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Watch A Pastafarian Pastor lead opening Prayer At An U.S Assembly Meeting by Pastafari(op): 7:40am On Oct 21, 2021

Permesan be upon him, ramen. We are the fastest growing religion in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBUOz6aEZA

Re: Watch A Pastafarian Pastor lead opening Prayer At An U.S Assembly Meeting by Pastafari(op): 7:47am On Oct 21, 2021

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only true god, he also tolerated all other recent gods like Allah and Jesus.

We don’t discriminate, we don’t kill for his name, we don’t scam people of their money, we just want you to live your life.

Our hell is not as bad as others, you still got to drink some alcohol and have sex with ladies (though I advice you use condom). Our hell is very difficult to make, I doubt if anyone will ever make it.

Re: Watch A Pastafarian Pastor lead opening Prayer At An U.S Assembly Meeting by LordReed(m): 10:05am On Oct 21, 2021

May the inebriated tolerant overlord baptise us in his holy sauce. Ramen.

Re: Watch A Pastafarian Pastor lead opening Prayer At An U.S Assembly Meeting by peggywebbs(f): 9:37pm On Oct 21, 2021

I'm sorry for misconstruing your intentions all this while. I actually thought you were making a mockery of Christianity. After watching this video, I was forced to look up your flying spaghetti monster religion. I'm still very shook.

My conclusion, you're not a Nigerian at all. I'm still wrapping my head around this..my thoughts though, you should preach this religion to those women in the market, the ones with the wide waist. You're im need of serious spanking... like I'm still in shock.

Pastafari:
Permesan be upon him, ramen. We are the fastest growing religion in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OBUOz6aEZA

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Re: Watch A Pastafarian Pastor lead opening Prayer At An U.S Assembly Meeting by KnownUnknown: 1:44am On Oct 22, 2021*

peggywebbs:
I'm sorry for misconstruing your intentions all this while. I actually thought you were making a mockery of Christianity. After watching this video, I was forced to look up your flying spaghetti monster religion. I'm still very shook.

My conclusion, you're not a Nigerian at all. I'm still wrapping my head around this..my thoughts though, you should preach this religion to those women in the market, the ones with the wide waist. You're im need of serious spanking... like I'm still in shock.

You’re late to the game. They have had at least one ecumenical council, two schisms, and three reformations. The plan of redemption includes the acceptance of His noodle prophets including Prophet Indomie who was sent to Nigerians back in the 80s and 90s.
He was born of a girl that had sex just once prior to the miraculous roll in the hay (so not quite a virgin) during the SAP period of Babangida.

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