elpochas:
Have neva been good in maths right from my primary sch days,so i dnt even bother reading for it during exams.Cnt forget my maths 101 exam experience,after all the formations i planed during that exam,i wanted to be the C.Ronaldo with my various number 10 with my 2 and 3 and my suporting strikers around me to avoid me getting and F9.We sat jst as we planed in our unsuspecting manner,only for one mumu man to remove me and exchanged my position with a girl.I jst weak,try and wrote the little i knew and submitted my paper like that.
When the result came out all our starting eleven passed,even my substitute(the gal)me i had a big F9.Later found out that mumu man was our lab attendent and nt even a lecturer.I really vex when i found out.

You wounjure am?

11Anonymous:
I was still reading, 30 minutes before the exam because of how difficult the exam would be. Biochemical Reasoning.
When the exam started. I checked question 1, I knew the answer but couldn't remember everything and how to arrange it, I checked question 2, I had no idea, question 3, 4,5,6 7 and 8 I couldn't remember anything, I was like "is this how I'm going to fail?

I knew my brain was worked up and needed to relax. I placed my head on my desk and slept off. A lecturer came to correct a question, his voice woke me up. 40 minutes had gone.

I checked the questions again and I remembered everything, I wrote shit out of the exam.

I eventually graduated with a 2.1, after Biochemistry dealt with me mercilessly.

Don't do that course if you can't handle disappointments. You go write well, dey expect 'A, you've been reading from beginning of semester, doubled the intensity during exam week, you go eventually see 'F for board.

God saved my ass. God be praised. The future is bright.

Exactly the same experience with me

I got an A1 in the course

It has to be the day I wrote

Mathematical topology (Mathematical English) then I was blank, See me see extra year. After exam I dey pray to God for even E at least make I go (No strength for extra year).

Truly I serve a living God and my mama prayer no dey ever fail, I got that all important E and grad. That E sweet me pass the As and Bs in the other course.

My worst exam ever was MAT303 (Traditional Mathematics). The exam was so bad for us that my roommate and coursemate with whom I sat for the paper started drawing SUPERMAN on his answer sheet. I can never forget.

[quote author=Reliable01 post=105392082][color=#000099][b]Hmmmmm mine was a long story during Obasanjo regime. Story for another day

Gowon regime, muritala/obasanjo

Goonerman:
Well, I remember one-time my lecturer caught my friend cheating, me too, I was with expo, the idiot told my lecturer that he should check me too. My God pass am, as a wise guy, Dem no see anything for my body.

Please stop calling that guy your friend..... He was never a friend.... He is a sissy.

dsocioemmy:





Japan Language?

yup..

it was my js3 mock exam. I just transferred and wrote social studies exam but because I too pass, I got a call from the subject teachers that my classmates said I cheated so she gave me a fresh sheet to write another. omo, I clear her doubt o. she had no choice that to give me my 40 jejely

Advanced Soil Mechanics - if you know, you know

jessyjames100:
Who ever included numerical analysis as a course no try. I can remember punching my calculator for three hours non stop. But only got to answer 2 and half questions out of the 5 we are suppose to answer. I could not stop crying after the exam. No be say I no know am but time no day. What an exam

lol that numerical analysis , time no dey ever reach

Davefed:
It was during my 100 level logic exams. My friend and I sat closer together during the exam, hoping to share and transfer knowledge in the middle of lockdown. A girl came around and begged us to allow her to sit in the middle. My friend and I reasoned based on the girl be fine girl and we allowed her to sat between us. Exam started and the girl was spying from us both and when it reached where we don't know the girl closed her script and didn't allow us to see one thing. It became obvious that we will fail that course. I couldn't spy from my friend because of distance between us and funny thing the invigilator came and stood beside our sit. After the result came out I failed and my guy got C and the girl passed.
Lessons: In a scenario of survival let your interest come first before anybody.

Hmm. Good and apt lessons you put here.

