Last night was a sad one for everybody in our house..
My mum just moved into her new house though the house is in a new environment without fence..
After all the festive foods that finished on the 2nd, she prepared soup yesterday full of chicken, ponmo and fish..
We just used it to eat in the morning then we went out to sort some things..
Her gas finished so she finished the soup with coal pot at her backyard..
My cousin that was supposed to bring in the pot of soup forgot it at the backyard.
While coming back last night, we already envisage semo.
Omo, na when we reach house that we discovered that pot of soup Don disappear.
A little girl said she saw them take it from her window. She couldn't shout cos she is the only one at home and she is just 8..
Na garri everybody drink sleep yesterday, I come dey imagine the kin enjoyment those aboki flex yesterday, the thing pain me reach bone.


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Omor that aboki get mind o! Can u imagine??

"My cousin that was supposed to bring in the pot of soup forgot it at the backyard."
VS
"A little girl said she saw them take it from her window. She couldn't shout cos she is the only one at home and she is just 8."

Comrade no be so ooo

in a land where most are going a whole day without seeing food to chop, you want to leave pot of soup unattended for hours AND EXPECT TO FIND IT UNTOUCHED?!?! abeg make some little sense! thats like dropping 10k for road and expect to get it back 20mins later...

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spydera:
"My cousin that was supposed to bring in the pot of soup forgot it at the backyard."
VS
"A little girl said she saw them take it from her window. She couldn't shout cos she is the only one at home and she is just 8."

Comrade no be so ooo

the little girl was a next door neighbor

MrBrownJay1:
in a land where most are going a whole day without seeing food to chop, you want to leave pot of soup unattended for hours AND EXPECT TO FIND IT UNTOUCHED?!?! abeg make some little sense! thats like dropping 10k for road and expect to get it back 20mins later...

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believe me, it sound untrue and funny but it is the truth...
Maybe it was due to the rush.. You know, soup was dished to everyone while still on fire and they leave it to warm a bit before removing it

Just add small sniper inside the soup and leave it outside again next time...

Irupetepete:
believe me, it sound untrue and funny but it is the truth...
Maybe it was due to the rush.. You know, soup was dished to everyone while still on fire and they leave it to warm a bit before removing it

oh i believe you, but you have to accept that it was "your" mistake, as we all know that you cant really trust hungry broke Nigerians to leave that food untouched.

phorget:
Just add small sniper inside the soup and leave it outside again next time...

kai! because of soup theft you will be jailed for murder!

MrBrownJay1:


oh i believe you, but you have to accept that it was "your" mistake, as we all know that you cant really trust hungry broke Nigerians to leave that food untouched.



kai! because of soup theft you will be jailed for murder!

Don't worry, when it's time for the case I'll know how to defend myself.

MrBrownJay1:
in a land where most are going a whole day without seeing food to chop, you want to leave pot of soup unattended for hours AND EXPECT TO FIND IT UNTOUCHED?!?! abeg make some little sense! thats like dropping 10k for road and expect to get it back 20mins later...

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Thats like walking through Idumota counting wards of dollar notes

phorget:
Don't worry, when it's time for the case I'll know how to defend myself.

here would be the 1st question that would send you straight to kirikiri for life.... why did you put sniper in this pot of delicious food and left it outside unattended?!?!?!

Go hunt for them; which kind thing be that. Hunt for them, they might still be nearby planning another one. Sai barber!

MrBrownJay1:


here would be the 1st question that would send you straight to kirikiri for life.... why did you put sniper in this pot of delicious food and left it outside unattended?!?!?!

Been having rat attacks and I knew sniper in a delicious meal would eliminate them so I did the needful.

phorget:
Been having rat attacks and I knew sniper in a delicious meal would eliminate them so I did the needful.

sniper in a pot for rats while you didnt warn people&neighbors etc about the dangers of that pot laced with a deadly concoction?

MrBrownJay1:


sniper in a pot for rats while you didnt warn people&neighbors etc about the dangers of that pot laced with a deadly concoction?

Then I'll have to inform the neighbors anytime I'm about making love to my wife, I'll have to inform them anytime I soak my linens with hypo or jik, I'll have to warn them anytime I want to fumigate my properties too...

Bros, when it's time for case I'll know how to wiggle myself out of it.

MrBrownJay1:


sniper in a pot for rats while you didnt warn people&neighbors etc about the dangers of that pot laced with a deadly concoction?

Your argument can only hold water if I was the one who served the meal to any stupid motherfucker that decided to steal a pot of soup without knowing the contents.

phorget:
Then I'll have to inform the neighbors anytime I'm about making love to my wife, I'll have to inform them anytime I soak my linens with hypo or jik, I'll have to warn them anytime I want to fumigate my properties too...

Bros, when it's time for case I'll know how to wiggle myself out of it.

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Irupetepete:
Last night was a sad one for everybody in our house..
My mum just moved into her new house though the house is in a new environment without fence..
After all the festive foods that finished on the 2nd, she prepared soup yesterday full of chicken, ponmo and fish..
We just used it to eat in the morning then we went out to sort some things..
Her gas finished so she finished the soup with coal pot at her backyard..
My cousin that was supposed to bring in the pot of soup forgot it at the backyard.
While coming back last night, we already envisage semo.
Omo, na when we reach house that we discovered that pot of soup Don disappear.
A little girl said she saw them take it from her window. She couldn't shout cos she is the only one at home and she is just 8..
Na garri everybody drink sleep yesterday, I come dey imagine the kin enjoyment those aboki flex yesterday, the thing pain me reach bone.


Pics is for illustration

so how she know say na aboki ?or ipob theif am in the night with darkness abi she be winch

phorget:
Just add small sniper inside the soup and leave it outside again next time...

That'll be too extreme. The thief might not be a regular thief. Probably hungry. Ik not holding brief for the perpetrator of the crime but planning their death is not the best

phorget:
Just add small sniper inside the soup and leave it outside again next time...

I bet you, if you do this, aboki won't come that day. Your child or neighbor will end up eating the soup.
Murphy's law