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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Aforxzy(f): 3:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
Funny piece.
How about the ones that cannot read and write. They will be like "aunty help me I wan collect money"

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by BluntTheApostle(m): 3:06pm On Nov 05, 2021
TeamLeader:
End of discussion. Happy weekend

grin cheesy
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ola17: 3:10pm On Nov 05, 2021
Kobicove:
For me the most annoying are the ones who come to the bank without a pen?

Why the hell would a person go to the bank without a fvcking pen? angry

You will not understand.

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Koko0: 3:18pm On Nov 05, 2021
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Haha haha haha haha!
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by bergs2: 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2021
adecz:




❌What can you say about this one
in a bank in northern Nigeria❓ ☹️☹️☹️

You can clearly see the mallam by the side calling Hishba police.

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Nobody: 3:20pm On Nov 05, 2021
YourFavorite21:
Me and one man nearly exchange blow, inside Fidelity bank on Wednesday, after standing in the queue for over 2 hours, finally it was my turn to withdraw, Werey came and told me to wait that he wants to withdraw first, say na my senior him be, with a commanding tone o, no single atom of politeness, omo I no gree, I pushed him back, and the guy standing behind me did the same too, and he learnt his lesson cheesy grin no be say the fool Don old o, he should be around 45.

Some people dey use old age as chieftaincy title, as I dey na headbutt he fit collect.

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by AreaFada2: 3:24pm On Nov 05, 2021
LOL
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Elsueno: 3:28pm On Nov 05, 2021
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grin grin...it's this one for me

Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by YourFavorite21(m): 3:29pm On Nov 05, 2021
Icumsa45:


Some people dey use old age as chieftaincy title, as I dey na headbutt he fit collect.
grin grin I'm telling you bro, we finished him, he had to join the queue from the last
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Haakeem(m): 3:32pm On Nov 05, 2021
Op its well with yhu,u made my da....sha i got all the memes in my phone nw.
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by femi4: 3:34pm On Nov 05, 2021
Aforxzy:
Funny piece.
How about the ones that cannot read and write. They wil like "aunty help me i wan collect money"
That one better, at least they asked for assistance. There are some that will be busy with the machine doing nothing and forming busy instead of asking for help

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by porthouse7(f): 3:52pm On Nov 05, 2021
TeamLeader:
grin

Happy weekend
all relatable... I just dey smile despite say 1 werey boy just vex me

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Walkee: 4:09pm On Nov 05, 2021
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you won't even kobo if you are from my place. If them like make their papa be chief justice
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by cutieBR(f): 4:10pm On Nov 05, 2021
Guilty of this grin grin
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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by GoodnewsAdeleye: 4:10pm On Nov 05, 2021
It's been a funny trends, at least we can smile away the bad situations of this country. You all are doing well

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by orikoku: 4:13pm On Nov 05, 2021
Hilarious
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by bluefilm: 4:14pm On Nov 05, 2021
int0x80:
This is fuccking funny grin grin grin grin

I dey tell you.

So fuckîng funny.
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Hallabee1(m): 4:15pm On Nov 05, 2021
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Aje...



hmmmmm....i no won talk ooo
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Mjess(f): 4:23pm On Nov 05, 2021
Lol...

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by lizy8448: 4:33pm On Nov 05, 2021
grin

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Adeolaeniola(m): 4:38pm On Nov 05, 2021
grin grin
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by EmmaLege: 4:39pm On Nov 05, 2021
Omo who dem give money make him supply popcorn Time don dey go and movie go soon finish grin
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by lizy8448: 4:41pm On Nov 05, 2021
grin grin angry

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by BlackfireX: 4:48pm On Nov 05, 2021
@op and you that commented...


The post is not funny, very dry, annoying, degrades intelligence , I mean it is a total hogwash




Ban this post
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Ccss: 4:50pm On Nov 05, 2021
Preys
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Geeman2006: 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2021
TeamLeader:
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Happy weekend

Hahaha. Funny thread. I'm guilty of this. Always counting to confirm. I no want stories. grin

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 4:58pm On Nov 05, 2021
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Thanks cheesy Nairaland has been a bit boring these days.
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by lazkizz(m): 5:02pm On Nov 05, 2021
Wahala

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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Xilsbridalhouse(f): 5:03pm On Nov 05, 2021
Fapemz:
Uncle good morning, we never see your post on WhatsApp today. Hope you are OK sir.

Me: Hmm... Aburo, na serious matter oo. It was serious last night at my neighbour's residence .

Around 8 p.m., he saw a snake in the living room, so he called everyone to come and help kill the snake. You know how African solidarity works. We each arrived with a big stick in hand, a total of 7 fellows. Once in the living room, we saw the big snake looking at us, we closed the doors and surrounded it.

We said to the snake: "your own don finish". It curled up. As everyone advanced towards it for the kill, Boooom!!! NEPA STRUCK! ...

Pandamonium! It was "save yourself if you can" in the living room. We no longer knew where the snake was and where the exits were. When someone touches you a little, you hit with the stick, thinking it was the snake. Screams, injuries, pains, followed ... I got out of there miraculously but with a broken arm, two broken teeth, torn t-shirt and a swollen head.

I believe this snake works with "NEPA."

NEPA DON KILL US OOO!
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Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Chidexsco8448(m): 5:13pm On Nov 05, 2021
Nice one OP cheesy

U try jare...
Re: Different Nigerians You'll Meet In The Bank. by Munzy14(m): 5:21pm On Nov 05, 2021
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Ghost standers.. grin grin grin

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