https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxIoFEmPyWs

Imagine if this happened in any country in Africa especially Nigeria. You could have been hearing something like:

"Abubakar Shakau Finally neutralised in FG function after suicide attack on President fails"

"Attack on President by ESN top commander foisted by Gallant security Aides"

"ISWAP raid on presidency fails"

"President Buhari Evacuated to London after ESN attacks"

"Many feared dead after failed terror attack on President"

Presidential Attack: All public functions banned till further notice.

IPOB denies involvement in purported presidential attacks.

BLOOD BATH IN FG FUNCTION: Security Chiefs in closed Door meeting.

Garba Shehu: President is Alive and Well!

Lai Mohd: Organised terror attack on presidency technically foiled by Army and DSS

Terror Attack: APC has shot itself in the leg - PDP

Presidential Raid: No living soul can try this in Rivers State. - Gov. Wike

TERRORISM IN STATE HOUSE: PRESIDENCY FIRES ALL SERVICE CHIEFS.

No peace for the Wicked. - FFK

Ortom Fingers Fulani Hersdmen on Aso Villa Attacks.

It was only a slap not a terror attack - Elzaky Zaky

President presumed deaf after voodoo slap.

Upon sey him run come.
Make One naija guy try am.if him live to tell the story.na from dss solitary confined cell him go remain all him life.

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You dey laugh abi.