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Nollywood is home....... On Netflix.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmvtXqqVrY&pp=CkcIERAIQhdsS1cxWWJmaUUteTVtTEFQcVlXWmlBY4oDJyADKAIwBjgIShMIt_yprt_d9AIV7BwGAB2pQgZxUgQIBTABaAFwFQ%3D%3D

Mkenya2019:
The answer is simple. Your produce very little maize. Your animal feed industry has to import tonnes of maize. End of STORY.

Cascade through your FAKE COOKED AGRI sector and it's obvious it's OVER COOKED.

You're claiming to have better agricluture than Brazil - that is 10 times your land size, and has very serious trophical farming industries. CRAZY NUTS.

I always laugh when foreigners interact with southern Nigerians online for sometime and think they know all about Nigeria. Lol who said maize is not a staple food in Nigeria ??
What do u think they eat up north as their fufu??



Tuwo masara

IGpro1:
lol, now I see where you get those Naija pidgin lines like 'oga' from.


Let me recommend, @shaggi @sabinus (Mr funny) @femi Babs (aka zualakata).

Enjoy bro.

hahaha ..ths one ..they are ok but their pidgin is fast or deep for me

samorobo:
It’s called honest curiosity. You are just being insecure cos you know deep down you don’t measure up and you don’t want to be exposed in the open like a closeted ga.y

broda sammy stop hallucinating...bythe way what does expose actually mean in your culture..coz have see folks here talk of exposing others an stuff.. am like wt freak ..are we in grade 2 now..what are we exposing..

kikuyu1:
Dude, 2 yrs ago on ToT we extensively broke down your agri sector! The write-up was so rigorous it COULD be used in a good school. I STILL rmbr there were excellent jokes on that thread!
Eg, you Genuises screeched of rice self sufficiency. I checked and noticed neighbouring Benin was consuming a whooping 160kg of rice per capita! Meaning, EVERY waking hour would be spent preparing, consuming and digesting mountains of rice. HAHAHA!? Its STILL funny AFTER all this time, lying MOFOS!
We even checked tractors per 1000 but don't take my word for it. See for YOURSELF and while you're at it see who sent scientists to deal with your tomato blight.

nonsense. Kaduna state agricultural sector alone, is higher than kenya agricultural sector. Keep making noise while we keep leading.

theenchanter:
Nollywood is home....... On Netflix.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmvtXqqVrY&pp=CkcIERAIQhdsS1cxWWJmaUUteTVtTEFQcVlXWmlBY4oDJyADKAIwBjgIShMIt_yprt_d9AIV7BwGAB2pQgZxUgQIBTABaAFwFQ%3D%3D

Lol I was going to post this some day back.
That’s where I even got my screenshots from.

Yup town vs kisumu town.

UYO wins hands down

Kisumu city..better ,beautiful than a certain waffa Capital City..

Yes it Kisumu...

Jamestown123:
nonsense. Kaduna state agricultural sector alone, is higher than kenya agricultural sector. Keep making noise while we keep leading.

Little nigga,come with stats like a grown up! That's how adults debate: don't come and declare,"Dangote/everyone/PMB/ says." Waffas,we've repeatedly seen simply aren't to be trusted.

Mkenya2019:
Why does Nigeria import Maize. You dont even eat Maize like we do. Let even assume Maize was your staple...you ate it daily like Kenya..for 4 times our population...you'd be satisfied with 20 million metric tonnes.

You see COOKING STATS require some brains.

Now you claim to produce 33 million metric tonnes...and still you import maybe 5 metric tonnes

What are you doing with all that Maize

Non Waffas lurking, you CONSTANTLY need to EXPLAIN the obvious to these guys.
And they still DON'T get it!

IronGalaxy:
You really really think I am stupid? Isn't so? ok I think so

Yeah, I think so too.

kikuyu1:
Little nigga,come with stats like a grown up! That's how adults debate: don't come and declare,"Dangote/everyone/PMB/ says." Waffas,we've repeatedly seen simply aren't to be trusted.

Oh…the irony

But we’ve been coming with stats all day.

It’s your fellow deluded Kenya that makes unsubstantiated claim and fail to back it up with any source.

