What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? - Travel (3)

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Stevyne: 9:23am On Dec 07, 2021

LagbajaTheBEREAN:
A common phenomenon up north.

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by cayorday89(m): 9:26am On Dec 07, 2021

maestroferddi:
Agbero meets street fighter.

This was just yesterday...

Agbero had a brief argument with a young man. While people were trying to settle them, Agbero wanted to teach the young man a lesson: He wanted a fight.

He hit the young man but the guy didn't cower. He took the fight to the Agbero.
He began to land telling punches.

The Agbero then for clinching but in less than 10 seconds the guy has had him head-butted.

Omo come and see how Agbero was bleeding from the mouth while the young man bare had a scratch.

Lagos Agbero....choose your fights carefully...

LOL, this reminded me of last year, a bikeman carried two guys as passengers, more like area boys and he wanted to buy fuel #100, Joshua my attendant asked if the bike man has change, but along the line there was misunderstanding between the bikeman and the attendant, so he sold the fuel of #300 thinking the bikeman asked him to sell so he will balance him #200, argument ensued and one of the passengers took it personal as area boy wey him be, whereas Joshua na educated area boy and son of a Navy father and mother who only came to sell fuel due to Corona and school closure, the guy was trying to punch him but he avoided it until one landed on him weakly from the passenger only for Joshua to immediately land him a heavy punch on his eye and it bled immediately he no still wan humble, shame made him start fighting his friend and the bike man because they held him to prevent brutal beating from Joshua as he was not moved a bit.

Every morning I always beg Joshua then to please calm down for customers today oo, for the 3 months he worked he fought close to 10 times and I am not exaggerating. A time I was not around and when I came back I was told he fought someone and his reply to me when I asked him what happened again was, "Super, it because you begged me not to fight this morning that's why I did not do much damage" and me I was like you did not do much damage and you bathed Omo Onile with fuel.

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Mrsoft3(m): 9:33am On Dec 07, 2021*

starlingbawa:
I think it's got to do with Lagos being the commercial nerve city in Nigeria. You know Lagos is a commercial hub.

That's not correct now, Kano ibadan, ogun portharcourt has that crown now

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by DavidEsq(m): 9:35am On Dec 07, 2021

Okunga:
As seen yesterday @ Ajah

Wetin be dis grin

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by membranus: 10:00am On Dec 07, 2021

00tip:
I saw IaIasticlala defecating on the road at Ojota in broad daylight

Have you received your ban yet from lalasticlala for typing this?

I am curious.

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by ddooskie(m): 10:06am On Dec 07, 2021

As seen yesterday

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by 00tip: 10:16am On Dec 07, 2021

membranus:
Have you received your ban yet from lalasticlala for typing this?

I am curious.

Not yet sir, I await the Ban

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Artsbeat(m): 10:20am On Dec 07, 2021

Smoking � weeds uncontrollable

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by TruthUntold: 10:49am On Dec 07, 2021

shigishege:
No mater what the craziness is in Lagos, Lagos can never be compared to any state in Nigeria. Lagos is the father of every other state in this naija. Some oyibo for overseas don't even know anywhere in Nigeria pass Lagos !!

how you take pass exams for school, is this the answer to the question asked? Hmm? SMH

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Praxis758: 11:15am On Dec 07, 2021*

shigishege:
No mater what the craziness is in Lagos, Lagos can never be compared to any state in Nigeria. Lagos is the father of every other state in this naija. Some oyibo for overseas don't even know anywhere in Nigeria pass Lagos !!

Kai Kai, u no talk trut. Lagos no reach our half the good life we north fifu dey enjoy.

U no fit confare Lagos to Kano or Kaduna life. Our Kaduna and Kano life sweet and big pass your overrated Lagos

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Epeegee(m): 11:17am On Dec 07, 2021

Praxis758:
Kai Kai, u no talk try. Lagos no reach our half the good life we north fifu dey enjoy.

U no fit confare Lagos to Kano or Kaduna life. Our Kaduna and Kano life sweet and big pass your overrated Lagos

Including southern kaduna abi

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by dalass(f): 11:19am On Dec 07, 2021

Stopfapping:
Garden egg inside egg roll

Almost the same... Garden egg roll! grin

Some people are murrafukkers asswear grin

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by membranus: 11:38am On Dec 07, 2021

00tip:
Not yet sir, I await the Ban

Good luck Bro.

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Praxis758: 11:38am On Dec 07, 2021

Epeegee:
Including southern kaduna abi

Shege!!

I dey talk sweet life, dis aboki dey talk southern Kaduna.

Ask any body wey live for Kaduna and Kano. Life sweet 4 dose two cities. Dramatic life in Lagos na overated.

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by RIDOO: 11:42am On Dec 07, 2021

I never liked Lagos cos l'm not the rugged type.Years back l went on vacation to Lag n was going to make my hair in Badagry ..along the way...Naso l saw l see one driver fighting with a police man naked.l mean no clothes on him in the middle on the road resisting arrest.My mouth was wide open n l know dt day that Lagos madness pass all places.

