What is the definition of a slay queen?

A slay is apparently a young and naive girl who does not date a broke man. They spend hours on social media platforms like Snapchat, Instagram, Twitter and Facebook showing off things they don’t even own. Another definition says a young gold digger who is active on social media and pretends to afford a lavish partying lifestyle.

Slay queens are found all over the world with fake lives. Slay queens are not only the singles, unmarried singles with children are baby mamas so also separated and divorced ones. Some married women walk out of their marriages to live an independent life to become slay queens to catch cruises. We have these categories of female Nigerians joining this latest fad; they are increasing in numbers.

More vulnerable young ladies and/or feminists that desire independence want to become slay queens. In Nigeria, there are many creative ways to join the league of slay queens and the quickest way is through the entertainment industry. Through music, film and reality shows, Nigeria has experienced a boost in the number of young ladies to become slay queens

Let us check some of our top slaying queens that have emerged in recent times through the entertainment industry

1. Go to BBNaija reality show.

BBNaija is one of the longest running reality shows in Nigeria. It debuted in 2016 with season 1. It experienced a hiatus for a while before it was relaunched in 2017 and since then it has been sustained and reinvigorated. It is a reality programme meant to showcase talents but it has produced many slay queens that lack talents. If you want to be a slay queen, just be lucky to be chosen as a finalist and you are good to go. Don’t display any known talents. Be toxic and be uncultured (Tacha), or just attach yourself to a spoilt rich brat, do blow j*bs and have s*x (Erica) or expose your “puna” and flabby br**st, kiss almost all the male housemates and behave like a slut (Angel).

Once the slay queen graduates from the incubating house, she will have the golden opportunity to meet, have interviews or combo with all the big names in the entertainment industry like Dele Momodu, Obi Cubana, and Davido. Even if she does not have any notable endorsement, get yourself a top of the range mobile phone like iPhones, display your enhanced plastic breasts, bum and hips on social media. Garner more followers and among the lots, rich patrons will come knocking, soon you will have a nice crib in Lekki. Just follow the footsteps of Mercy, the season 4 winner and you are coasting home to overnight success.

2. Go and do cosmetic surgeries

Can you afford cosmetic surgeries? If you can then you can easily become a slay queen. This step may be relatively expensive but if you can afford it, why not? Be ready to go under the knife and attach silicone to your bum, breast and butt surgeries to have fake yansh (Mercy, Nengi both of BBNaija fame). Or you may go to the extreme like (Bobrisky), completely change your gender and complexion from dark skinned to Oyinbo pepper overnight. To move to the next level, butt enlargement and breast liposuction won’t be difficult any longer in Dubai or Turkey.

Once you are done, flaunt your new look on social media and you are coasting to success. Before you say Jack Robinson, you have millions of followers on your page and you can start claiming to have a house in Lekki even if it is rented (Tacha) or you take pictures with someone else’s house like relationship expert (Blessing Okoro).

3. Go to Music industry.

Nigeria music industry is one of the most vibrant music industries in the world. Just like any music industry, there are many talented female musicians, hence it becomes more competitive. If you want to climb the ladder of success within a short period of time without paying your dues and learning the ropes, a slay queen will have to sleep with some top music producers to make a big break. And once you are known, you have to keep reinventing yourselves to be able to trend. You may decide to look sexy by wearing revealing clothes and posting half nude pictures on social media. Nigeria’s music diva, Tiwa Savage is Nigeria’s Beyonce that promotes half nudity wearing skimpy, revealing tops and underwear. Her leaked sextape is currently trending in Nigeria, so let us hail one of our top slay queens.

4. Go to Nigeria film industry Nollywood,

Nollywood is Nigeria’s version of the Hollywood, US multibillion-dollar entertainment industry. It is rated the third film industry after Hollywood and Bollywood of India. It has produced top successful actors and actresses that can rub shoulders with the rest of the world.

This multi-billion naira investment has attracted both the good and the bad into the industry. To be a top-rated actress, you have to bleach to be light skinned, sleep with many top directors and producers to get leading roles. Once you break to the top, the new slay queens in town have arrived to flaunt their wares on social media.

The big patrons (money miss road) politicians and jobless politicians like Senator Dino Melaye or “faworaja” (fake men) like Prince Kpokpogri are on the prowl to patronise them. The slay queens are flown to top destinations like Dubai, Turkey, UK. USA with petty cash to do shopping. The lucky one is a popular pretty dark-skinned petite lady alleged to have dated big guns like vice president Atiku Abubakar, if it is true, she has houses in choice areas like Victoria Island in Lagos, Abuja. Or the divorced Mercy Aigbe that is alleged to be the girlfriend of a former governor of Lagos state and she’s living large.

At times in order to outdo themselves, some slay queens fight over patrons. We have not forgotten the rofo rofo fight between Iyabo Ojo and Biodun Okeowo (Omo Butty) over Dino Melaye, Iyabo Ojo also fought Faithia Balogun over a yahoo boyfriend based in Turkey.

4. Slay Babymama

These are single ladies that dated popular celebrities in the entertainment world. They are young but craved for popularity and klieg lights. They are summarily impregnated out of wedlock to top artists like Davido, Wizkid, Tuface Idibia, Lyta, Flavour.

These are some of the popular slay mamas that made waves recently.

Annie Idibia, wife of Tuface caused a stir in the social media when he called out her husband’s slay mama Pero Adeniyi.

Chioma Rowland was having a swell time with Davido before the relationship crashed, she’s not Miss Assurance again but Mama Ifeanyi.

Toke Makinwa a popular On-Air Personality (OAP), a divorcee is living her dreams flaunting her plastic enhanced curves and bleached skin. She was entangled with an oil magnate but the relationship crashed in controversial circumstances.

Tonto Dikeh a controversial single mother and a slay mama that is currently making waves with estranged boyfriend, Prince Kpokpogri

Many Nigerians are depressed and repressed with the debilitating political and economic situations of Nigeria, they have found an elixir and comic relief with gossip and scandalous revelations from slay queens and baby mamas. They are entertained from the rumour and gossip mills provided by soft sell magazines, bloggers and gossip journalists. In a bid not to lose out of this rumour mill, top Nigerian newspapers have created lifestyle, gossip and gist sections and recruited more hands.

It is a win win for all; slay queens and mamas are gaining more followers and making more money, followers are entertained, social media platform owners are smiling to banks while bloggers are excitedly waiting for the next scandal to break. The rat race continues and everybody is cashing out in this perverse and licentious lifestyle

But in the final analysis, there is a Yoruba adage that says ” Were dun wo sugbon ko se bi lomo”. It means everybody loves to see the spectacle of a mad person but no one prays to have one as a child.
Let the madness continue

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The thread is so meaningless.

You won't see any of these money miss road politicians awarding or even gifting the best graduating student from any university. We just like chasing shadows in this country and that's why we are where we are today. Most of them don't have anything to show for just to flaunt their fake bodies,make noise upandan that ends it. One was saying she get paid for attending any party invitation and I ask as who naa, waitress abi gatewoman. Vain glory and unnecessary bragging.

benuejosh:
The thread is so meaningless.

Hmm this is a cautionary tale brother... I won't say more than this sir