the truth