Twelfthman:
The talkatives ones that argue up till 12 midnight disturbing the hostel... Lol

lol we still dey argue for here, and I sure say na 2 am we gi sleep

the pussy givers

The Ghost

You only find their names in result sheets. You hardly and might never get to see them

Typical me!!!

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

olamidedivotee:
@OP you didn't add those dat come to class only when exam is near, and them go still pass. i wonder which God they serve

same God you serve, they are just extra ordinary good and understand easily.

I left the University about 2 decades ago and can not remember the category I did belong. All I know is that I won the prize for Faculty best graduating student and the first runner up to the best graduating student in the entire university that year. Can someone place me in a category?[color=#006600][/color]

back then in school, year one, I started Dating the number 2 kinda girl and it normally pisses me off each time I found out she's gone to a party, graduation or club house.
one time I even went to her lodge only to find her roommate who told me my bitçh has gone for a birthday party with a female lodge mate. it pissed me off I had to call her to get her stúpid ass to my lodge before the next hour.

By year two, it was obvious, even to a blind man, that she's also a number 6 kinda girl.
Before we started year three, no be person tell me to drop the bitçh

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

i follow for this crew but why code name it hypocrite

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

You're real G. This is my class

Nice write up..

Twelfthman:
The talkatives ones that argue up till 12 midnight disturbing the hostel... Lol

Here I belong

Abdulpro1:
I'm a mix of 1, 4 and 7. I no de carry my book play but at the same time i no come life come die
I must say i had a balance sha, is it football? is it partying? Is it network? I will not mention the last one
It's that network that gave me a nod at a multinational where i'm serving right now.
School was really fair to me

I think this was my category.

I hardly missed classes and fellowship but i had a busy life. I was in the volleyball team, in a dance group, my department general secretary, United Nations Students association, I groomed my hostel's beauty pageant contestants for the pageant.

I busy gan

The bleeping zoo is cleaner than that campus.

Did you attend OAU?

engrchykae:
You didn't mention the common room guys and the viewing center guys

aidameoryou:


if you are dressing nice, does that make you a slayking/queen?
i do not really understand why you tag it pointless, were you dressing more than you normally do?
DECENCY HAS NO ALTERNATIVE

I was just dressing to show off

Djshyne007:
So you became one of the serious ones...

. exactly

tellwisdom:


Which kind rubbish topic be this? . Foolish boi

oga where do you fall in

andy244:

And Finally became what?

the serious one

Nisot7:
Did you attend OAU?

no,I attended Futo, I was a hostel boy till I graduated,we must watch film in the common room every night and we don't miss uefa champions league matches at our popular maracana viewing center

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

Perfect description for my category ��

Chioma99:
Please I Want To Start An Ewedu Farm,
How Profitable Is It?

If you in any of the sw Muslim state including lagos. then don't think twice. Very profitable and less input.

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

My category

BigDawsNet:

Okazi leaf is booming right now Don't dull

please where can one get the seeds?
or is it planted with the stems just as water leaf?

Komu1048:


If you in any of the sw Muslim state including lagos. then don't think twice. Very profitable and less input.

thank you sir

Chioma99:


please where can one get the seeds?

or is it planted with the stems just as water leaf?

Locate any seed farm around you to get the fresh one

They will give you some instructions on how to plant it...

BigDawsNet:

Locate any seed farm around you to get the fresh one
They will give you some instructions on how to plant it...

OK thanks

The list is not complete. The akara and yam sellers nko?

falcon01:
you forgot one
The Neutral (hypocrites)
We are Not popular but we are well Known, we are Not serious but we ain't Dumb either, we don't beg but we got guys who got our backs when broke, we don't club well sometimes we do, we don't slay but we dress Good, we only attend class for attendance, we don't Womanize but we do get girls, we don't Read till when its exams and one way or the other, we finished with an upper

We are not here, we are not there..

We are all over the place..

olamidedivotee:
@OP you didn't add those dat come to class only when exam is near, and them go still pass. i wonder which God they serve

We serve a mysterious God

Mutemenot:
Met the holy holy One, today he's a yahoo nigga. He was the coordinator of Scripture Union then, always walking like jeso. I never knew my nigga could run street

While the one with big big grammar has now become a street house agent looking for people to chop their money

Old timers memory..

Life no just balance

I belong to almost all this groups. [qquote author=blazepascal post=100312527]If You've Ever Been To The University, You Must Have Encountered These People

Immediately we graduate from secondary School, we are expected to buy the next JAMB form available to register for UTME in order to study in the university.

if you're lucky or brilliant enough to pass the exams, then you're one step into fulfilling your dreams of studying in the university of your choice after meeting their often tedious requirements.

For those who are currently in the higher institution or have gone through one, you'd agree with me that there are thousands of students who came from different backgrounds and who came for different purposes actually (Though we can all claim to come to learn).

As a fresher or a student in any level, here are some of the people you will surely see at the university that will you'd want to be around with or might try to avoid.

1. The slay Kings and queens.

These people will make you feel like your parents are not doing enough with they way they show up in shiny clothes to every where. The guys would dress as if they're going to an occasion just to see them sweating at the lecture hall.

As for the girls, they would come with big bags and big glasses just to tell you that they are in another level from the average student. Most of them are usually broke and would later come to beg for money while they spend heavily on designers to impress people.

2. The clubbers.

These set of people seems to come to school just to be away from their parents as they are usually show their true self on campus. Every weekend is a bubble time as they always love having fun. There's no party or club in town that they don't know off.

3. The holy holy ones.

These are the religious brothers and sisters you'd see on campus and they're very easy to recognize. The girls would always dress as modest as possible, wearing very long skirts while the guys are always seen with big Bibles. Some of them would look at you and they could literally tell if you'd go to heaven or hell. Lol.

4. The entrepreneurs.

These are the business people who came to school for business purposes. They hope to become the next Dangote or Alakija in the business world as they would always monetise whatever help they render to you. They sell things like recharge cards, snacks and other things to their fellow students.

5. The Godfathers and Godmothers

These are the people you meet first when you first entered campus. They are the ones that show you around school and tell you how things are done in school. They are usually older students who are usually 2-3 years older in school.

6. The "parasites".

These so called "friends" are always around you for what they can get from you, hence the term "parasites". They would make you share your food, clothes, perfume, cream and everything with them and sometimes you'd wonder how they survive till they graduate. When you watch them closely, they never disturb their parents for food money when you can hardly survive without calling your parents for money. Often times, you try as much as possible to avoid these kind of people.

7. The serious ones.

These are the nerds. They are only in the university for one purpose: to learn and get good grades. They are often called the serious students due to the fact that they are always seen at the library and wouldn't engage themselves in anything that isn't "educational". People like flocking around these people only during assignments or when the exam is close due to what they gain from their intelligence.

So which group did you belong to in your University days? Use your comment section[/quote]

What about my category? Ghost student? Oh, the ones you see (according to the caption) who sees ghost students except on test and exam days?