Mkenya2019:
Why does Nigeria import Maize. You dont even eat Maize like we do. Let even assume Maize was your staple...you ate it daily like Kenya..for 4 times our population...you'd be satisfied with 20 million metric tonnes.

You see COOKING STATS require some brains.

Now you claim to produce 33 million metric tonnes...and still you import maybe 5 metric tonnes

What are you doing with all that Maize

We are throwing it in the Atlantic Ocean.

Fool

Mkenya2019:
Kenya produce nothing bonobo from countries digging with hoes. World Ploughing Contest in Kenya =64th edition held in Kenya held at Egerton University - and youll will some backwater west african university claiming to have a university with land.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfQnbJuRfG8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t79wV5oAPxw

What are the Top 10 Kenya agricultural produce, Simple question you were asked.

You are here foaming in the mouth and talking about a dead ass competition no one gives a f**k about

GeneralDae:
Actually even if we grant 11 million tons (which I can agree to), Kenya doesn't come close at all with only 3 million tons. So why the noise?

Stop entertaining this dolt.

He loves pulling figures out of thin air.

You’re arguing with someone that claims Nigeria agriculture figure is cooked because he is not seeing ships transporting farm produce on the Atlantic Ocean.

Always funny to me when people doubt that Nigeria is the Number 1 in agriculture in Africa.

Where do you think Chad, Niger, Cameroon and much of ecowas get their food from

Some people need a stay in Borno state, 80% of their produce go to chad and Niger, only 20% comes south.

Nigeria agricultural figure is way underreported.

For context..watch this aljazeera documentary about boko haram….towards the ends of the report, Farm export was mentioned.

And a lot of these go unrecorded.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mjX7q0I0Q

mtisQ:
Good night guys..
An dont be racist..No gonna add a slice of bread on your table..

You obviously do not have an idea what racism means.

Calling Kenya little India is not racism against Indians. Unless of course you see it as racism against little indians---- aw, sorry-- Kenyans.

Shaytun:
Always funny to me when people doubt that Nigeria is the Number 1 in agriculture in Africa.

Where do you think Chad, Niger, Cameroon and much of ecowas get their food from

Some people need a stay in Borno state, 80% of their produce go to chad and Niger, only 20% comes south.

Nigeria agricultural figure is way underreported.

For context..watch this aljazeera documentary about boko haram….towards the ends of the report, Farm export was mentioned.

And a lot of these go unrecorded.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mjX7q0I0Q

I realized this the first time I went to northern Nigeria. From Niger state up to zamfara, I saw farms that stretched in all directions, some as far as the eye could see.

How easy do you think it is to feed a country of close to 200m? Not to talk of a number of neighbouring dirt poor arid countries that could barely grow their own food. But when you say that here, the little Indians doubt it and you see some low self esteem Nigerians dickriding them.

Yes

Shaytun:
Stop entertaining this dolt.

He loves pulling figures out of thin air.

You’re arguing with someone that claims Nigeria agriculture figure is cooked because he is not seeing ships transporting farm produce on the Atlantic Ocean.

I blame those people feeding him attention or trying to give him audience so he can be convinced. Just state the facts and leave him wailing unapologetically. That way he knows he is in no place to question verifiable facts from reputable sources.
I will always say this, the world is not under our spell to see the truth neither are they unintelligible to verify our claims. We definitely aren’t smarter than the rest of the world we supposedly fooling. He is just a dumb, bitter ,jealous animal who can’t stand how insignificant Nigeria makes his zoo look so he questions every fact to feel better. It’s all reverse psychology.

samorobo:
I promise you there is nothing to see here.

Blame it on glaucoma. I guess your eyes are prone to ugliness- beauty cant shake it. That video defines beauty and modernity. Just remove the log in your eyes and you'll see.

When it comes to luxurious apartments, only Morocco and Egypt can have a say.

Colosseum apartment kilimani. Almost complete.

