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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:31am On Apr 24, 2021
Queenyprinxex:

Ohh my! Sorry I didn't get it at first.
So you want a Queen like me to grace it? tongue How much are you paying? undecided
How much is enough for you ? wink
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 10:32am On Apr 24, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

Ema bi nu sir. Forgot I wrote that. grin



My baby is, you may not know her tho.
You are pardoned.
I am expecting your update tho.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 2:13pm On Apr 25, 2021
Collegenews:

My woman.
I miss me too. wink
Yeye sombori. grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 7:18am On Apr 26, 2021
Collegenews:

You are pardoned.
I am expecting your update tho.
Haha. I don't know what to write about anymore.
I lead a very boring life fa.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 8:14am On Apr 28, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

Haha. I don't know what to write about anymore.
I lead a very boring meaningful life fa.

No life is boring as far as you are living right.
Just be fine.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 12:50pm On May 06, 2021
Collegenews:

No life is boring as far as you are living right.
Just be fine.
Thank you sire. cool
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SefunmiHookups: 1:11pm On May 26, 2021
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 6:56pm On May 26, 2021
SefunmiHookups:

Hey youuuu little one (lol)
So you've come back to NL. You were gone for a while last time I checked up on you. Omg, like, I became obsessed with your diary when I stumbled upon it. See, I won't even form or fake it right now. You are super adorable with the way you sound. And you are intelligent academically speaking.

That's why I started following you a while back. Lol, is it just me, or am I just curious to know what you look like.....You'd make a good friend and bestie..... in another life , maybe. Lol, cuz we are state's apart, I presume. And you still a teenager (awwwn cuteee!) You know like when you wanna just grab a cutie doggie that looks like a stuffed animal, but is in fact a real dog. Yea...that! That kinda feeling is what I'm getting right about now. Hehe...Excuse my melodramatic state of mind. Can't help it. Just feels a relief expressing my self to a kiddo that i find amusing. Feels weirdly amazing...Kinda.
Don't worry, I'm not too old. Lmao. Cuz I called u kiddo, or lil one, doesn't mean I'm an oldie oh. Just saw you as a kid sis or sumfing. I'm turning 25 next month, anyway...That's like 7 years apart, right..... Don't answer that wink .
Oh, and I'm a guy. Don't mind my moniker's gender.
Blessed noon to you o jare. I'm on a roll today. Hope ya day is coming in nicely Sha? XOXO .

Good afternoon big one. Lol.
Blessed and super evening to you Sir.
Your words really put a smile on my face and to say I'm just grateful is an understatement.
The first bolded made me chuckle aloud and believe me when I say I suck at maintaining friendship which apparently is the reason I have almost none.
I couldn't get the meaning of the second bolded tho, as much as I tried to.
By the way, your moniker says a lot actually. grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SefunmiHookups: 8:06pm On May 26, 2021
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SefunmiHookups: 8:25pm On May 26, 2021
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 8:05am On May 31, 2021
SefunmiHookups:

Temitopeeeee..... Someone misses you oh *blush-blush*
How's our super brilliant girl doing today? Don't be a stranger wink
Shey you don't know you have admirers here, right.... ? Ati fans too. cheesy




Love,
One of your Nairaland Crushers grin.
Good morning Sir.
I have engaged quite a number of people on here and one thing I honestly do not appreciate is whatever conversation with unnecessary shady undertones, to not say sexual. As in the case of this
...and you just want to grab and hug it,pet it ,embrace it, whichever
and believe me that isn't me quoting out of context.
The word crush (either as a joke or wordplay) is also not what I would expect someone that is eight years older than me to use in addressing me, you should be an inspiration to a much younger one and should be very conscious of your words to be honest. If I were in your shoes and I saw a 'smallie' that I like for whatever reason, my major focus will be how to dole out inspirations or right words to make him or her stay rooted in his or her cause and not engaging him or her in conversations not appropriate for his or her age.
Good morning Big Brother Hookups, hope you had a good night?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by SefunmiHookups: 12:00pm On May 31, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

