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After all these what did you gain?
Jobless youths

What's all this?
Jobless youth

Junkie1:
BRO YOU'RE FVCKED IN THE HEAD



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I KINDA WANT TO TRY IT

Bro, pls do.its just like sex with the smell and all

Franktom247:
How did mad people enter here father lord

Your headmaster is mad

There is this babe of mine, we be steady fwb.
I day shag her steady steady but her punni yaff tire me.
So there is this babe that came to crash with her 2 months ago. Mehn, that babe na 10/10. Her smell and everything is OP!,

So she come to squat with her, seems to be having relationship issues (I go gladly take the stupid bf place), and they do everything together.

I went to look for my fwb yesterday to borrow something, only for me to enter and see that nobody is around. I went to her room to get what i want, only for me to see that her friend pant on some clothes in the corner of the room.
Chai, my jayman went up immediately, I went to take the pant... It was moderately wet with fluid and I smelt it.
Her pussy smell like heaven... The smell was so good....
I just put my hand on the pant, rub it and then I put my dick on that pant...and I stroke am very fast.
Chai, the water was slippery in a way, the smell was heaven...
Before you know I release oooo
Chai,my cum wet the pant more, I did a litlle more before I hid the pant beneath all the clothes.

Today I watched and I think she didn't notice.

I wish I stole her pant

You're confused
1. You say you're a teen yet you're 20 years old.
2. You're not falling in love, you're getting infatuated. The fact that you can't tell the difference shows you ain't mature yet..
3. Why are you ashamed of being a virgin? As I day Bleep all the time, trust me I day regret sometimes say I no Bleep that girl in 2011
Masturbation is not your problem

yunglegend99:
where can i get these stuff?

Jumia
Alibaba!

Nobody even cares for the male virgins
Sad!

JOACHINpedro:
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Thank God you know and they have the worst.
So our naija ladies sure pass although a great number of them have corrupted the society but hope still dy.

A simple trick I use is to always appear on the low when dealing with girl's matter. That's when they reveal their true identity. Eddie Murphy style in Coming back to America.

Nice one!
Slay queens looking for ready made man everywhere... They don't want to work!

Chai!

JOACHINpedro:
Let me get this straight, you are going after abroad babes?

All of them get craze for body!

JOACHINpedro:
Cool headed ladies dy but you chose a slayqueen and still dy expect miracle. Well, goodluck in your endeavours

Cool headed ladies day but they aren't plenty to go round!
Guys should give themselves brain and stop chasing liabilities!

Why are you still chasing girls??

Pic 1 + Pic 2 equals 100% Mouth Gig experience !!
You can get Mouth Gig, anal and missionary without stressing yourself for a girl!!
Wonderful!

Pic 1 + Pic 2 equals 100% anal sex without risk of seeing poop!

Jerkbaba:
Everybody eye don open!

No mind that guy!.h

He still thinks everybody is like him that wankks with premier soap!
.we use lube and fleshlight!!
Bleep Toto and its problems!!!
.pic 1 + pic 2 is equal to 99% similarly to vaginal sex xp!!

JOACHINpedro:
Op why you go dy date slayqueens?

Na slayqueen full street nowadays o brother!!!

dukeprince50:
I wonder how u were able to get pleasure from masturbation, like no girl, just u and ur Premier soap with ur phone and u enjoyed it

bro, thiz shows how local you really are!

the factt that you couldnt afford common lube and fleshlight says a lot about you.

with the right equipment, you wont bother going back to sex!

im coming with pics!

dukeprince50:
u were dating hoes and u say Nigerian girls are liability

stop skirting around the issue make me yarn well

did i tell a lie in my post ni?

why should i waste time and money chasing olosho and fwb when i can cheaply cool myself down with xvideo

BigGuyMan:
8.30pm in ashawo beer parlor thread in romance section sexuality page
20k naira each to 10 people in celebration of my new Benz.
Sending greetings to my ashawo brothers


https://www.nairaland.com/4957496/olosho-beer-parlour-share-olosho/3903#93188723

nobody send you and your audio benz..

dukeprince50:
just cos u had sisters as liability does not give u right to generalize, call me simp that's ur problem

this is a general trend in 9j and it calls for alarm!!!

dukeprince50:
just cos u had a liability as a gf does not give u right to generalize

when them hoes do you strong thing, you go rethink amm

keep forming

apart from being a human flszhlight for guys, they are near useless (about 1 in 100000 breaks this rule i found in my recent research...)

all day do is develop bodies instead of developing brains and at the end of the day, its only pussy and tits she has to offer... a liability!!!

she cant tell you how to increase wealth, she cant help you when you're sorting out finances.

but ifs it to squander money.... they always know the latest phone and cloth to spend hard earned money on!!!

before you propose relationship.... self-service twice then think about it again!! Konji na bastard!!!

baba I DAY feel like this all the time
I go just go xvideo or xnxx and dance soapy instead of risking my life banging random babes....

no bring that colleague, you go regret am.. just dance soapy twice and you'll see clearly

Twizzy30:
that lady is investing in you hoping you’d fall in her trap and come over, then try to marry her for green card. The ball is in your court, play it anyhoq you want man.

If she were single I'd have arrived and married but those 3 kids day make me tink
And oyibo pikin too spoil...her eldest pikin an 15 year old gal