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post=105371598:
it is always good and refreshing to see we still have reasonable and sensible members like you on this forum.
Glad we saw someone with sense at last!
Keep it up Chief Oke.
God bless you and God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Nigeria will succeed.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise.

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okefranci:
Thanks to Buhari/Osinbajo for this wonderful initiative, so many people have benefited immensely from the program

did you benefit?

Highest looting government in the history of Nigeria." When the wicked is in power, the people suffer, " said by my Bible.

The King is back

Christiano Ronaldo nutmegs Bruno Fernades at training ground



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNI-f1MC3eE

Philipmems:
Teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for the rest of his life.
Instead of disbursing cash to people why not invest in training youths in modern Agricultural procedures, create farming cooperatives equip with modern farming machineries, establishing farms for them using available government lands in a lease agreement, appoint supervisors to mentor and monitor progress and a portion of the profits from the yield should be reinvested in another batch of youths.

Just watch as many of the beneficiaries will use the money to play bet9ja and lotto.

Even though i never liked buhari but i enjoyed the survival fund sha free money and i got alert of 30,000 naira 3 times thats 90k i was shocked when i got the alert because a friend registerd me in his company, initially i thought he was playing with me untill i got the first alert, everyday na steady beer isiewu and suya

Mercychen:
I was a beneficiary.
Nov
Dec
January I got 30k each making a total of 90 from the govt.

I no go chop Clean mouth like say I no chop. And a couple others on nairaland here. Some even got 500k.

Search for the thread and you'll find it here on nairaland where many testified.

That's the problem. Alot won't come out and say they have been paid. And still go ahead and be abusing the Government..

Naijaibo:
Okay, good for you, but what process was taken to select the winners... please shed light.

Well.. it was a process that requires you are either a school or business owner and you must submit your CAC to show you actually own one. But if you're not a biz owner, your company or school will register you.

I was the one who informed my school when the news came out during the lockdown.

Then you are allowed to only register 10 staff including yourself on the FG Grant fund form online and send.
After one month they called some staff for verification after which they now disbursed into our accounts.

Geeman2006:
That's the problem. Alot won't come out and say they have been paid. And still go ahead and be abusing the Government..

Don't mind them. Many nairalanders benefited but now they don't want to talk. Them dey form levels so they won't tag them.

Me I gbadun the thing. Dec own never finish, Dem Nack me January own on the 11th. Lol.. na God sha

Distributing it to his "brothers" .

FarinJini:
I'm from the north and yes, I know seven people who got twenty thousand naira each. IF you think it's a lie, I don't owe you any explanation.

i never said i doubted you, i only said you would be a liar to deny you are in the north. only northerners are getting this fund. i practically shuttle between 3 states in the south west and i dont know a single person here that has gotten the funds, yet you know seven people onl in one village that got it. is it not obvious this government is partial?

Tonytonex:
Distributing it to his "brothers" .

exactly, see the comment above this one. the guy has admitted that he lives in the north no wonder he knows 7 people that has collected the money and i travel around in the south west and never met anyone that has collected a penny for any covid support or relief fund.

Acidosis:
The funds surely couldn't go round but for the avoidance of doubt, check this 144-page thread for reviews. Thousands got paid.

https://www.nairaland.com/6132439/msme-survival-fund-registration-how/144

yet that guy i quoted knows 7 beneficiaries in a single village that he knows o. yet i dont know a single person with all me travelling in southwest. not interested in all the yeye lies of this government.

HardMirror:
i never said i doubted you, i only said you would be a liar to deny you are in the north. only northerners are getting this fund. i practically shuttle between 3 states in the south west and i dont know a single person here that has gotten the funds, yet you know seven people onl in one village that got it. is it not obvious this government is partial?

I also reside in south west and I know of people who had got payments.

That aside, when I was in their twitter page, I think what I saw there is that the least region with the lesser privilege of the fund is the south west especially Ogun and Lagos State.