Another masterpiece in westlands. Short and sweet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq3zT03ua3E

The cube.

samorobo:
Yes

I blame those people feeding him attention or trying to give him audience so he can be convinced. Just state the facts and leave him wailing unapologetically. That way he knows he is in no place to question verifiable facts from reputable sources.
I will always say this, the world is not under our spell to see the truth neither are they unintelligible to verify our claims. We definitely aren’t smarter than the rest of the world we supposedly fooling. He is just a dumb, bitter , jealous animal who can’t stand how insignificant Nigeria makes his zoo look so he questions every fact to feel better. It’s all reverse psychology.

Heeey!!!!! Don't be funny. How can you advise your countryman like that? By now, you should know that Kenyans don't like engaging you. Your stupidity level is below the barrel. You need to thank me because even with your 'dumboism, ' jealousy, and hatred, I still quote you. I correct you and I give you attention. You're a nobody as far as IQ is concerned to direct someone to ignore someone.

Thank you.

Mkenya2019:
See you're jumping around like a toad during day time ( Nigerian writer - Chinua Achebe - Things fall apart ).

Your import about 5 million metric tonnes.

You do not eat maize as staple food.

10M metric tonnes is a lot of maize..

Kenya produces about 40M bags - and we have shortfall of about 5m bags...very little...and we eat a lot of maize...a lot of maize...in metric tonnes I think it's nearly 5m or about.

Now explain to me where all that Maize in Nigeria go to? 15m metric tonnes per capita - is a lot of maize.

Makes a lot of sense.

AfriqueDuZuid:
I did not ask about South Africa or Nigeria

What are Kenyas top 10 agric produce?

You're asking him like who? You don't have the authority to command for an answer, especially when you're glued in the corner of a shack addressing someone owning apartments in posh areas.

Seek attention from Ghanaians or your lesbian partner if you feel idle.

mtisQ:
i think Nakuru is one of the best cities/Towns in Kenya..it got almost everything...but everything good comes with baggage

The only thing lacking in Naks is a serious airport. Otherwise, everything that defines a city is there.

popizaino:
Just.30 come and fight for ghana. somebody just said this what I have always been saying here

https://www.nairaland.com/6889631/driving-through-streets-ghana-beautiful/3

Now we know. Let's preserve this comment.

Shma:
Heeey!!!!! Don't be funny. How can you advise your countryman like that? By now, you should know that Kenyans don't like engaging you. Your stupidity level is below the barrel. You need to thank me because even with your 'dumboism, ' jealousy, and hatred, I still quote you. I correct you and I give you attention. You're a nobody as far as IQ is concerned to direct someone to ignore someone.

Thank you.

I hope you fool know you said nothing. You are just a loud,barbaric street urchin desperately seeking my attention. You won’t get it cause you ain’t worth it.

Shma:
When it comes to luxurious apartments, only Morocco and Egypt can have a say.

Colosseum apartment kilimani. Almost complete.

Lol one of this days I will take out time to post numerous insignificant high rise project that is being built all across Lagos in peace. No one know about it except it grand.We are used to things like this unlike your zoo that knows everything even down to monuments like that masjua park..

Shma:
You're asking him like who? You don't have the authority to command for an answer, especially when you're glued in the corner of a shack addressing someone owning apartments in posh areas.

Seek attention from Ghanaians or your lesbian partner if you feel idle.

To be frank with you,you are a fool. And I say that for lack of a better word.

Shaytun:
Always funny to me when people doubt that Nigeria is the Number 1 in agriculture in Africa.

Where do you think Chad, Niger, Cameroon and much of ecowas get their food from

Some people need a stay in Borno state, 80% of their produce go to chad and Niger, only 20% comes south.

Nigeria agricultural figure is way underreported.

For context..watch this aljazeera documentary about boko haram….towards the ends of the report, Farm export was mentioned.

And a lot of these go unrecorded.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6mjX7q0I0Q

Liy meet at the one feeding Nigeria most of the cows goats and rams come from those countries even though onions come from those countries do potato and sweet potato come from those countries those countries at the ones feed in Nigeria that why the Nigerian government did not close the borders in the northern part of Nigeria but only in the south-west and South-East because those countries Chad and Molly at the ones feed in Nigeria. 60% of the goats cows and rams come from Chad niger and Mali sold in Nigeria.