I think this should be nailed to the sides of this forum.

jessyjames100:
Who ever included numerical analysis as a course no try. I can remember punching my calculator for three hours non stop. But only got to answer 2 and half questions out of the 5 we are suppose to answer. I could not stop crying after the exam. No be say I no know am but time no day. What an exam

numerical analysis aint a funnny course u cann nnever finish everything

Ahhh Mannan!!!

PCH 302 UNILORIN PHARMACY...i took that course 4 times...

Mine was one Mathematics course like that no be say e no simple o but the man made look difficult....i got 8/35 in d test.....exam came i studied well but as exam reach naso i wennt blank......i rested and start again i did the one i could and others half-way.......i was just praying for D but las las i got C sha......

I have written many exams. But the one I can consider worst is the one I wrote on Tuesday, two days ago (Film Theories and criticism).
Before the exam, I had been writing exams virtually every day, Saturday included. The man gave us one term paper to prepare and submit on the exam day. Despite the fact that I had to read for other exams while preparing the time paper, I still denied myself days of sleep to write the paper. But I couldn't add the conclusion and the References to the prepared paper. So I had it in mind that I would go there and tell him to allow me to submit the paper some minutes after exam.

When i got to the exam Hall, and I explained to the man, he just told me to go out and be writing the references and come in when I'm done with it. I was shocked. if I used 1 hour to gather an collate references how many minutes would remain for me to write the actual exam. But since he insisted, I went out. I later thought of a way out. Why not print it like that and give it to him? After all, I will still give him an electronic copy. By the time I went to business centre and returned, close to 40 had been wasted. I settled for the exam, the first 30 minutes, I was vacant. I knew the questions, knew what to write but how to write it didn't come up. Others were writing and I was watching. It was funny but horrible. Before I could collect my thoughts and get to write, one and a half hours had gone out of 3 hours duration. It was a terrible experience.

hakeem4:
Funniest experience I had was in back in secondary. We were doing biology examination. You all know this experience when you’re in the exam hall you forget how to spell basic things maybe due to pressure or something.

That was how I asked one of my friend sitting right beside me to spell mitochondrial for me, the next thing he replied hakeem4 this one wey you know sabi spell mitochondrial like this you sure say you go pass this exam? after that statement, my friend spelt that same mitochondrial for me.

Not more than 2 minutes later he asked me to spell the same thing he just spelt for me.

It’ was actually funny after all the insult

OAU?

zedegit:


You wounjure am?

u no want make i graduate.

So am a kinda guy that read halfway and believe I Know it all...even movies, when am watching, i can easily tell how the movie will end ...so i underrated this course in school. I thought I could read and pass it easily. Then the exam came. Hmm..6 questions answer 5...my brothers and sisters. I can only answer one question... all the questions were technical questions...the lecturer designed my carryover

DEEBOZZ:
Mine was during PUTME exam at Uniport . The system I used went off and I scored only 4 over 100%.

almost same thing also happened to me. Uniport sef take style nonsense o

Ha...

First it during WAEC.. We were to write chemistry that day.. Because my sister always gives money for Expo.. I never boaderd reading..

The day for the exam reach.. I dress up.. Sister was dressing for work.. I told her..

I Don dey go exam o.. Money for Expo nko?


Sister say she no get..


Motu mogbe modaran..
In my mind... I said I Don die..
Omo na road I begin do cramming dey go school o..

I reach the exam hall..

Everybody pay for Expo...only me no pay..

Na so the invigilator carry me go sit opposite the who student.. I just dey watch them copy with reckless abandon..

I no know waiting I go do..
I wrote anything, other students were just looking me like I am a mumu..


Result come out now.. I got D....omo.. I almost die..

Had to rewrite two years letter and got B


Too many issues during tetiary institution exams..

But the funniest one of them is me and my guys going to write exam that we don't know the paper we are having.. We reach class, ask..

