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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nas23Nas: 12:36pm On May 22, 2021
Hello
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Mexzy4sho(m): 9:40pm On May 22, 2021
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Mexzy4sho(m): 9:40pm On May 22, 2021
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LOVEGINO(m): 4:43pm On May 27, 2021

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sochisco(m): 5:29pm On May 27, 2021
grin
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
grin
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
Number one is very funny...
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by sochisco(m): 5:30pm On May 27, 2021
grin
njuwo:
Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this?
grin[quote author=njuwo post=17749509]Hahahahaha!! I just can't stop laughing. This
is the awkward Truth About some husbands.
A group of men gathered at a church
conference on how to live in a loving
relationship with their wives. The men were
asked, "How many of you love your wife ?" All
the men raised their hands. Then they were
asked, "When was the last time you told your
wife you love her ?" Some men answered
today, some yesterday, majority didn’t
remember. The men were then told to take
their cell phones and send the following text
to their respective wives: I love you,
sweetheart...
Then the men were told to exchange their
phones so one can read the other wife's reply
to the love message.
Here are some of the replies:
1. Have you impregnated someone again
2. That was then, not now
3. You wan borrow money abi?
4. What did you do again? I won’t forgive you
this time.
5. Meaning?
6. Is that a new song?
7. Am I dreaming?
8. If you don’t tell me who this message is
actually for, you will die today!
9. U dis man!! I asked you to stop drinking.
10. Abeg na who be this...very funny
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 11:55am On May 30, 2021
njuwo:
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Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Nobody: 6:02pm On May 30, 2021
Very Funny
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by arettabritney0: 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2021
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Godswill65: 10:05am On Jun 09, 2021
bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or you?[/quote]
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by xtremecomedian(m): 7:16pm On Jun 12, 2021
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by faridaariyo3: 4:01am On Jun 16, 2021
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by botiwunoluwa85o: 8:31am On Jun 18, 2021
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by xtremecomedian(m): 12:21am On Jun 20, 2021
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by fadal(m): 8:17pm On Jun 23, 2021
FUNNY HUH?

Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by TemitopeJnr(f): 7:35pm On Jun 26, 2021
Good evening Sir XXII.
Have you been hearing from Auntie Kathkat? Hope she's been fine? It's really been a while.
Please send her my regards.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by XXII: 12:25am On Jun 29, 2021
TemitopeJnr:
Good evening Sir XXII.
Have you been hearing from Auntie Kathkat? Hope she's been fine? It's really been a while.
Please send her my regards.

smiley wink


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