TemitopeJnr:
Good evening Sir XX.II.
Have you been hearing from Auntie Kathkat? Hope she's been fine? It's really been a while.
Please send her my regards.

PrincessMila:
Hi Schoolshoe

Hope you are good? How's the guitar lessons going?

I've missed ya

XXII:

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How are you?

PrincessMila:

My baby

Congrats sweetie. I've missed you plenty

TemitopeJnr:

I have been fine, how about you sir?
Thanks for bringing her back.

I have been fine too.

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I wasn't the one that brought her back. She made a post the same day you asked after her before I could inform her or reply your mention. (Maybe y'all minds were in sync )
By the way, that's the reason I didn't reply with answers to how she was and all.

XXII:


I have been fine too.

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I wasn't the one that brought her back. She made a post the same day you asked after her before I could inform her or reply your mention. (Maybe y'all minds were in sync )
By the way, that's the reason I didn't reply with answers to how she was and all.

Schoolshoe:
hey princess, yeah I'm very good. The guitar lessons is going slow. Could only play the major scale and chords; A,Am,C,D,Dm,E,Em,F,G. Any tips for me?

TemitopeJnr:

My sweetest love.
I have missed you more and more. It has been a while really.
How have you been ma?
So happy to finally read from you.

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Thanks so much ma.

XXII:


I have been fine too.

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I wasn't the one that brought her back. She made a post the same day you asked after her before I could inform her or reply your mention. (Maybe y'all minds were in sync )
By the way, that's the reason I didn't reply with answers to how she was and all.

PrincessMila:

If you can play those, then you're good to go.
I learnt those and I abandoned learning any other stuff. In fact, I only play the guitar when a contest motivates me to

PrincessMila:

I've been hiding dear

And she calls me ma

Hope you're doing alright sweetie?

PrincessMila:

Hehehe I'm hailing you 22

Who's this?

njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in through the window. It flew across the table to where the Igbo man was but he just waved his hands to chase it away. The fly then went to where the Yoruba man was, he also chased it away. Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese man was and was flying close to his ears. The Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. The other men saw this but just kept on eating. About Five minutes later, another fly came in and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased it away again. It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for sometime and then grabbed it. He then turned to the Chinese man and asked "how much you go buy am?"

Schoolshoe:
see someone I wanted to take as my tutor. Heyy God! I really need more than those, I want to be good at soloing. Seems you are not passionate about this instrument?

TemitopeJnr:

Hope you sha know you did not try at all for me for just going MIA?
Anyways, you are back and I have forgiven you.
Yeah, I doing quite well.

XXII:


Who's this?

PrincessMila:

Your one and only Princess Mila

njuwo:
A wife
went on holiday
leaving the husband
behind. The husband
got so Hot one day
that he decided to try the maid who
had just come from
Nsukka village and who
seemed clever. ... He
called the maid to his
bedroom where he had taken off his pants,
he
pointed to his manhood
when the maid arrived.
Husband: Do you know
what this is?
Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know
what it s for?
Maid:Yes
Husband: show me. The
maid immediately
dropped to her knees held the item with both
hands
drew
closer and opened her
mouth. The husband
was shivering with anticipation . The maid
then began,"My name is
Chinasa , I'm 23 years
old and I'm from
Nsukka. I
want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr
and mrs Chigozie, my
uncle, Broda
NnamdI aka' chop my
money and MY auntY,
MRS IFEOMA, I would also
like to tell my boyfriend
Johnny that I miss him.
Can u play me Ashawo
by Flavour Nabania?"
Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your
microphone I'm
through...

njuwo:
Akpos went to an electronic store, he asked
the storekeeper "what is the price of this TV?"
The storekeeper answered "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Akpos again came next
day by cutting his beard and asked "what is
the price of this TV?" The storekeeper replied
"we don't sell our products to Akpos". The
next day Akpos came with a different face
and asked "what is the price of this TV?" The
shopkeeper replied "we don't sell our
products to Akpos." Finally Akpos got irritated
and asked the shopkeeper "how do you
recognise me every time?" The storekeeper
replied "because this is not a TV it is
Microwave Oven!"

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