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There are many chronic mental cases in Nigeria.

With obahiagbon in the house,there's never a dull moment .I prefer him to some ppl who has not passed any motion in their almost seven or eight yrs in dt house.
I read an interview in punch where his wife said she was at a biz center in abj and people were making jest of him,and all of a sudden she told them she's his wife and they were dazed.lol!

I like him the way he is aldo i must agree he overdoes it at times,but dts who he is,we cant change him

I saw one of his interviews very very recently, so i just "discovered" this delightful individual. See, that first day, i laughed long and hard. I laughed myself to tears over his affinity for speaking in exclamations, over the theatrical nature of his speech in general.

However, i've had time to review his case objectively, and you know what? No, he is not a bumbling idiot. Yes, the man has an advanced case of an overdeveloped vocabulary and a misplaced sense of proper application, but he makes valid points. If you shave away all his big big grammer, he is not just mumbling for the sake of it, unlike many others who may communicate in severe lay man's terms, and yet make absolutely no contribution to anything. Make una pity am, it's not his fault. I think it has just become a natural way for him to express his opinions, and knowing ALL these mighty and very powerful words he knows, he finds it difficult to "un-know" them, because to him, they express his ideas just right.

That being said, the man fails to communicate. He may make points that are evident to him and fellow "gramarians" but for the most part, his audience is lost, and that equals failing epically at "communication",

Nothin' spoil sha, very entertaining character, just take it easy on him, lol

As for the people trying to terrorize Jakumo and Kosovo, take una time o! Jakumo's challenge that had me clapping my hands in glee so? My first time reading anything by him and kai e sweet to read, if you don't understand the (quite concise, btw) reply, then just jejely move on and don't be accusing him of random unconnected things, kabisa!

From the number of posts this man has generated here on Nairaland, you can tell he is very popular. A lot of us actually love nothing more than searching for the next bombastic quote from the man himself.

Welcome Jakumo!!

do you have anything that actually originated from your own brain, or is jakumo's backside the beginning and end of your gay schizophrenic existence.

the guy must be quite tired of your slobbering for sure.

see this market woman looking for a fight.

i know its the hot flashes that is worrying you but go disturb aloy emeka and leave me alone.

bawomolo:
see this[b] market woman[/b] looking for a fight.

i know[b] its the hot flashes that is worrying you[/b] but go disturb aloy emeka and leave me alone.

Oh boy.
Una too get mouth here

It's not just what you say, it's how you say it. Dood always talks like he has hot food in his mouth. He doesn't sound very polished even with them big words. However, he is a great source of amusement.[i][/i]

Hehehehe, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, hehehe,

I love this man. I rushed to this thread when i saw his name on the title. I have a video of his speech on my phone,it's unbelievable!!!
Even if what he says most of the times are irrelevant,at least he talks. I cant remember if Omisore has ever talked in the Senate for close to 8yrs now[i][/i]

Omisore is a professional at taking- out political opponents(Mafioso style) , those species of Hon Obahiagbon's "homo sapiens only remain "obscurant" and don't talk, they just do the job they know best when duty calls, ;

With Grammar Envy infusing, infesting, intoxicating but yet invigorating my entire physiology right down to the cellular, infinitesimal and microscopic levels ad-nausuem, ad-infinitum, I am left with no other practicable recourse than to OPENLY challenge the Grammar Master Himself, Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, to gentleman's duel of linguistic and tautological pyrotechnics, subsequent to which my team of legal luminaries and litigation consultants will strive to conclusively, authoritatively and incontrovertibly establish the locus-standii, modus operandi and nihil carborendum illegitimi that will empower me to rightfully and righteously assume the mantle of Nigertia's Grammar In Chief, a position which naturally supercedes and subsumes all faux-accolades, pseudo-qualifications and quasi-certificates previously showered on the honorable gentleman like so many winter snow flurries in Northern Denmark.

Disgruntled or unpatriotic elements inexplicably tempted to scoff, malign or direct ridicule and approbation at the essential premise of the above paragraph must be advised that while gratuitously verbose diction, prose and oratory have traditionally been regarded as being statistically indicative of innate and often subnconscious predispositions to grandiosity, conceit, bombast, and psychologically manipulative tendencies, that contervailing presupposition is ALSO fundamentally flawed from both statistical and enthnographical standpoints, simply by virtue of the largely argumentative constructs inherent and resultant from the subject matters continual and inexorable metamorphosis away from consideration as an imprecise, ambiguous and esoteric academic subject to be discussed by muttering tweed-clad professors in the dusty alcoves of academia, and towards being evaluated within the rigid constraints and harsh illumination of scientifically exhaustive, meticulously analytical regimes, as specified and delineated in conformance with the rigorously explicative approach currently favored by the scientific community.

Jakumo!!!! you be another Bambulu!

So this is what you were able to take out from his way of speaking? how about Chris Okotie?

Dude, this is not about Rev. Chris Okotie, if you want to start a thread on the Rev Gentleman, do so else where but this is definitely NOT about him. The subject here is Hon Patrick Obahigbon, no long thing!

U guyz should leave my man alone

his big mouth i can see is not soley for speaking!!

[I can envisage a scenario now of him asking his wife for a glass of Hydrogen mixed with two molecules of oxygen, also known as AQUA while he is already joking/dying on his peppered food, while his wife is running around the neigbourhood looking for a proffesor nonesensical grammar to decode for her what her husband is demanding, instead of simply asking for a glass of water)

Water is H2O and not HO2

not enough reasons for making us laugh our guts out

Eziachi:
Does this guy has something like a town hall meetings with members of his contituents at all? If he does, I will presume he bring someone to decode this foolishness to them, because I personally has no idea what the guy is talking about.

I will seriously pay to watch this guy go through a job interview, as that will be quite a viewing. What a clown!!
Only in Nigeria. Someone on this thread has even said that he celebrates the guy. What else is new?

I can envisage a scenario now of him asking his wife for a glass of Hydrogen mixed with two molecules of oxygen, also known as AQUA while he is already choking/dying on his peppered food, while his wife is running around the neigbourhood looking for a proffesor on nonesensical grammar to decode for her what her husband is demanding, instead of him simply asking for a glass of water.

Exactly my man. Is all comedy. Concerts.

Mcnoble:
[I can envisage a scenario now of him asking his wife for a glass of Hydrogen mixed with two molecules of oxygen, also known as AQUA while he is already joking/dying on his peppered food, while his wife is running around the neigbourhood looking for a proffesor nonesensical grammar to decode for her what her husband is demanding, instead of simply asking for a glass of water)

Water is H2O and not HO2

What is this Sir chemistry saying? Where will the correction lead you. You think the person that presented this doesn't know elementary formula for water? Comon!!