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All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 12:59am On Jan 26, 2013
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 1:05am On Jan 26, 2013
A mum was lucky enough tosee her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' inan sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked upa tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till dlast drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too badfor them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in,"Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquireabout their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in theair, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2013
Husband buys 5 of the same color of pants for hiswife. WIFE: Ah! Same color?People will think i don't change my panties. HUSBAND: Which people?

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Dygeasy(m): 2:25pm On Jan 26, 2013
Seriously?? Akpos?






Chei! This section don finish
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:57am On Feb 05, 2013
AKPOS: Swthrt lets play hide and seek....
EKAETTE: Noooooo, the last time we did, I didn't findyou till Feb 15th.

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 3:58am On Feb 05, 2013
AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.
FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?
AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2013
A drunk 18 year old boy asked a
married
woman out, the woman got
pissed &
told her husband..
The husband told her to invite the boy so
dat he can beat the hell out of
him.
The woman did what her
husband
requested as he was hidding under the bed...
When the boy got there, he
took off his t-
shirt and his body was full of
scars..this
made the woman to asked,"why have U so
many scars?"
The boy replied,"I my job is to
lay married
women & usually I get caught
so I kill the husbands, if someone shows up
now he
will be number 20 on my
murder list...The
boy continued, as
the woman tried to reach out her
husband under the bed, a small
voice
came up,"If U tell him am here,
U ll
see!!..

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Jazzgreen(m): 11:49pm On Feb 07, 2013
Few weeks to val: Gf: baby I heard
new bb is out.
Akpos: all bb's
always hang.
Gf: dis one doesn't
hang.
Akpos: so am a liar abi? Its
over btwn us..

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by tbenjis: 12:42am On Feb 28, 2013
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Kingsintei(m): 3:09pm On May 12, 2013
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by ak47yong(m): 4:14pm On Oct 11, 2013
grin HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA. Look right nd left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet.

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by abm2pistle(m): 1:42pm On Dec 08, 2013
Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!


No body can stop highness cheesy
Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!


No body can stop highness

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by abm2pistle(m): 1:43pm On Dec 08, 2013
Jazzgreen: A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by kemejack: 10:04pm On Oct 06, 2014
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by kemejack: 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2014
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Help4rmme2u(m): 10:45am On Mar 16, 2015
Naija Jokes: The Trial Of An Igbo, Yoruba And
Hausa Man

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then captured by
cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that they could live if they pass a
trial. The first step was to go deep into the
forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of
fruits. The three men went their separate ways
to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said to the
king,”I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him,”You
have to swallow the fruits without any
expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one,
he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that this should be
easy…. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8and on the ninth berry, he
burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven
and the Yoruba man asked,”Why did you laugh?
You almost got away with the trial.”
The Igbo man replied,”I couldn’t help it, when I
saw the Hausa man coming with Watermelons!”
#whats ya Say
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by jamace(m): 5:27pm On Mar 16, 2015
ak47yong:
grin HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA. Look right nd left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet.
grin grin grin
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by thehappyman(m): 9:01pm On Sep 06, 2015
Lovely
Jazzgreen:
A mum was lucky enough tosee her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings,text me your first night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way!"
After a week, the first daughter sent 'NESCAFE' inan sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent 'BENSON'. Their mum, as a 'soji woman' picked upa tin of Nescafe and read from d label "fantastic till dlast drop!" She also went to her husband's pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it "Extra long, king size!" she thought aloud "not too badfor them at their age"
A few days later, her third daughter's text comes in,"Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquireabout their Kano to Lagos flight. She was told, "Its 3 times daily, 7 days a week and the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!"
Mama throws herself in theair, lands, slumps and faints shouting..."Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O! ( this one will kill my daughter!)"
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Chudyfuto(m): 4:26pm On Nov 19, 2015
ak47yong:
grin HOW 2 CROSS ROAD IN NAIJA. Look right nd left for cars and bikes, look up for aeroplane, down for bomb, back for kidnappers, look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you. Then walk zig zag to avoid stray bullet.
LOLZ
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by iyowun6: 3:08pm On Oct 30, 2016
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 30, 2019
The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Oga Ade? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. cool
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by Nobody: 10:42am On May 31, 2019
People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls' hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth. angry

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by booksrite(f): 9:37pm On Jun 29, 2019
fzanyajibs:
People always told me be careful of what you do And dont go around breaking young girls' hearts And mother always told me be careful of who you love And be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth.

shocked
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by jbblues24(m): 12:24am On Jul 02, 2019
fzanyajibs:
The 11th commandment is ?Thou shalt not piss off Oga Ade? This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish. �



Interesting

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by officialclassic(m): 2:45am On Jul 02, 2019
Jazzgreen:
A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river". And the congregation cried,"Amen!" "And if I had all thewhiskey and rum in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river". Againthe congregation cried,"Amen!"
The preacher sat down. The deacon then stood up& said: "For our closing hymn, let's turn to page 126 of our hymn books and sing, 'We shall drink from that river".
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED HALLELUJAH!!

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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by officialclassic(m): 8:03am On Sep 13, 2019
Some one will kneel down to propose to bae.Passers--by that nothing concern them will be shouting "say yes say yes".Na you wan marry Herm�


•>> Dating a short girl is really good but not until you enter bus Dem tell you Oga please lap ur daughter���


•>> Big boy, big boy. Just one hug, your dick don stand like Iroko tree
Shame on you. �


•>> Some men be like .�
   I don't know how to cook 
Because my mum didn't  Teach me...
Who thought you how to Unhook a bra ����


•>> If she doesn't cum in 30 minutes.My 
brother feel free to cum, women have this habit of cuming late everywhere, even in meeting. ���


•>> Somewhere in owerri right now
Someone's daughter is in a hotel shouting, "Chinedu sube mia , na esu mia...��
Read more on our jokes section �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/updated-jokes-must-laugh.html
Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by brownemmanuel43(m): 10:16pm On Oct 09, 2021
officialclassic:
Some one will kneel down to propose to bae.Passers--by that nothing concern them will be shouting "say yes say yes".Na you wan marry Herm�


•>> Dating a short girl is really good but not until you enter bus Dem tell you Oga please lap ur daughter���


•>> Big boy, big boy. Just one hug, your dick don stand like Iroko tree
Shame on you. �


•>> Some men be like .�
   I don't know how to cook 
Because my mum didn't  Teach me...
Who thought you how to Unhook a bra ����


•>> If she doesn't cum in 30 minutes.My 
brother feel free to cum, women have this habit of cuming late everywhere, even in meeting. ���


•>> Somewhere in owerri right now
Someone's daughter is in a hotel shouting, "Chinedu sube mia , na esu mia...��
Read more on our jokes section �
https://jnrclassic..com/2019/09/updated-jokes-must-laugh.html
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Re: All Akpos Jokes. Updated Everyday. by 697ifunanya: 6:08pm On Oct 13, 2021
cheesy

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