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Messi Is God by Nobody: 11:47pm On Nov 15, 2021
Give praises unto Messi


100000000 goals

20000 assists

1 billion successful dribbles

1 million successful tackles

No penalty goals

No chance to score missed

No yellow card

Never offended anyone since he was born


A saint that does more charity than Bill Gates


No help from anyone since he was born


Does everything himself


A perfect entity

paulolee, unbitchable and XYZ



Let's dedicate our lives to the Almighty God...... Lionel Messi.....



Except you deserve to be consumed by wolves and bull dogs,

Like and Share to the glory of the Almighty God ..... Messi



Kingcalls,Starzo,Beverlyjean,etc
Re: Messi Is God by Starzo: 11:53pm On Nov 15, 2021
HellVictorinho3:
Give praises unto Messi

100000000 goals
20000 assists
1 billion successful dribbles
1 million successful tackles
No penalty goals
No chance to score missed
No yellow card
Never offended anyone since he was born

A saint that does more charity than Bill Gates

No help from anyone since he was born

Does everything himself

A perfect entity
paulolee, unbitchable and XYZ


Let's dedicate our lives to the Almighty God...... Lionel Messi.....


Except you deserve to be consumed by wolves and bull dogs,
Like and Share to the glory of the Almighty God ..... Messi


Kingcalls,Starzo,Beverlyjean,etc
we thank God
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 11:54pm On Nov 15, 2021
Starzo:
we thank God
We thank Messi the Almighty God
Re: Messi Is God by yuping(m): 12:19am On Nov 16, 2021
I'm a Messing Fanatic also but this one you do so, I hope all is well?
Re: Messi Is God by Bigredmachine: 12:51am On Nov 16, 2021
Mikel obi is better than Messi... Argue with Lai Mohammed
Re: Messi Is God by HillaryNelo(m): 7:25am On Nov 16, 2021
yuping:
I'm a Messing Fanatic also but this one you do so, I hope all is well?
E wan bribe us with praise make we no yab cboy a.k.a pendu 4 ending up in playoffs
Re: Messi Is God by lascos912(m): 7:55am On Nov 16, 2021
ronaldo fan
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 6:35am On Nov 17, 2021
HillaryNelo:
E wan bribe us with praise make we no yab cboy a.k.a pendu 4 ending up in playoffs
Bribe youhuh??



Is the praise meant for youhuh??
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 6:35am On Nov 17, 2021
lascos912:
ronaldo fan
Messi fan
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 6:35am On Nov 17, 2021
Bigredmachine:
Mikel obi is better than Messi... Argue with Lai Mohammed
Boring
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 6:36am On Nov 17, 2021
yuping:
I'm a Messing Fanatic also but this one you do so, I hope all is well?
It's the same way you praise Messi


Don't be a hypocrite
Re: Messi Is God by blueAgent(m): 6:52pm On Dec 01, 2021
HellVictorinho3:
Give praises unto Messi


100000000 goals

20000 assists

1 billion successful dribbles

1 million successful tackles

No penalty goals

No chance to score missed

No yellow card

Never offended anyone since he was born


A saint that does more charity than Bill Gates


No help from anyone since he was born


Does everything himself


A perfect entity

paulolee, unbitchable and XYZ



Let's dedicate our lives to the Almighty God...... Lionel Messi.....



Except you deserve to be consumed by wolves and bull dogs,

Like and Share to the glory of the Almighty God ..... Messi



Kingcalls,Starzo,Beverlyjean,etc
Dumb post, how do you equate a mere mortal messi to an immortal sovereign God?

Mind you am a Messi supporter.

Your heading is gross.
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 12:18am On Dec 02, 2021
blueAgent:
Dumb post, how do you equate a mere mortal messi to an immortal sovereign God?

Mind you am a Messi supporter.

Your heading is gross.
Sewage of the year....

Messi is not a mere mortal.........
Re: Messi Is God by blueAgent(m): 6:54am On Dec 02, 2021
HellVictorinho3:
Sewage of the year....

Messi is not a mere mortal.........
It's obvious you are not mentally sound.
Re: Messi Is God by Nobody: 10:44am On Dec 02, 2021
blueAgent:
It's obvious you are not mentally sound.
To you,nah..



Who cares,nah?
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