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SUFER sufer for world.amen.enjoy for heven.amen
christains go dey yab inspirtevunus.amen.
muslims go dey yab allahuaqibar..amen.
achbishorb na gbaladun.pope na enjoyment.imam na igbaladun.

.wow its been a long time.compering him with wizkid is like saying a dead rat is equal to a living lion.who in a right sense does that?...my 1 cent tho loina0 tx5d

NwaAmaikpe:


Trash.

Akon spiced this joint..I wonder what it would have been without him.

I wish I could tell Akon to quit singing with Nigerian Artistes as they make his global musical ranking drop.
A true music genius should not mix with mediocres.

The world stop taking him seriously musically after he featured in PSquare's "Chop my money".

yea true.and that supid sung ft davido's cousin dd

ayatt:
deaf keh! give him two hot slaps, he will hear by force.

btw nairalanders pls were are:
Introvert
Lady f
smellymouth..am missing them

Or they have gotten a job ni?

LMAO who wan dash dem job

NA a 4 u o.u open tread con still be ftc

Treasuredlove:
O ma se o. It doesn't even look romantic. They look like siblings

LMA0

cloudyskygrind:
Are Kenyans look alike. Massive head with a gigantic forehead on their women

cloudyskygrind:
Are Kenyans look alike. Massive head with a gigantic forehead on their women

cloudyskygrind:
Are Kenyans look alike. Massive head with a gigantic forehead on their women

CHAI!!!
there is GOD O

YOUNGKAHUNA:
Why always Noodles?

if u ask me na who i go ask?.

I WAS F.UCKING HERE

Fuyoma:
That fat chicken can consume allocation for a whole village

fatallity,..guy u wicked

in naija choi

foolinlove:
You're welcome - all the best. Now go read my thread on no contact rule. For u and for her.

Ok, will do just that

i have send the msg for over 30min now and to my suprice she didnt call me i think thats a good sign for nw ur guys rock.foolinlove.dukeprince50

dukeprince50:
dat wil b bad, y ask ha dat? U might make her neva trust a guy, jes tel ha straight u wanna brk up, i knw d reason ur breakin up is nt cos u want 2 hav mor grls bt cos ur tired of d r.ship, so better b sincere, she might feel bad bt its a risk worth takin, ur free and shes free

.
Thanks man

dukeprince50:
jes tel ha man, u started it, end it, cos it wil be better to tel ha dan to treat ha badly. My opinion though

Thanks, apreciate ur concern

foolinlove:
If you don't love her you have to let her go. You want to date other people. Ask if she'd prefer you to cheat, because that's what you'll do.

Thanks ama do that nw and get back to u later,have missed her calls eight times already,i pray that wil work...plus u said u know me,if i may ask from where?

foolinlove:
So send a text, you don't need look her in the eye. She deserves to know you don't want her and don't truly love her.

She will get over it. She may report you. But with time it will get better for her. Don't keep her hanging on for something that won't happen.

Follow the format:
It's over.
I don't love you.
I will date other people.
Thank you.

Thanks but do u think it would work,cuz i dnt want her waitimg for me on my door step with bottle ready to break it on my head

i want a break up with my bea,but the problem is i know emotional she get she can kill us both and i dnt want that,she thinks her life envolve around mine but i want he to see the bigger piture i dnt want her to loose the opportunity of meeting the man of life by tieing her down.
My prob nw is hav cut all contact betwing but allas she stil went ahead to report me to my family and friends.
And i cnt look her in the eyes and say its over them no born me well,

come and go-they actualy mean u shuld go ryt now

givemedatin:
Not on this platform. . .the fight na die.


On a lighter note,

It's like this Buhari/APC induced economic
hardship & increase in food prices has also
affected witches and wizard too.
The food they give to people in their dreams
has reduced!
Abi na lie? When last did you eat in your
dreams ?

I saw them last nyt eating in my dreams,and i beged them to give small out of it but they refused

yes whenever i take corn(be it boiled or roasted) in the next 3o min i must have cartargh a very bad 1

Ishilove:
And you just had to quote everything
And you too, MrCork, did you have to quote everything?
I feel like slapping you two. Mscheeeew

Dnt be annoyed am just laughing my a.ss off

Naijasinglegirl:
Last Saturday, Banky W posted a photo of his fingers among his married friends with the caption, “Last man standing. God will Provide”
What if I told you it is possible to be the last woman standing with him? Celebrities get married to their fans every week and a little bit of creativity on social media can do the trick. Here are a few tips that might help.

Change your profession
You need a profession that aligns with what Banky W does, music. If you are a doctor, banker or lawyer, Sorry! No Banky W for you.
It’s time to switch to a profession that would make Banky W heart go gbin gbin as he always say it does whenever he is in love.
What are you capable of? Moving your waist on the dance floor or backup singing. When you’ve perfected your skills at any of these two, the mere sight of you go dey do him strong tin.

Hang out where Banky W visits
This is a sure way to meet him. Check his Instagram feed for clues. Some of them I found include,

Cheesecake factory
Hip TV office
Lekki Gym
Quilox
Celebrity weddings
Music shows

Notice how the lyrics of some of his songs are usually,
‘I step into the club’
‘I step into the party’
‘I see this fine girl at the show’

For the lawyers, doctors and bankers crushing on BankyW, never have I heard,
‘I step into the court’
‘I step into the hospital’
‘I step into the bank’

Tell him to wish you happy birthday
Look at the number of birthday posts flooding Banky’s Instagram feed. It shows he’s a nice person and it’s easy to get yours there.
Just DM a few days before to gush on how you are his number 1 fan and how a happy birthday from him is enough to make your day. Trust me, he’ll oblige.

You are probably wondering why a relationship with BankyW hasn’t worked for other Instagram girls in his feed. This boils down to proper follow up after.
Send him Proverb bible verses weekly, lol at his tweets, tell him what attracts you most in a man is the size of his head, DHL him a fancy comb cos you believe when there’s life, there’s hope for hair growth, repost links of his videos, make him your MCM weekly and who knows, he might come knocking in your DM to ask if you’d be his lover.

Upload a nice avatar
See, Banky W is not a fan of Atutukpoyoyos. The fine girls he usually post on his Instagram feed are enough proof. Get a proper makeover and a professional photographer to take your photo.
He even said his heart skips anytime he sees a pretty face.
Like I said earlier, the goal is to make his heart go gbim gbim gbim and jinkelele the first time he sees your picture.
You know it’s only BankyW heart that can multitask like that at the same time.

Relocate to Lekki
Even if you’ve managed to get Banky W attention on Instagram and he expresses interest in you, life is too short to be crossing third mainland bridge to visit a girl in this era of N145 a litre, even if you are from Ebute Metta.
Fear God!
Have you ever had an online conversation with all these celebs?
The oppression is real!
They don’t ask “So which State are you?”
They say, “Where in the Island are you?”

Thank God for that 150K per year one room apartment in Obalende.

Change your social media feed
If you were lucky to get Banky W to follow you on Twitter or Instagram, it’s time to update your feed responsibly. Banky W will not take you serious if all you do is tweet about how you are going to pay back men who keep breaking your hearts or if your IG feed is littered with celebrities like Burna Boy as your MCM. Runsgirls, this post is not for you!
Banky W once said,

“Don’t break what’s left of my heart
I can’t live
I can’t breathe eh
I can’t live eh”

Do you want to kill our Banky W? Do you?

I hope these tips helps someone and don’t forget to invite me to the wedding.



http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/get-banky-w-marry/

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