Good morning Sir.
I have engaged quite a number of people on here and one thing I honestly do not appreciate is whatever conversation with unnecessary shady undertones, to not say sexual. As in the case of this
[sub][/sub] and believe me that isn't me quoting out of context.
The word crush (either as a joke or wordplay) is also not what I would expect someone that is eight years older than me to use in addressing me, you should be an inspiration to a much younger one and should be very conscious of your words to be honest. If I were in your shoes and I saw a 'smallie' that I like for whatever reason, my major focus will be how to dole out inspirations or right words to make him or her stay rooted in his or her cause and not engaging him or her in conversations not appropriate for his or her age.
Good morning[b] Big Brother[/b] Hookups, hope you had a good night?
Okay. It's been done. I've removed all my words to you. From the onset.
Oh, and you don't have to subtly construct your sentence to try to mock me. grin I saw what you did there "brother hookups"
I know it's because you knew others will view this thread. Anyway, that's that. No probs.
I've deleted mine. If you also don't have any alterior motive, then you can do same. That's if you want to, sha.
Pls for the record. There was not anything sexual about whatever I said to you in earlier comment you quoted. Interpret it however you wanted to,but the stuffed toy expression wasn't what you made it out to be. But anyways, it's your choice. It's not like I was ever going to see you , so there will be no point. Asides that, that's just something I wasn't even thinking about.
@the bolded Nah... Save it, dear. Not after you tried to sound subtly savage. No need to have sounded diplomatic before going in for the kill, so-to-speak. wink
Should have just kept it real. Bringing age and all that into it, lol. Then trying to end your write-up afterwards by sounding endearing. Well played, I see.
There won't be a next time. smiley

Take care, and good bye smiley

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 12:47pm On May 31, 2021
SefunmiHookups:

Okay. It's been done. I've removed all my words to you. From the onset.
Oh, and you don't have to subtly construct your sentence to try to mock me. grin I saw what you did there "brother hookups"
I know it's because you knew others will view this thread. Anyway, that's that. No probs.
I've deleted mine. If you also don't have any alterior motive, then you can do same. That's if you want to, sha.
Pls for the record. There was not anything sexual about whatever I said to you in earlier comment you quoted. Interpret it however you wanted to,but the stuffed toy expression wasn't what you made it out to be. But anyways, it's your choice. It's not like I was ever going to see you , so there will be no point. Asides that, that's just something I wasn't even thinking about.
@the bolded Nah... Save it, dear. Not after you tried to sound subtly savage. No need to have sounded diplomatic before going in for the kill, so-to-speak. wink
Should have just kept it real. Bringing age and all that into it, lol. Then trying to end your write-up afterwards by sounding endearing. Well played, I see.
There won't be a next time. smiley

Take care, and good bye smiley
The bolded is the most fallacious, incoherent and distorted assertion I have seen anyone make in a very long time and also the only reason I am replying to this. I live one life. The life I live on media is the life I live in reality. The life I live when my parents are in the picture is the same life I live when they aren't around. I have never had any reason to impress anyone out of pretence or to live two lives because the neighbors next door are watching. The brunts of my hypocrisy are solely mine to bear, reason I won't even give such lifestyle a first thought let alone a second. And just so you know, the reason I am overly comfortable here and would do anything to maintain the status quo laid down by the (way) older ones here is because they've never at any point tried to lead me wrongly and they have always been great mentors to me. Read through the entire thread (in case you personally need to proffer affirmations to these claims). I have never been involved in any shady conversations here by anyone and all they have ever done is encourage and inspire me every time. I have them to impress by my success stories and not by feigning lack of interest in an obviously ridiculous conversation. Anyways, the only reason I sounded that respectful was because my guardians here are reading. If it had happened in the DM (which of course would never happen) I would have badly insulted who ever involves me in such conversations. You have a sister probably my age, you can sit her down and lead-her-on however you deem fit. This is me keeping it real.
Good day Big brother Hookups.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 12:57pm On May 31, 2021
^^^^


That babe right there is my baby. grin grin

Where is Mzrapper when you need her to put an end to pressing issues? grin

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by MZrapper(f): 1:47pm On May 31, 2021
Queenyprinxex:
^^^^


That babe right there is my baby. grin grin

Where is Mzrapper when you need her to put an end to pressing issues? grin
My dear, I was here in the morning, I read everything and her response did sweep me off my feet.

Temmy can handle everything without doubt.
She is in charge.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Queenyprinxex(f): 9:20pm On May 31, 2021
MZrapper:

My dear, I was here in the morning, I read everything and her response did sweep me off my feet.

