Shugabanqasa:

Goat

ecomalchemist:


Uyai mbakara, mbok di kpeb mi utom BEC...nyem adi cashout so that ndep benz uno.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Bombing .....before you know it...you will now be good in keyboard and boom......you become a keyboard warrior...

Bombing china and other dope nation

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Bombing .....before you know it...you will now be good in keyboard and boom......you become a keyboard warrior...

Bombing china and other dope nation

Shellsploit:


Then i can send u a snapshot from EC Council

Is that all?

OlawaleBammie:
Go learn cocoa work

Qork:



Na so. I know say you no go get beta thing talk. Ananng water girl. BTW, na who dash you Lekki, you Don move Ilaje go Lekki abi.

Smh Vigorously

Fortune118005:
I have been at home thinking of learning a handwork/skill that will fetch me money.
Certificate is good but I want to learn a lucrative vocation, can anyone please suggest one?

Buzx:


Who dash you? Were you not the one that said students will use VPN for anti-plagiarism software? Certified hacker ko.

Shellsploit:


I owe u no explanation...

Buzx:


Fine, you're right. But most of your comments about tech are just lame. Makes people think you're a newbie.

otunbadan:


LINUX Administration
Database administration
Python programming

Bros … anything IT

Rayhandrinni:
2 odds

Rayhandrinni:
2 odds

ecomalchemist:
Auto Mechanic, Tiling and Plumbing.


Let me give you a brotherly advice, and I hope you work on it...
First of all I counsel people and I have done that on nairaland for a while... I have met great and good guys...
I dropped a story about my experience teaching in two schools as a corper and would not mind partnering with schools in abuja, but some accused me of looking for teaching job... Never ever mind what people say...
Back to the matter...
As a graduate, teaching and earning 15k, e no bad... But once you have a good (android) phone, go to any car stand of your choice around your area... Listen well, any good car stand and ask to see the manager... Tell him you want to help him market his cars and get good buyers... 90% of car stand managers will sign u on... Tel him you will be paid a small commission after sales...
Pick up your phone, snap as many cars as your phone memory can take, open a dedicated twitter ac, IG ac, Facebook ac, WhatsApp ac, ac etc... Take out time to post this cars, make sure you have the actual prices of this cars... You can add as much as #250k on it... Bring down the negotiations to as low as making #50k if need be just so I can sell. Set your monthly target... I assure you, if you get I client in a month, u make around #100,000k once you start growing, you can get as much as 5-10 client from all over the country and that hits you over #1m for just helping others sell their cars, Note all you invested was your time, energy, phone and data... No big financial capital...
Do not restrict yourself to cars, go for industrial machines as well, caterpillars, mikano gens, any thing, then you look for those big companies that need them and try to call their attention to it or market it to them... You may not sell in 3 months but when you manage to get a client to buy just 1 caterpillars, my brother you will instantly forget that u suffered before...
A friend of mine was marketing a silo for a local wielder, he received a call all the way from kebbi state, the purchase was made in Ilorin, he made #1.8 mil from buyers and #400k from seller... He still got a referral from that deal. Wake up bro...
Within a month or two, come and pay (tite).
I drive uber/bolt in abuja, market cars, sell commodities such as beans, maize, wheat, ginger,onions, name it... In bags and tonnes
And I make nothing less than half a mil monthly...

Affordable megatron 50,000mah powerbanks with 4 output units, type c and normal usb cord. payment on delivery within Lagos and Nationwide dispatch

Shellsploit:
Ethical hacking... With metasploit from kali, u can do penetration testing, or sniff information offwire with "wireshark" thats If your brain is strong enough.


Or

Videography / Photography if your brain is slow!

TheOnlyUyai:


How far? Have you finished recruiting your ten seasoned content writers yet? You have been looking for these writers since I joined Nairaland oh.

Shellsploit:


Stop smoking weed!

thrillionaire:
Bros, abeg, God bless you for this. I just learned how to hammer big with this your advice. I will testify soonest.
How much is your power bank btw

NwaIgboBoy:
BREAKING NEWS:...... there has been heavy shootings around Aladinma Mortuary Owerri, so pls if u have any dead body that maybe related to you anyhow , do call him/her now to confirm their safty because as of the time of filling this report our correspondent learnt that about 47 dead bodies have just escaped the mortuary to inside main town... thanks

Shellsploit:
Ethical hacking... With metasploit from kali, u can do penetration testing, or sniff information offwire with "wireshark" thats If your brain is strong enough.


Or

Videography / Photography if your brain is slow!

Qork:



I no blame you. Na Congi dey worry you. The time you take dey monitor me, water snake girl, if you dey form chick dey enter bus from Ilaje to Jakande to Igbo efon to Chisco back to Ajah to Abraham Adesanya to Abijo, to Ogombo to Bogije

If you dey take style dey enter korope everyday with better pancake you for dey jam one bus driver wey fon ask you for marriage


If you channel Dat your yeye energy you take dey monitor me take fine husband by now you fon Don marry

Rayhandrinni:
2 odds