Nomorelove:
Hug a Chelsea fan and save a life please. It's not easy to lose two consecutive finals and still know the third will also be lost. Chelsea fans must learn how to keep silent and not constitute a nuisance by talking too much. God of soccer is wonderful

Ur not funny

SweetDipBenny:
Ur not funny

Obviously, I'm not a comedian. You're not wise else you'd have respected yourself and wail in peace. Good riddance to bad rubbish

First time seeing a green mamba in nigeria, u shudnt have killed it

Nomorelove:
Hug a Chelsea fan and save a life please. It's not easy to lose two consecutive finals and still know the third will also be lost. Chelsea fans must learn how to keep silent and not constitute a nuisance by talking too much. God of soccer is wonderful

U didn’t hear? Chelsea has already won the champions league. Man city met their masters.

Don't know what it is that makes me dislike snakes and reptiles in general. It's irrational, almost as if its a primal feeling of dread n disgust. Seeing them makes one's blood run cold. Not just me, a lot of ppl feel same way.

I've come to the conclusion that in mankind's unknown history, we have an adverse relationship with reptilian creatures and that's what the bible hinted at with the snake in the garden of eden. Hope we discover the truth someday.

I saw this type of snake today while going to farm this evening. You know what? I wanted to kill it but I remembered LALA and decided to keep him hungry today but thanks to OP who has given him Dinner, lol.

Hi guys I’m new here!!!


I hear say na one lalasticlala Dey eat anything call snake...
Who is he?
why is he popular?
Why is he so connected to snakes?
I Dey do investigation o
I need to arrest sombori

Do you stay in bora or main hostel?

JeremiahT:
I was lying on a bench with my eyes closed then I sensed something was moving next to me. I opened my eyes and I saw this green snake moving beside me. Omo I jumped up and hit some chairs that where next to me.
The snake seeing the commotion I caused tried to enter one of the offices in front of me. I threw a stone at it but missed, I then found a stick and hit it on its back while it was entering the office and it's eggs burst out of its body. I then used another stick to drag it out and continued hitting it with the stick till I was able to bring it out finally, then I hit the head.

The funny thing is that I called the security to help me open the office so I could kill it but he said he didn't have the key but he told me to drag it out. Baba was moving back while I was dragging it out instead of helping me kill it.
Old people na them fear death pass but they would tell us young ones to face death and risk our lives .

My first post must hit front page, lala please do the needfull


Modified: the baba was the one that said I should use his stick to drag it out.

Opheodrys aestivus. Poor thing!

Chloraseptic:
If you eat snake eggs on a regular basis, wisdom would never depart from you.

Ise! Ise!! So where Dem dey sell snake egg ?
I even here sey if pesin mix the shít with bread e go dey wealthy na true ?

FabinhoGg:
Raining season is here and once it rains, water blocks up the holes or shelter of most reptiles. Everyone should be careful cos these reptiles virtually have no where else to go when their home gets blocked by water.
If you live in a bushy area, try as much as possible to cut the grasses around your home. Stay safe.

Excellent advice.
Unfortunately since we don’t have a maintenance culture, the advice may not be followed. The local government officials have to do the same cleaning and clearing of bushes in common areas and public spaces for less snakes.

JeremiahT:
I was lying on a bench with my eyes closed then I sensed something was moving next to me. I opened my eyes and I saw this green snake moving beside me. Omo I jumped up and hit some chairs that where next to me.
The snake seeing the commotion I caused tried to enter one of the offices in front of me. I threw a stone at it but missed, I then found a stick and hit it on its back while it was entering the office and it's eggs burst out of its body. I then used another stick to drag it out and continued hitting it with the stick till I was able to bring it out finally, then I hit the head.

The funny thing is that I called the security to help me open the office so I could kill it but he said he didn't have the key but he told me to drag it out. Baba was moving back while I was dragging it out instead of helping me kill it.
Old people na them fear death pass but they would tell us young ones to face death and risk our lives .

My first post must hit front page, lala please do the needfull


Modified: the baba was the one that said I should use his stick to drag it out.

All this descriptive essay for Lala's sake

JeremiahT:

So the mama snake should hide in the office and kill somebody , I see you don't value human life

He does not value human life as Boko Haram and Fulani herdsmen terrorists as well as bandits don’t value human lives

Nigerians love Killing Animals unnecessary walai.

Caaz:
Op you're a murderer...you just killed an innocent mama snake wey dey Waka go Im own way jeje.


You see your life

Is either you kill am or e kill you. And i no go gree make e kill me cos i go kill am first

JeremiahT:
I was lying on a bench with my eyes closed then I sensed something was moving next to me. I opened my eyes and I saw this green snake moving beside me. Omo I jumped up and hit some chairs that where next to me.
The snake seeing the commotion I caused tried to enter one of the offices in front of me. I threw a stone at it but missed, I then found a stick and hit it on its back while it was entering the office and it's eggs burst out of its body. I then used another stick to drag it out and continued hitting it with the stick till I was able to bring it out finally, then I hit the head.

The funny thing is that I called the security to help me open the office so I could kill it but he said he didn't have the key but he told me to drag it out. Baba was moving back while I was dragging it out instead of helping me kill it.
Old people na them fear death pass but they would tell us young ones to face death and risk our lives .

My first post must hit front page, lala please do the needfull


Modified: the baba was the one that said I should use his stick to drag it out.

you just killed a grass snake....it is not poisonous....

Akamariner:

I see you don't value animal life

Would you like to lay down your life for the snake?

Dangerous Asf