Ondo and Ekiti (I think) has the highest numbers of testifiers in the south west

onedayatime:
I also reside in south west and I know of people who had got payments.

That aside, when I was in their twitter page, I think what I saw there is that the least region with the lesser privilege of the fund is the south west especially Ogun and Lagos State.

Ondo and Ekiti (I think) has the highest numbers of testifiers in the south west

hmmm. ok then. thanks for the info, but i still know pdp or apc, they are all thieves. the largest chunk of the money would be embezzled. why are they sharing money instead of using the mone to create industries that would feed people for decades. makes no economic sense to me though i know people would not think properly and only be happy they got money that would finish within a week

HardMirror:
yet that guy i quoted knows 7 beneficiaries in a single village that he knows o. yet i dont know a single person with all me travelling in southwest. not interested in all the yeye lies of this government.

Believe what you want, bro.

HardMirror:
i never said i doubted you, i only said you would be a liar to deny you are in the north. only northerners are getting this fund. i practically shuttle between 3 states in the south west and i dont know a single person here that has gotten the funds, yet you know seven people onl in one village that got it. is it not obvious this government is partial?

I get your point and it's saddening. There are poor people in every part of the country that'll appreciate the token. The government needs to do better. Favouritism only promote disunity especially in a diverse country like ours.

HardMirror:
hmmm. ok then. thanks for the info, but i still know pdp or apc, they are all thieves. the largest chunk of the money would be embezzled. why are they sharing money instead of using the mone to create industries that would feed people for decades. makes no economic sense to me though i know people would not think properly and only be happy they got money that would finish within a week

Misplaced priority. One of the 7 beneficiaries I know spent 8k the day he collected the 20k. He bought rice. Just rice in a nylon bag. Before, 8k would have gotten almost a bag of rice.
People are hungry! All these funds the government are giving out, if properly invested will have a better impact in the lives of the masses but they choose to do money illusions
But even if the government tries to invest it, the government will still loot the investment.

Either way, it's messed up. But it's less messed up when they share it like this. At least some people will be able to solve one or two problems that wouldn't have been problems if the government were upright.

The thing just get as e be.

HellAnus:
Thieves!! God will punish all of you and your generations yet unborn

When next govt takes over, the rot and looting they will uncover from this Buhari's govt will shock even the devil.

If u don't have CAC and choose to wail then continue wailing. Instead of Nairalanders to share with u how to benefit the intervention fund they kept creating ethno-religious inciting threads.

Survival fund: We’ve disbursed N56bn to over 1m Nigerians -- FG

Mee:

The genocidal Buhari regime is a gang of bloodthirsty killers and monumental fraudsters.

Is Anini the biggest armed robber in Nigerian history? In looting the public treasury the Buhari gang is worst than Anini.

Fellow Nigerians, more than 50% of this money goes into the pockets of Buhari's cronies. The few that get to the citizens are shared on commission basis like this guy in this snapshot.

#ElbinawiTweets

HardMirror:
yet that guy i quoted knows 7 beneficiaries in a single village that he knows o. yet i dont know a single person with all me travelling in southwest. not interested in all the yeye lies of this government.

I am a CEO from Lagos. I registered 8 of my staffs. They all got 30k three times between May 1 to May 10 this year. A friend also registered 5 of his staffs last year and got paid 30k three times around December.
I have an uncle i registered for in Ibadan but is yet to get paid. Hopefully he will get paid soon as well.
As for MSME grant of 50k, i have 3 people i reistered for and got 50k one time payment btw April and June.
Though there are some lapses in the program cos not everyone got paid as i still have 2 companies i registered for who are yet to get paid in Lagos and Oyo state.
I could attach screenshots of alert as a proof.

The fact u didnt benefit doesn't mean nobody did.
Moreover in this part of the country, so many people are always coded with money. Even some people i registered for denied receiving the money until after 3weeks.

