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9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Naijasinglegirl: 9:38am On Jun 14, 2016 |
I am very calculative of the times I make use of an ATM. If it's not very early in the morning, I don't bother except it's an emergency cos the last thing I want is to meet a queue. A queue containing one or more of these characters. 1 Mr Miracle This one has 380.36 in his account yet he slots in his card at least five times to withdraw 5K, hoping for a miracle. He doesn't leave the ATM until he is certain 'insufficient funds' is spelt correctly. I met one like that last month. He kept reinserting his card and on a closer inspection, I found out he was trying to withdraw N400! 2 Mr Grumpy This one is fond of picking quarrels with the ATM. Even though the machine keeps reading his pin is incorrect or his card has expired, he keeps swearing. Often times, he reports the ATM to the next person on the queue. Like we care! 3 Mr Meticulous The is that guy that adds stew to his jollof rice. He is the annoying guy dude counts and confirms every single note of his money before exiting for the next person as if he can beat up the ATM if N20 is missing. Nigerians and their trust issues though. 4 Mr Chief/ Mr Thief This one acts as if the world is ending. He is on a mission to drain the ATM. You think he wants to withdraw his whole life savings. He is either a wealthy person or one of those scammers that stole someone's debit card. At a point, the 2K people like us starts begging him not to exhaust all the cash in the ATM. 5 ATM Class Prefect This impatient guy on the queue is usually the last to arrive but assumes anybody that spends more than five seconds at the ATM is an illiterate. He moves from the beginning of the extreme, grumbling and hastening everyone. If you spend more than 5 seconds, he'll walk up to you and offer to help you operate the ATM even when you are not an illiterate. 6 Mr Trust Issues The old man that feels everyone on the queue is a thief on a mission to memorise his ATM pin. He positions himself in a way that his entire body completely covers the ATM. He never fails to curse anyone that comes five metres close to him. 7 Mrs Clueless This is that old woman that has been practising how to use an ATM for the past 5 years. If you take a closer look at what she's doing, you would discover each time the machine reads "Would you like to continue, Yes or No", she smiles and does nothing. 8 Mr Unemployed He has no money to withdraw but he joins the queue with four of his ATM card with the intention of checking their various balance. He eventually recharges N100 with quickteller and walks away with his head held high. 9 Mr Questioner This one is always asking questions. He doesn't care if you came to use the ATM or not! He's always asking, "Is it paying?", "Which bank are you using?" "Have you withdrawn?" I hope I didn't omit any category? I'm not sure where I belong but my worst fear is when I sight Mrs Clueless in front of me. You? http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/9-annoying-sets-nigerians-youd-meet-atm-queue/ 140 Likes 21 Shares |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by PiccoloBrunelli(m): 9:49am On Jun 14, 2016 |
#TeamATMClassPrefect I hate snails on the ATM! Lord! Even if it's 100K you're withdrawing you should do so in less than 5 minutes. Lol. You didn't add the Space bookers. 10. Spacebookers They book space on all the 4 ATM queues. "Who's the last person here? You? Ok I'm behind you. Lemme check smtn. I'm coming." Then they move to the next...and the next and the next. Others come with their siblings. Like 4 siblings. With one ATM. Just position them in all the lines. 120 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by amzee(m): 9:59am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Make I go baff first b4 I go comment. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Dondave11: 10:01am On Jun 14, 2016 |
kikiki |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by EnterPRO: 10:03am On Jun 14, 2016 |
the ones who withdraw 1k 10 times when they can do 10k at once. 39 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Project400: 10:05am On Jun 14, 2016 |
No. 7 though 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Horlawoomey(m): 10:11am On Jun 14, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: You forgot to add Mr Fast finger. He withdraw from the ATM in less than 45 seconds that others start asking if the ATM is paying at all. That's where I belong. Good work naijasingle sometimes when I see Simi singing, you come to mind. 67 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by armadeo(m): 5:52pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Horlawoomey: Am also a fast finger person. I am irritated when folks spend time at the atm. They get confused when it says how much do you want to withdraw as if they don't know how much they have. Jeez!!!. Decide before you get There. I can't count how many times I've paid can to use an empty atm becaue the folks are queued up and wasting time. 6 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Smartsyn(m): 6:42pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
At a point in my life, I was Mr Miracle, but thank God today, sometimes I'm Mr Chief.. 25 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by homesteady(m): 7:31pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
Girls - Goshh! they are so annoying! They waste so much time on the ATM! 4 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by uboma(m): 11:38pm On Jun 14, 2016 |
lol How about those who visit the ATM point with someone else's debit card. After his first unsuccessful attempt, he steps back to call the card holder to confirm the pin again. So many characters can be found at the ATM point these days. Personally i dont visit the ATM point at peak periods... 7 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by pornstar(m): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Nobody: 6:18pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Guilty of number 5 atimes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by MrCow(m): 8:15pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Horlawoomey: True, I also belong three, no time to check time 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by tolutweety(m): 11:28pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl; pm'ed you already. Need a copy of your book delivered to Ib. How possible is that ? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by ladyF(f): 2:52am On Jun 16, 2016 |
Chai!!! I go be Miss Miracle. With my 3-digit account balance, I have to be roaming all around the streets to look for ATM that is dispensing 500 naira note...make I collect my 500 naire jejely and comot. *sigh* This life sha... It's [size=15pt]FynestGeh[/size] again 15 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by bqlekan(m): 5:54am On Jun 16, 2016 |
I know someone who checks her nairaland mentions on the ATM Don't quote me 2 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Naijasinglegirl: 11:03am On Jun 16, 2016 |
tolutweety:Yes. You can order on Konga. The link is on my blog |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Nobody: 7:35am On Jun 17, 2016 |
Money no dey,money no dey...everytime ATM queue dey long.
Are they withdrawing their sins? 8 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by khalidqudus: 11:54am On Jun 18, 2016 |
How about those that come late and go straight to the second on the queue and say something like "can you pls help me withdraw" and before you answer they already tell you the amount and their ATM pin. Or those who come to toast babe. They will approach any lady and start toasting but on the bright side you could learn how to woo a lady. 8 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by tolutweety(m): 5:45pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Naijasinglegirl: Good book, Lovely delivery, Great art. Kudos |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by gradeA(m): 7:00pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Seems most of this people like first bank's atms. The queue at their atm points is more than the entire crowd in some banks banking halls. 7 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by ideatoprince18(m): 7:01pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
hhh |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Olusharp(m): 7:01pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
wetin wan Carry person go Atm during this season wey money no dey... anybody to bless me with 10k? 1 Like |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by bright007(f): 7:01pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
k |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by ojmaroni247(m): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
..... Atm niggas. |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by STARSHYNE(f): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Wiseandtrue(f): 7:02pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
You did not add when the ATM swallows card oh boy the customers are always stressed or panicky. Especially the working class that has no time on their hands. THEY USUALLY THINK ALOUD *modified* 4 Likes |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Proffdada: 7:05pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
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Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by freemanbubble: 7:05pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
ok |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by Bsc(m): 7:06pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
Hehhehhehehe...@Mr Trust. |
Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by manuel80(m): 7:07pm On Jul 07, 2016 |
lol |
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