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Romance / As A Guy, What Is That One Female Dress That Makes You Go Crazy by PornLegend: 7:18pm On Dec 09, 2023
Read the topic.
As for me, my own na this type of gown/dress
Oh lord, if my woman wears this thing come enter room with me, I fit promise am anything I swear grin
My brain wee kiss switch off grin cheesy

What about you?

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Romance / Re: The Issue With Nairaland men by PornLegend: 4:39pm On Dec 03, 2023
See as them women don colonize the whole thread

As for the OP, you're too ugly for this attitude of yours

Rest in the name of kuvuki!

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Romance / Re: Follow Up Thread. This section has gone to the dogs by PornLegend: 11:13pm On Dec 18, 2022
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Romance / Re: Thanks all by PornLegend: 10:10pm On Aug 13, 2022
What is this life?
If this were a girl, lots of guys for don ask for acct number
But as na guy, they will happily ignore.
Chai, it is well o

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Romance / Re: How To Pump And Dump These Bitches (+18 Content And Receipts) by PornLegend: 10:07am On Aug 03, 2022
If you wanna easily pull these naija girls just have
1. A car (this cannot be overemphasized). A decent car will seriously improve your game
2. A nice crib (very important too)
3. Stock your crib with food like indomie, spaghetti and your fridge with junks... These girls can eat junks for Africa

I was literally buying cartons of indomie because of that babe (she like indomie die though she does know how to cook it)

My hand don tire... I no day type again.

Untill next time!

She day try call me but I won't pick (maybe when I wanna dig her wall again sha I go reach out)

Receipts

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Romance / How To Pump And Dump These Bitches (+18 Content And Receipts) by PornLegend: 10:07am On Aug 03, 2022
Hit and run.
Pump and dump.
Chop and drop.

This na the most important rules of the game for any single bachelor out there.

Na me again o, your no 1 love-vendor aka pornlegend and ayam back again with another of my many adventures in the lands of towtow and Bobbi.

But jokes aside.... this na serious matter o

These girls no want anything serious. If you be serious guy and you day look for serious babe, my brother you go find tire.
Believe me or not, all these ßitchés want nowadays na Bleep, money and party
Nothing more and nothing less

Protect yourself and your small heart and follow this simple rule them


Hit and run.
Pump and dump.
Chop and drop.

Na so I meet this banny for road when I day on my way day go home from the location I day do my normal day to day hustle

If you see the tight skirt way this babe wear ehn.. these tight tight skirt way day bring yansh comot (I understand why girls like this skirt now)

She come carry one mad blouse on top... Her shape comot die and e set Wella.

Na so I just park my car (this must not pass me by), open my window talk to am.

She yarn say she day wait for opay bikeman way go carry am, and na there I see my opportunity to take enter am.
I offered to carry her to her place of work and she happy Wella.

Before I drop her off, I asked her name (let's just call her Bethany), she say she day work night shift for one factory like this (I no remember the name)

It dawned to me say na why she look fresh and fit by evening time (I been think say na normal hoe way day go club look for customer)

Before I drop her, I collect number... Knock am up for Whatsapp not long after.

We day chat small small, but I realize say she day front good girl for me.
But her Whatsapp status and instagram tells a different story entirely (a good way to know who a girl really is is by looking at her social media presence and personality)

Na so I just change am for am, I wanted to get the toto asap

I use my usual style bring sex talk enter our Convo... Again she wan day form good girl.

Some time ago sha, I come invite am come my crib (humble bragging o but my crib fresh die). She came and spend the weekend there, but I didn't touch her (learn how to play the game).
When she wan day go sha, she wasn't happy about it (girls sha) and na there I know say this babe want the D.

As I don know say my road clear, I simply waited for her to try to invite herself back to my crib (you go want enjoy DSTV/Netflix with free food and unlimited light plus internet na)... And I wholeheartedly agreed.

She carry her big Bobbi and yansh come again (lamb to the slaughter)

She come, cook... We chop. We come day watch Netflix. I intentionally put. For all those romance films (get her emotions going before the act... Emotions make the juices flow).
.... na 50 shades of grey we watch

As e reach those randy scenes na, I notice say her body don day move. Na so I use one finger rub one of her areola. Na when she moan I come know say my road don clear finish grin grin

Na so I use mouth attack her bobby o (she just bath, so no bra), I do preintimacy finish... Carry am enter za oza room.

Do missionary fess, her poosi tight but no too tight like that sha... Do doggy after. We do two rounds for the first time.

Since then, I just day chop the girl back to back. Sotey I come tire for am self.

At a point sha, I started avoiding her. She tried and tried and is still trying.

I don chop my own comot, make the next guyman see chance chop him own too.

Somebody came before me, and somebody will still come after me grin

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Religion / Re: Alone And Needing Someone To Talk To Who Listens by PornLegend: 11:22am On Feb 27, 2022
Kobojunkie:
I second that. If you need a male to talk to try the relationship forum and if you are going to say next that you need a religious male to talk to, I would also say you are better off calling your church for counselling and there you can speak with your pastors or church counselors there about whatever it is you need to learn about males and religion.
So you self can be Hot like this
Gaming / Re: Lenovo Ideapad Gaming Laptop 4sale by PornLegend: 5:05pm On Feb 12, 2022
No specs
TV/Movies / Re: Thread For Anime Lovers (NO HENTAI PLEASE) by PornLegend: 9:51pm On Aug 14, 2021
nani667:
Episode 6 °°
Can I have the telegram group link please?
TV/Movies / Re: Group For Anime / Manga Lovers ✔️✔️ by PornLegend: 9:50pm On Aug 14, 2021
nani667:
smiley
Albedoooooo
Nairaland / General / Re: A Male Nairalander Harassed Me Today by PornLegend: 3:43pm On Jun 26, 2021
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Phones / Re: Help! My Phone Has Network Issues by PornLegend: 11:38pm On Jun 18, 2021
Get a 4g sim and updates your system
Simple
Romance / Re: . by PornLegend: 6:48pm On Jun 15, 2021
I for drop her number but she seem to be well known on Instagram and other sm so no be my mouth una go hear am
Enjoy!
Phones / Re: Samsung Z Fold Vs Iphone 12 Pro Max Which One Should I Go For? by PornLegend: 9:22am On Apr 02, 2021
12 pro
Romance / Re: How Masturbation Turned My Life Upside Down by PornLegend: 6:40pm On Feb 02, 2021
Mr man, masturbation is not your issue

You are not serious and your life was unplanned

That and you indulged in it in excess

I masturbate and my life is fine smh

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Romance / Re: See What Silhouette Challenge Made Me Do (graphic Pics) by PornLegend: 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2021
dancok:
whenever I check ur Dp I alway get hard.
Same here bro
Her thing will be young and fresh
Romance / See What Silhouette Challenge Made Me Do (graphic Pics) by PornLegend: 4:45pm On Feb 01, 2021
Omo this January has to be my best monthr yet
As a guyman, I have hustled my heart out, so I say make I just use this January way pass catch better r cruise.

As I day na him bussit challenge commot. Na him silhouette challenge jam am for road to

Be cause of this thing, I download tiktok and scroll twitter because Whatsapp too slow for upload.
I day i inside house, load mt data and enjoy myself

Better babes day this world ah swer, I just day release anyhow very enjoyable

All in all I spend more than 13gb on this challenge thing... 13 GB well spent ah swer
In February i m waiting for the next one.

Pics for proof and attractions

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