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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 12:05am On Jan 30, 2022
tojahh:
Me sef was thinking its all cruise till his last sentence. Well, I will not take his word to heart because it has been proven short people are not classy at all.

Bloody Mechanic grin
With class am still that Mecho
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 12:15am On Jan 30, 2022
Home safely, sleep mode activated amidst the vayolense.
grin
Felicity one day we go compete for TMB, na only me and you believe it's possible to do 140/h in Nigeria.
I just dey take am jeje because I know a lot of other road users are drunk like me.
cheesy

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:25am On Jan 30, 2022
Blackbishop:
Parables In what sense bro. Did I quote anybody apart from you. Man pipe down not going to be cooking or opening up some mamas pot here. Dey your lane make I Dey look you for rear mirror. Still on it nigga you be snake
You dey fear?
Open mama pot let's have it.
See this one sha. Cos I ignored you earlier.
Snake kee you dia.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 12:30am On Jan 30, 2022
I talk am!

Now mamas pot will open. This is the kind of VIOlenz I used to see way back 1923 in Yugoslavia.

Soviet Union vs Aboh Mbaise

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 12:30am On Jan 30, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Home safely, sleep mode activated amidst the vayolense.
grin
Felicity one day we go compete for TMB, na only me and you believe it's possible to do 140/h in Nigeria.
I just dey take am jeje because I know a lot of other road users are drunk like me.
cheesy
cool

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by komodapson(m): 12:52am On Jan 30, 2022
Felicity001:
I love your attitude... Where you dey make I buy one bottle of henekien for you abeg... Serious!
Close to a year now, you never buy Budweiser for me....I hope this man Heineken no go be May 29' 2023 só grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 1:14am On Jan 30, 2022
Glithronix:
If person come comot prick to piss on his boss head and boss see say person prick come big pass him own, will he allow person to resign like this? grin grin
angry

Remain N90k i for don piss my piss finish early this January come promote myself enter ant league by now.

But bone, Cheerful really try provide my million Naira dashboard for morale booster but e nor reach cry Be like say bazzo been winch him hustle this last December because him talk say my boss head too strong sad say my plan to piss go fail.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ayo84(m): 4:11am On Jan 30, 2022
I need a business partner to collaborate on running a uber bolt business, a peugeout car exists but we just need to fix a couple of things and a proper packaging, body work and put it on the road and get a driver to split profit. Message me here or contribute to the thread
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 4:16am On Jan 30, 2022
I can see violence erupting from this thread today.

Mrjaydee vs felicity001
Chillex8 vs blackbishop.
Baz001 as super sub to ignite any of the fights.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:52am On Jan 30, 2022
mrjaydee:
Can you, or will you repeat this thrash in my front? If yes.. make I send you dm.. let's take it outside. Dont be a pusssyy

Come to think of it, do you really think before you type? Cos I cant really tell if you are daft, dumb, or extremely stup*d.. jeez! Guy that cheap igbo u dey smoke has damaged what's left of your brain.

Spits*
Felicity if u no honour this invite it's official u r a cat and all these hoodlum na just mouth and noise.
Four times I have counted that someone wants to meet with you and u have declined. This is d fifth.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:55am On Jan 30, 2022
YeyeGbami:
Snakes, villains , bullies etc. I thought we was catching cruise until now.

[img]https://c./TzmXu3A3x4wAAAAC/bored-hanging.gif[/img]
Them still dey cruise...no worry,, no fear
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:57am On Jan 30, 2022
Johnnybegood12:
At the bolded pls tag me along....free video coverage of the match....bills on me.
Any other sponsor should please tag along.


Baz001 God don later save you.
Suya and fish on me grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 5:59am On Jan 30, 2022
chillex8:
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.
I have a special gift of distinguishing parables and history cool ...and I announce this is not a parable grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Djdamian(m):
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:27am On Jan 30, 2022
tojahh:
Ehen BlackBishop please tell us what you said happened. You were trying to tell a story about a snake.

Even tho you're a short black mechanic, please let us know how a man of Character whom was awarded the most polished uber driver with his ever starched white long sleeve day in day out later became a snake.


