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I don't have much to say...but whatever you are doing in this life, don't ever make a turkey chase you. Those guys are Vikings.

This is my story today. Those guys will never stop.


Please share your experiences.

cc: Fynestboi, lalasticlala, Dominique, seun

Bad experience.

Those little bástard are evil.

Yes now

Especially when I wore a certain shoe

No, but I ve bn chased by tolotolo

Lwkmd

cant forget my pals turkey that chased my spirit out of my body! Like play like play o! Omg when they eventualy grild it i chewd it bones like it was my last super!

god wil punish that turkey and the seller jux alow me fal my hand

ahnie:
No, but I ve bn chased by tolotolo

Hanty, which one is tolotolo again? Ain't it the same turkey

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Animals at their best...........

That animal is a cultist bro … left me with bruise

illicit:
Yes now

Especially when I wore a certain shoe

Yeah, sb said a particular colour gets them angry...true?

ahnie:
No, but I ve bn chased by tolotolo

Ok o.

Tell how it happened.

Candidlady:
Lwkmd

cant forget my pals turkey that chased my spirit out of my body! Like play like play o! Omg when they eventualy grild it i chewd it bones like it was my last super!

god wil punish that turkey and the seller jux alow me fal my hand

Lol.

chatinent:
Yeah, sb said a particular colour gets them angry...true?

Hmmm I think so because other days I passed their house and they don't mind but anytime I wore that shoe, I can't remember which colour now, they chase me

illicit:
Hmmm I think so because other days I passed their house and they don't mind but anytime I wore that shoe, I can't remember which colour now, they chase me

Mehn

The pompous bird called Turkey�..
I visited my Grandparents last year... Unknown to me , they had this mighty Tom turkey along with his Brooding Hen Turkey ... Immediately I opened the gate , This bird of the underworld came launching at me��... Thanks to my Aunt, who took it to the cage and locked it up... I was surprised and wowed at the Audacity of this creature... Well, Nevertheless, I freshened up and went out to meet this bird of Audacity... I flung open the cage and waited for it to launch at me, which it did... I responded with a graceful kick to the chest... I got hold of the rope on its leg and dragged it to a spot where I got it tied... Then I wiped the living daylight out of it with a stick... I even tapped the head and pulled d red meaty stuff on the head���

chatinent:
I don't have much to say...but whatever you are doing in this life, don't ever make a turkey chase you. Those guys are Vikings.

This is my story today. Those guys will never stop.


Please share your experiences.

cc: Fynestboi, lalasticlala, Dominique, seun

Maxitomxane:
The pompous bird called Turkey�..
I visited my Grandparents last year... Unknown to me , they had this mighty Tom turkey along with his Brooding Hen Turkey ... Immediately I opened the gate , This bird of the underworld came launching at me��... Thanks to my Aunt, who took it to the cage and locked it up... I was surprised and wowed at the Audacity of this creature... Well, Nevertheless, I freshened up and went out to meet this bird of Audacity... I flung open the cage and waited for it to launch at me, which it did... I responded with a graceful kick to the chest... I got hold of the rope on its leg and dragged it to a spot where I got it tied... Then I wiped the living daylight out of it with a stick... I even tapped the head and pulled d red meaty stuff on the head���

I can't stop laughing.

You flogged it? Lol.

Lmso.. N I'm here thinking of rearing turkeys oo

Maxitomxane:
The pompous bird called Turkey�..
I visited my Grandparents last year... Unknown to me , they had this mighty Tom turkey along with his Brooding Hen Turkey ... Immediately I opened the gate , This bird of the underworld came launching at me��... Thanks to my Aunt, who took it to the cage and locked it up... I was surprised and wowed at the Audacity of this creature... Well, Nevertheless, I freshened up and went out to meet this bird of Audacity... I flung open the cage and waited for it to launch at me, which it did... I responded with a graceful kick to the chest... I got hold of the rope on its leg and dragged it to a spot where I got it tied... Then I wiped the living daylight out of it with a stick... I even tapped the head and pulled d red meaty stuff on the head���

Remember this phrase? "We are nothing but pencils in d hands of the creator"

Yes, once. Unfortunately for the turkey, my mongrel was behind me, one bite to the back, was all it's brain needed, it charged the other way

chatinent:
I can't stop laughing.

You flogged it? Lol.

Yh , it became my friend before I left sha

okay

okay

They just charge towards you. When you run, they'll chase. If you don't run, they'll just charge and stop immediately. Moreover I don't know why people fear them. Their beak no too sharp like that.

okay