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Lagos and street madness...I have seen many many things like

Paying parking fee for parking your car on govt road

Eyo wearing slippers during eyo festival

Egungun rejecting N10, saying "N10 ko lowo mi o"

Molue conductors wearing Brown singlet with unshaved armpit raising their hands above your seat to demand for his money

Lies

For every thing you see, there’s a higher level of depravity that you know not of.

Here in the north, the stories that go on between this our uncles and young girls ehn, mouth no fit talk.

It’s better we just keep wearing hijab to cover our faces and mouths

rt

Tout landing slap on girl for nothing

We were in a bus from mile 2 to Alaba. The driver stopped at Ojo barracks gate to pick passengers not knowing that one soldier was hiding in front . The soldier ordered him to get down from the bus, and to come towards where he was standing.
I don’t know what gave the driver the brain to pretend like he was physically challenged. He immediately started limping on one leg and walking like his legs were kind of crooked.
The soldier looked at him and said “if not because of your condition you for see pepper today, oya go”
He came back to the bus and drove off. All the passengers were laughing and hailing him.

Nothing is weird in lagos. That's why they term lagos " Eko for show"
Nothing wey eyes never seen.

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Here to learn

They sold stone to someone in the name of wrist watch in a pack.

I was in a bus one day and a passenger said he doesn't have change as the conductor insisted, Passenger said " no worry, I go do transfer for you"... I was like comrade

zainabicy:
For every thing you see, there’s a higher level of depravity that you know not of.

Here in the north, the stories that go on between this our uncles and young girls ehn, mouth no fit talk.

It’s better we just keep wearing hijab to cover our faces and mouths

Talk am make we hear oh.

Lol

Hausa okada rider the pass were Yoruba okada rider no fit pass due to police

Eko Ile ogbon

An agbero was defecating at the middle of the Lekki epe express way during early morning rush hour about 5:30 am, which caused serious traffic from Lekki to Chevron until he finished .

jericco1:
Na for Lagos trucks dey plenty pass normal cars!! I don't understand

I think it's got to do with Lagos being the commercial nerve city in Nigeria. You know Lagos is a commercial hub.

It's where everyone is insane. You come with your sanity, you will feel odd.

Agbero meets street fighter.

This was just yesterday...

Agbero had a brief argument with a young man. While people were trying to settle them, Agbero wanted to teach the young man a lesson: He wanted a fight.

He hit the young man but the guy didn't cower. He took the fight to the Agbero.
He began to land telling punches.

The Agbero then went for clinching but in less than 10 seconds the guy has had him head-butted.

Omo come and see how Agbero was bleeding from the mouth while the young man barely had a scratch.

Lagos Agbero....choose your fights carefully...

Funny

Keke driver telling dangote truck drivers to get the heck out of the road. I shock

I saw IaIasticlala defecating on the road at Ojota in broad daylight

ensamy:
An agbero was defecating at the middle of the Lekki epe express way during early morning rush hour about 5:30 am, which caused serious traffic from Lekki to Chevron until he finished .

Middle of Express
No be ment be that

Heading to the club through a lonely dark road in VI we saw a tall woman walking alone on the road she was changing color. Clothes, skin, changing colors. We spend past and went back home. Lagos!

Tiwasavage's inside punya wey sweet like sugar!

cmecproblem:
Heading to the club through a lonely dark road in VI we saw a tall woman walking alone on the road she was changing color. Clothes, skin, changing colors. We spend past and went back home. Lagos!

was it the vodka talking

Lagos

Lilsameey:
One December like that, was passing one area, then I saw they arranged a show for carnival, mehn, a man fucking a masked girl on a mattress by the road side and crowd were all over them ranging from little kids to adults. Mehn, I went cold. And nah serious nacking, the guy and the babe wey taking break Sha to drink some stuffs and smoking.

For this Lagos?
Area

Okunga:
As seen yesterday @ Ajah

A common phenomenon up north.

Hayee:
You mean live porn

That must be akala street in mushin lagos

zainabicy:
For every thing you see, there’s a higher level of depravity that you know not of.

Here in the north, the stories that go on between this our uncles and young girls ehn, mouth no fit talk.

It’s better we just keep wearing hijab to cover our faces and mouths

Such an honest remarks.

Lagos sweet die, it's a City of comedy