Uncle... Please tell us a story.
The Bible said when men slept an enemy came ...
Tojahh is one of the enemies, how can you be fanning snake talk in the middle of the night ?

[img]https://c./-EHbQefJJ_4AAAAd/shocked-faint.gif[/img]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:31am On Jan 30, 2022
chillex8:
You dey mind the guy.
From the blues he just jumped out yarning in parables.
[img]https://media./images/e0e63f4d37d1aba4acbf9691c7eb7969/tenor.gif[/img]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 6:43am On Jan 30, 2022
Conner44:
angry

Remain N90k i for don piss my piss finish early this January come promote myself enter ant league by now.

But bone, Cheerful really try provide my million Naira dashboard for morale booster but e nor reach cry Be like say bazzo been winch him hustle this last December because him talk say my boss head too strong sad say my plan to piss go fail.
grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 6:46am On Jan 30, 2022
Blackbishop:
Parables In what sense bro. Did I quote anybody apart from you. Man pipe down not going to be cooking or opening up some mamas pot here. Dey your lane make I Dey look you for rear mirror. Still on it nigga you be snake
Gbam...
with full chest, no more parables grin


[img]https://c./gnbcyZsc5BUAAAAd/columbo-cookie-eat.gif[/img]
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 7:05am On Jan 30, 2022
Pearl1910:
I have a special gift of distinguishing parables and history cool ...and I announce this is not a parable grin
Lol. The joke's on you and blackmechanicbishop
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chillex8(m): 7:07am On Jan 30, 2022
BAZ001:
Gbam...
with full chest, no more parables grin


[img]https://c./gnbcyZsc5BUAAAAd/columbo-cookie-eat.gif[/img]
This brief meme Lord. You have a bout with Mrjaydee..
Sundays are for violence tongue
Tick tok
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:01am On Jan 30, 2022
mrjaydee:
It's convenient hiding behind your keypad typing lies in this thread. Who knows I might be lying too? All this i own this, i buy benz, I'm a car owner bullsh*t stories been peddled here up and down cheesy

There was a time we planned a december hangout, guess why it didnt happen? Till you meet some peeps here you will decide if you still wanna belive the lies around here.

Felicity this offer extends to you, since Bazoo no get the balls to meet. Lemme give you some yaba hospitality. Drinks on me bro.
Empty can they say makes the loudest noise. I won't come down so low to your level to make noise with a little boy like you... I've already put you on surveillance dont worry... Sparkle will help you bridle that your mouth

My last response to you boy
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:12am On Jan 30, 2022
Glithronix:
It's the way Felicity001 always tags Corolla cars as LAKPALAKPA Corolla dey always make me laugh. grin grin grin
No be lie na bros... Have you seen any corolla without dent? Tye car is not strong at all, tell a chuld to relax on any part of the body and see how the place presses inside. The safety built is zero (0)... I don't wish any of us accident with a Corolla we shall never be involve in accident In Jesus name... My 2003 BENZ (make I loud am, pepper themgrin) has 8 airbags, yes 8! How many does the Corolla 2010 or 06/08 has? Na lapka lapka motor that one no be motor at all
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:16am On Jan 30, 2022
morax101:
You no fit mention the second moniker @Felicity? You deh fear? No be you be hoodlum chairman
For advert purpose na hum make me No won mention amgrin if I mention him moniker now na market him go roll out straight.

Some people just dey use me get cheap popularity dey go and me self just dey mumu myself dey engage them that's why I no won mention the guygrin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:19am On Jan 30, 2022
Pearl1910:
I wonder why that hangout never materialised. Abi na faction person been dey organise am?
I propose we do one while d winter exists before or after Valentine.

The only danger is when we don see ourselves we fit no fit speak our mind again.
Bro the winter don dey go small small oooh... I do like 5 different trips with 1.2x, 1.4x, 1.6 and 1.9x yesterday o since Thursday the wait time has drastically reduced.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:20am On Jan 30, 2022
mejai:
U na all rounder hoodlum grin
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ghost1994: 8:43am On Jan 30, 2022
If you’re newbie trying to view this thread and you got mislead by the headlines and the comments that’s going round, don’t hesitate to quote me and ask me anything you wanna know about Uber/bolt ehailing generally.