Beedude:
I am a CEO from Lagos. I registered 8 of my staffs. They all got 30k three times between May 1 to May 10 this year. A friend also registered 5 of his staffs last year and got paid 30k three times around December.
I have an uncle i registered for in Ibadan but is yet to get paid. Hopefully he will get paid soon as well.
As for MSME grant of 50k, i have 3 people i reistered for and got 50k one time payment btw April and June.
Though there are some lapses in the program cos not everyone got paid as i still have 2 companies i registered for who are yet to get paid in Lagos and Oyo state.
I could attach screenshots of alert as a proof.

The fact u didnt benefit doesn't mean nobody did.
Moreover in this part of the country, so many people are always coded with money. Even some people i registered for denied receiving the money until after 3weeks.

ok, your response is convincing. i never applied and i do not intend to apply.

FarinJini:
Misplaced priority. One of the 7 beneficiaries I know spent 8k the day he collected the 20k. He bought rice. Just rice in a nylon bag. Before, 8k would have gotten almost a bag of rice.
People are hungry! All these funds the government are giving out, if properly invested will have a better impact in the lives of the masses but they choose to do money illusions
But even if the government tries to invest it, the government will still loot the investment.

Either way, it's messed up. But it's less messed up when they share it like this. At least some people will be able to solve one or two problems that wouldn't have been problems if the government were upright.

The thing just get as e be.

glad you understand my point. i was at a beer parlour when a man received his trader Moni alert and he finished it on the spot. yes people need this money but at the same time a lot of it would not solve the poverty problem in this country. only if the government use this funds to setup facilities or industries people can always get employment or needed support for their businesses, else people would just collect money and use it to flex or eat for a few days and that is the end.

Philipmems:
Teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for the rest of his life.
Instead of disbursing cash to people why not invest in training youths in modern Agricultural procedures, create farming cooperatives equip with modern farming machineries, establishing farms for them using available government lands in a lease agreement, appoint supervisors to mentor and monitor progress and a portion of the profits from the yield should be reinvested in another batch of youths.

Bros Park well jor.
Give a man money to invest in what he is good at. Must everybody become farmers?

HardMirror:
glad you understand my point. i was at a beer parlour when a man received his trader Moni alert and he finished it on the spot. yes people need this money but at the same time a lot of it would not solve the poverty problem in this country. only if the government use this funds to setup facilities or industries people can always get employment or needed support for their businesses, else people would just collect money and use it to flex or eat for a few days and that is the end.

How u spend your money isnt the government business or fault. I know an igbo guy in my area who is into paga business and selling of perf and cream. God so good he had CAC for his business. I told him about the opportunity cos i have been doing transactions from his shop for over 2yrs. I told him abouy MSME Grant and applied for him on his phone. He was called and verified. Got credited 50k. He was so glad and sent me 5k for appreciation even when i didnt request for it.
Till tomorrow anytime i drive pass his shop he will stop answering customers and come to greet me. He said most of the money he has been using for business are loans. But the grant of just 50k made it possible for him to stock his shop with more perf and creams with other stuffs which will further boost his income.
I did payroll support for my younger bro just to earn from my company. He got credited 90k and got a laptop for his graphic design business.
Not everyone will use the money for something tangible. Once u have a poor mentality about money, even if they assist u with 10m u will lavish it with nothing to show

Philipmems:
Teach a man how to fish and you have fed him for the rest of his life.
Instead of disbursing cash to people why not invest in training youths in modern Agricultural procedures, create farming cooperatives equip with modern farming machineries, establishing farms for them using available government lands in a lease agreement, appoint supervisors to mentor and monitor progress and a portion of the profits from the yield should be reinvested in another batch of youths.

Facts

A frustrated nonentity boy.

HellAnus:
Thieves!! God will punish all of you and your generations yet unborn

When next govt takes over, the rot and looting they will uncover from this Buhari's govt will shock even the devil.