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What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Mexzy4sho(m): 12:24pm On Mar 04, 2022
This has got me thinking lately. As a Nigerian,what are we entitled to? What can we say as citizens are available to us just for being born in this country?

Or are we Nigerians just living life as it goes?
Cause "cruise" seems to be the new way of life.


All comments are appreciated.


Mynd44, lasticlala.

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Michelle70(m): 12:27pm On Mar 04, 2022
Nigeria is the biggest tax haven and bill haven.

U can avoid NEPA bill for 3yrs and still insult govt for not providing steady power.

U can buy patronize illegal refinery products and still expect govt to generate money to run our refinery

U have the right to blame govt if u fail in life

With just $100, u can start a business and will get patronage

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Mar 04, 2022
YORUBA NATION NOW.
NO GOING BACK.
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Mar 04, 2022
You get anything you want as long as you can bribe.
Mention it,
Certificate
Jop
Posting
You want govt to Tarr your road
You want steady light
You want police escorts
You want to get international passport now now
Covid result
You want to be chilling in UK yet be serving in Jos
Election result
Death certificate
Building approval
You want to stay at home and be collecting salary.
You don't want Police to ever stop you

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by bibianna(f): 12:46pm On Mar 04, 2022
2023 elections will determine if Nigerians really care about their benefits as Citizens!

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Mexzy4sho(m): 12:46pm On Mar 04, 2022
Michelle70:
Nigeria is the biggest tax haven and bill haven.

I think that should be Monaco but being a tax haven, that opens up challenges for us in financing our basic amenities.
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by mrvitalis(m): 12:56pm On Mar 04, 2022
Mexzy4sho:
This has got me thinking lately. As a Nigerian,what are we entitled to? What can we say as citizens are available to us just for being born in this country?

Or are we Nigerians just living life as it goes?
Cause "cruise" seems to be the new way of life.


All comments are appreciated.


Mynd44, lasticlala.
Run business without paying tax if u don't want to
With 1 million u can get 5 years tax clearance from FIRS

Best is keep your family abroad ...do business here

Come back every 3 months to audit the business that's all

Once u make above 10 million a month u have no business Living in Nigeria permanently

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Simplelion: 1:02pm On Mar 04, 2022
you can easily pee anyhow and can be sent to heaven at any moment too.
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Chalkmansour08: 1:04pm On Mar 04, 2022
Omo
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Aketi2: 1:13pm On Mar 04, 2022
Benefits of been a Nigerian:

- Your taxes, VAT, Custom duties etc will be used to Pay the unemployed from the North 5000 monthly.
- An Aboki police officer or Soldier will kill you at the slightest provocation (Ask Igbos in Ladipo what happened last year).
- Your land will be taken and given to Fulanis from Mali (Ask Omenkalive if he was able to keep the land his ancestors gave to him for custody)
- You will always want to "Japa" because you dont like the way the country is but you are too foolish to know that the power lies in your hand
- Your children will be slaves to Northerners (Ask Igbo leaders who seat on the ground to beg illiterate Emirs)
- Your Agricultural produce will be destroyed by Nigerian Army backed Militia so that your people will starve to death (Ask Yoruba Farmers if they are still participating in the "Agric revolution" )
- The revenue from your oil will be used to develop Niger Republic and Chad while your creeks are polluted because of hatred in your heart against your neighbours
- Only 2 of your tribes men will be allowed to get to certain position in the military at any point in time (you will still cheer your enemy for been gracious to your tribe, at least the trouble maker tribe was not given any position)
- To crown it all, you will go to hellfire for supporting your oppressors.

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Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Deborah98(f): 2:27pm On Mar 04, 2022
Instead it should've been read this way like the disadvantages of being a southerner. 80% of what this country offers or has to offer goes to a particular tirbe and people. If we talk they will kill us. Make I kukuma hope on God.
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Michelle70(m): 4:20pm On Mar 04, 2022
Deborah98:
Instead it should've been read this way like the disadvantages of being a southerner. 80% of what this country offers or has to offer goes to a particular tirbe and people. If we talk they will kill us. Make I kukuma hope on God.
this is also an advantage, u can fail in life and blame the north.
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Mexzy4sho(m): 6:38pm On Mar 04, 2022
Michelle70:
this is also an advantage, u can fail in life and blame the north.

Comrade with the vawulence grin grin grin
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Maxymilliano(m): 6:44pm On Mar 04, 2022
Absolutely nothing.

You provide your own quality education, healthcare, electricity, water ,security and other basic amenities. As a Nigerian citizen, there's little or nothing you gain from the government . It's the sad truth and reality of being a Nigerian .
Re: What Are The Benefits Of Being A Nigerian? by Chigorkizz(m): 8:44pm On Mar 04, 2022
The benefit of been a Nigerian is that you can PISS anywhere.

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