I’ll gladly reply you anytime any day the threads is becoming toxic day by day..!!! If this is how I met it, I wouldn’t learn anything at all

So sad grown up men lipsrsealed
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:44am On Jan 30, 2022
ReadaDream:
Chai 220k! Na baba you be o.

Lagos state taskforce no be anybody mate.
Those guys humble me early 2021 I swear... grin
My car spent 3days at alausa and I still parted over 160k

But I com use am get mouth join... Some times I use the BRT lane na hailings we dey do since then... But I dey respect myself shall o I do it with sense.

2days ago I was on a trip with 2 young boys (musicians but look very simple and cool headed) and was along Ile Epo market traffic when one man on mufti cane down from a korope on the BRT lane and was asking me to pull over! I changed lane to the other lane and the man was still commanding me to pull over... Omo without wasting time I change am for am...

Mr. Man can yiu identify yourself, why will you just come and ask me to pull over, who the hell are you?

My friend pull over! He said.

Oga go stand in front of my car na and see if I won't knock you down... The man provoke and asked, who are you? Me too ask him back who are you?? How Will you just come and ask me to pull over... Identify yourself.

He brought out an handcuff and another one came and was asking me to pull over... At this time people don gather.

Na so i park for middle of road, come down.
Ghan Ghan!

Oga who are you? Identify youself, how will you dress in mufti and ask me to pull over without even first identifying youself. Do you want to rob or kidnap me??

Office 2 was calming me down that i should taje it easy, we are police officers on special duty.

Special duty my foot, then he should have identify himself not just ordering me to pull over like that,pls I'm on a trip you guus shouldn't disturb my work.

The main man was still there provoking... After every every... Where is your DL, I went in and got it for him.

Your licence is okay na, na him you come dey insult me like that?

Oga I no insult sirgrin I apologise to him and he ask me where are you from this ur surname and behaviour...

I've Delta man!

No wonder! Na him you come dey insult me your brother...

Me: ha! Ose mingwor sir... I putu give am... Na so we laugh at each other...

We move!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:48am On Jan 30, 2022
Ghost1994:
If you’re newbie trying to view this thread and you got mislead by the headlines and the comments that’s going round, don’t hesitate to quote me and ask me anything you wanna know about Uber/bolt ehailing generally.

I’ll gladly reply you anytime any day the threads is becoming toxic day by day..!!! If this is how I met it, I wouldn’t learn anything at all

So sad grown up men lipsrsealed
So sad bro.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:53am On Jan 30, 2022
Felicity001:
Empty can they say makes the loudest noise. I won't come down so low to your level to make noise with a little boy like you... I've already put you on surveillance dont worry... Sparkle will help you bridle that your mouth

My last response to you boy
Mumu, I will willingly give you my location.. surveillance ko surveyor nii.. make u dey hear dey talk..

Make una see this mugu.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:54am On Jan 30, 2022
Gentlelife50:
Home safely, sleep mode activated amidst the vayolense.
grin
Felicity one day we go compete for TMB, na only me and you believe it's possible to do 140/h in Nigeria.
I just dey take am jeje because I know a lot of other road users are drunk like me.
cheesy
Na president I dey carry now my speed na convo speed now o

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrjaydee(m): 8:55am On Jan 30, 2022
Pearl1910:
Felicity if u no honour this invite it's official u r a cat and all these hoodlum na just mouth and noise.
Four times I have counted that someone wants to meet with you and u have declined. This is d fifth.
The idiot say he dey run surveillance? Why not ask and it shall be given.

We no dem.. Nairaland Keyboard warriors.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:56am On Jan 30, 2022
komodapson:
Close to a year now, you never buy Budweiser for me....I hope this man Heineken no go be May 29' 2023 só grin
Ha! Really!!?? I don forget na... Okay Tuesday is my off day make we hook up na but don't come with you big big gramma o I no sabi speak inglishgrin
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