Also, during my stay that yr we went to the Kuramo beach in the night n I saw a man lying on a woman beside the beach moving up n down as in doing it life beside the beach.Naso l Waka fast leave that place.

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Epeegee(m): 11:43am On Dec 07, 2021

Praxis758:
Shege!!

I dey talk sweet life, dis aboki dey talk southern Kaduna.

Ask any body wey live for Kaduna and Kano. Life sweet 4 dose two cities. Dramatic life in Lagos na overated.

Southern kaduna nah another state bah

You are a talented mad man

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Praxis758: 11:51am On Dec 07, 2021

Epeegee:
Southern kaduna nah another state bah

You are a talented mad man

Kai!!!

I dey talk Kaduna metropolis, u dey yan suburb.

No body fit confare sweet life wey dey north to any part of Nijeria

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by labisibrass(m): 11:51am On Dec 07, 2021

Epeegee:
Southern kaduna nah another state bah

You are a talented mad man

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by bahdpersona(m): 12:11pm On Dec 07, 2021

femi4:
Lagos and street madness...I have seen many many things like

Paying parking fee for parking your car on govt road

Eyo wearing slippers during eyo festival

Egungun rejecting N10, saying "N10 ko lowo mi o"

Molue conductors wearing Brown singlet with unshaved armpit raising their hands above your seat to demand for his money

I can relate to the last one pretty well cuz I do experience it each time I sit at the door side of the bus

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Enibanks(f): 12:46pm On Dec 07, 2021

Kriely:
That POS on top of Okada is the wildest lie I’ve ever heard bout Lagos. Haba!!!

na ur lie? u self talk ur own make all of us laff na

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Bambam321(m): 12:47pm On Dec 07, 2021

Eko oni baje o

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Lilsameey: 1:13pm On Dec 07, 2021

Hayee:
You mean live porn

I swear,...it was in the night tho.

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Lilsameey: 1:14pm On Dec 07, 2021

Stevyne:
For this Lagos?
Area

..Ajegunle,..e don teh Sha and nah night e happen.

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by eagleonearth(m): 1:21pm On Dec 07, 2021

sonnie10:
We were in a bus from mile 2 to Alaba. The driver stopped at Ojo barracks gate to pick passengers not knowing that one soldier was hiding in front . The soldier ordered him to get down from the bus and come towards were he was standing.
I don’t know what gave the driver the brain to pretend like he was physically challenged. He immediately started limping on one leg and walking like his legs were kind of crooked.
The soldier looked at him and said “if not because of your condition you for see pepper today, oya go”
He came to the bus and drove off. All the passengers were laughing and hailing him.

eko for show!! Eko akete grin

Na so i dey inside keke one afternoon around iyana ejigbo see where one man dey shit inside gutter facing everybody, he no send at all. Maybe he was high on drugs

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by 1F30M4(f): 1:46pm On Dec 07, 2021

sonnie10:
We were in a bus from mile 2 to Alaba. The driver stopped at Ojo barracks gate to pick passengers not knowing that one soldier was hiding in front . The soldier ordered him to get down from the bus and come towards were he was standing.
I don’t know what gave the driver the brain to pretend like he was physically challenged. He immediately started limping on one leg and walking like his legs were kind of crooked.
The soldier looked at him and said “if not because of your condition you for see pepper today, oya go”
He came to the bus and drove off. All the passengers were laughing and hailing him.

This one off me grin

Kaiiiiiii

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by piagetskinner(m): 2:09pm On Dec 07, 2021

A danfo driver using a 4 liter keg as his petrol tank.

This nigger literally connected a pipe to the gallon leading to the carburetor.

And this gallon, filled with fuel was just behind me.

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Eastcoastboy(m): 2:45pm On Dec 07, 2021

Omini247:
delivery guy say i must collect package with right hand

It's the audacity! cheesy

You self why you disrespect am?

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by oluwazoba25: 2:57pm On Dec 07, 2021

shigishege:
No mater what the craziness is in Lagos, Lagos can never be compared to any state in Nigeria. Lagos is the father of every other state in this naija. Some oyibo for overseas don't even know anywhere in Nigeria pass Lagos !!

and if dem chek am well now you are from inside inside igbogila in oyo state, go your vilage fore ones orga"

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Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by iamme1234(m): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2021

Ebubechuwku:
The wildest thing I have ever seen for lagos is paying 350k per year rent for a pit toilet house.... who does that... when I will feel like a king with 350k for ibadan...

Go back to ibadan

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by iamme1234(m): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2021

Ebubechuwku:
The wildest thing I have ever seen for lagos is paying 350k per year rent for a pit toilet house.... who does that... when I will feel like a king with 350k for ibadan...

Go back to your ibadan

Re: What's The Wildest Thing Your Eyes Have Ever Seen In Lagos? by Zammy123(m): 4:10pm On Dec 07, 2021

Ebubechuwku:
The wildest thing I have ever seen for lagos is paying 350k per year rent for a pit toilet house.... who does that... when I will feel like a king with 350k for ibadan...

Feel like a king? How?
When was the last time u rented an apartment in ibadan?

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