Abeg waiting we get today..

Shebi na MEC 415 we get today..?

OK now, I go sit-down for your back..


We use formation setting graduate..

Japhet04:
hope you passed the bar exam?

I did...

GloryGloryRufus:
I studied Elect Elect, I know very well the lecturer will ask us to draw a complex circuit diagram, I snapped the particular one that was giving me issues to comprehend, as soon as I opened question paper, behold it was the stubborn one, I wanted to quickly open my phone to check the difficult part as the man was still busy sharing papers to others, whether he is a devil or he uses juju, I do not know, I can only remember he was suddenly standing beside me and seized my phone and exam booklet, that was the end of that exam. Nothing was written on my booklet that can even get me an F in the course. But I still got C in the course, do not ask me how. Just guess the university.

na Uni****

Waec.

Got to the exam hall and tracked the guy we planned to dub.

Nigga started styling badly.


I just wrote my name and submitted the blank sheet of paper. I told him guy na Yoruba language subject you take dey show yourself. �. We when don already pass gce that time.

Headed to raiders to cool off. Men those were the days.
Got an F abi absent I can't remember again sef.

EkiranAlexmedia:


My worst experience was that I was stung by alot of bees when I went to deficate in the bush before going 4 exam.
I could not remember half of what I have read after the incidence.The pain and shock of d unexpected event was too much for me to bear.

Thank God,I am now a graduate working somewhere.

Las las, village people still failed

During my WAEC, i mischecked timetable and thought i wasn't having paper the next day.... Omo na so i sleep falala, play and eat. E reach afternoon, i decided to check the timetable for my next paper, na so i see say i get Physics(theory)that particular day..damn i fell into darkness at that particular time.
I just goan do ablution, carry my praying mat and tesbiu.... I did combination of any prayer i knew, i put water for bowl, write my name, exam number and centre number for paper put am inside the water.... I prayed and prayed and later drank the water.
I went to school the next day, boom my principal already fixed someone to write the exam for me... I was like Alhamdulilah... I sha give the man 1k.. Result came out, i had B... Is God not wonderful.
The prayer part still gat me laughing till date.


ND 1 second semester..... Calculus
the man only taught us small differentiation and limitation... Gave us AOC there..
Exam came, we dey see stationary and one kain nonsense wey i no remember. To make the matter worse, we were two on a seat... All those long bench.
Damn e sure me say 99% of us go fail that course... Still waiting for result, now in ND2

jessyjames100:
Who ever included numerical analysis as a course no try. I can remember punching my calculator for three hours non stop. But only got to answer 2 and half questions out of the 5 we are suppose to answer. I could not stop crying after the exam. No be say I no know am but time no day. What an exam

Time no dey dey for this course.

You see that Runge-Kutta 4th order, no be wetin person suppose dey attempt for hall of time no dey. Followed by Lagrange amplification and collecting like terms.

Remembered Picard's
Euler modification method too follow.
It's well sha. Thank God

kennyjam:



Time no dey dey for this course.

You see that Runge-Kutta 4th order, no be wetin person suppose dey attempt for hall of time no dey. Followed by Lagrange amplification and collecting like terms.

Remembered Picard's
Euler modification method too follow.
It's well sha. Thank God

With all the sweet names sounding like fashion collection. Thank God that was years back

I prepared well for this course in my second year because of the news I heard that people fail it alot. MCB 208
A day to the exam , I'm not really a fan o but I went for night class cos' of peer pressure. I literally read throughout that night . The exam was CBT and was scheduled to start by 8am.
I stayed off-campus, I left the school by 6pm to freshen up and change clothes. A quarter after seven after getting prepared, I decided to get a 5mins rest on my bed.
BIG MISTAKE! I woke up 11pm! .
My eyes clear I missed the exam

Uniique:

Schools do. As long as it's a departmental course in your final year and you don't have any outstanding carry over courses.

Which schools?