Temmy can handle everything without doubt.
She is in charge.
grin grin
Her replies sweet me ehn. grin grin
In charge indeed.
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by simplepee(f): 6:57pm On Jun 01, 2021
Temitopejnr, who are your parents?? smiley smiley smiley

They should be teaching other parents how to train kids o. I'm blown away kiss kiss kiss

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Xixtie(f): 7:53pm On Jun 01, 2021
simplepee:
Temitopejnr, who are your parents?? smiley smiley smiley

They should be teaching parents how to train kids o. I'm blown away kiss kiss kiss
You honestly beat me to type this.
I smiled reading how she handled the whole thing. Her parents are doing a very amazing job.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 9:03am On Jun 02, 2021
simplepee:
Temitopejnr, who are your parents?? smiley smiley smiley

They should be teaching other parents how to train kids o. I'm blown away kiss kiss kiss
Jesu! shocked
Thank you so much ma.
I am very grateful.

Xixtie:

You honestly beat me to type this.
I smiled reading how she handled the whole thing. Her parents are doing a very amazing job.
Thanks very much ma.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by ifeoluwakusi13f: 8:01pm On Jun 02, 2021
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 9:20am On Jun 05, 2021
Queenyprinxex:

grin grin
Her replies sweet me ehn. grin grin
In charge indeed.
Our olori queen of peace.
How have you been?

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 9:30am On Jun 05, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

Good morning Sir.
I have engaged quite a number of people on here and one thing I honestly do not appreciate is whatever conversation with unnecessary shady undertones, to not say sexual. As in the case of this
[sub][/sub] and believe me that isn't me quoting out of context.
The word crush (either as a joke or wordplay) is also not what I would expect someone that is eight years older than me to use in addressing me, you should be an inspiration to a much younger one and should be very conscious of your words to be honest. If I were in your shoes and I saw a 'smallie' that I like for whatever reason, my major focus will be how to dole out inspirations or right words to make him or her stay rooted in his or her cause and not engaging him or her in conversations not appropriate for his or her age.
Good morning Big Brother Hookups, hope you had a good night?

TemitopeJnr:

The bolded is the most fallacious, incoherent and distorted assertion I have seen anyone make in a very long time and also the only reason I am replying to this. I live one life. The life I live on media is the life I live in reality. The life I live when my parents are in the picture is the same life I live when they aren't around. I have never had any reason to impress anyone out of pretence or to live two lives because the neighbors next door are watching. The brunts of my hypocrisy are solely mine to bear, reason I won't even give such lifestyle a first thought let alone a second. And just so you know, the reason I am overly comfortable here and would do anything to maintain the status quo laid down by the (way) older ones here is because they've never at any point tried to lead me wrongly and they have always been great mentors to me. Read through the entire thread (in case you personally need to proffer affirmations to these claims). I have never been involved in any shady conversations here by anyone and all they have ever done is encourage and inspire me every time. I have them to impress by my success stories and not by feigning lack of interest in an obviously ridiculous conversation. Anyways, the only reason I sounded that respectful was because my guardians here are reading. If it had happened in the DM (which of course would never happen) I would have badly insulted who ever involves me in such conversations. You have a sister probably my age, you can sit her down and lead-her-on however you deem fit. This is me keeping it real.
Good day Big brother Hookups.

How can someone's baby write this well? And be as well reasonable and decently upright?

Jesu de n wo mi ni ran. shocked
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Egoat(m): 11:18am On Jun 05, 2021
Collegenews:




How can someone's baby write this well? And be as well reasonable and decently upright?

Jesu de n wo mi ni ran. shocked

grin grin
Ki ni ki Jesu se baba nla? grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 12:40pm On Jun 05, 2021
Collegenews:




How can someone's baby write this well? And be as well reasonable and decently upright?

Jesu de n wo mi ni ran. shocked
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Daddy CN sir, now that you are here, please update your diary sir.
Your baby has missed reading from you, especially about my baby Lastie. angry
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
Egoat:


grin grin
Ki ni ki Jesu se baba nla? grin
I know? grin grin
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 2:18pm On Jun 05, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Daddy CN sir, now that you are here, please update your diary sir.
Your baby has missed reading from you, especially about my baby Lastie. angry
How much will you pay me to drop an update? tongue
Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by TemitopeJnr(f): 6:20pm On Jun 05, 2021
Collegenews:

How much will you pay me to drop an update? tongue
Name your price sir. grin
Any amount, I got you sir.

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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by 841debare: 3:01am On Jun 06, 2021
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Re: The X-Family°° IAAPMOO's chat room. by Collegenews: 7:33pm On Jun 06, 2021
TemitopeJnr:

Name your price sir. grin
Any amount, I got you sir.
A male goat and two bottles of Schnapps.
You got me?

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