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RapistOnBail:

Astronauts chilling in desert

desert or Mars??

Hndrrxxx:
desert or Mars??

Sahara desert

sammysmiles:
Nobody takes USA seriously recently

Yet no one can attack her or her allies

Which WW?
Any USA citizens that is killed in Ukraine, put him/her there.
NY times denied the guy was working for them in Ukraine.

Cevaporo:
They've already killed a US international journalist the other day, now this. I see third world war seriously looming. Let God save us

Lovenorth:
Putin will nuke hell out of US

Broken record

Read Sputnik issue the last weekend. Russians said it isn't true. That they will keep their own side of agreement.

visijo:
The more you know about life; the less time you tend to spend around people. Greatness is accompanied by loneliness.

please... suicide is never an option.

And so?

So when the US, and its barking lapdog, U.K, were threatening sanctions up and down, una think say na only una 2 abi?

Russia, strand the idiot for Mars jare.

Livel:
So in essence, it was a joke.
Good thing it was because that joke was too expensive

But American sanctions okay ko?

visijo:
The more you know about life; the less time you tend to spend around people. Greatness is accompanied by loneliness.

I don't know what is up in your mind, but no matter the circumstances please remind yourself that people worst at that scenario came back stronger, better and happier!!!

Islie:
Recalled from this thread....
https://www.nairaland.com/7026457/ukraine-sanctions-may-cause-space

Fact-Check: Did Russian Space Agency Head Threaten to Strand American Astronaut in Space?



https://prnigeria.com/2022/03/15/russian-american-astronaut/

the fact check is coming from Nigeria news outlet..... When will black get sense self......

franchasng:
Jokers


Russia and America's fight is like a fight between a madman and a Professional Boxer.


A professional boxer have the capacity to kill the madman with a single blow but because he operates under civil laws and obey societal values, he wouldn't pounce on the madman with all his might as a professional boxer.


But the madman can kill the boxer with anything he lays his hands on, be it knife, gun, stone, just anything weapon.



US is the Professional Boxer while Russia is the madman.

You've said it all

Adenex3051:
Putin should not be underestimated. He can do the unthinkable. America had better put their plan B into action in case Kremlin decides to do the unexpected.

Elo Musk has already replied him , he will prower it himself.

No. Russia taking over

tunjijones:
Who ever came up with this joke actually wanted the American astronaut to be stranded in space.

It was actually truth, I don't know why Nairaland Muslims religious fanatics supporting Putin are saying otherwise, Elo Musk has already replied him and challenged him to go ahead because he will power it....
You self dey joke to believe Americans Astronaut will be stranded in space.... Putin is just a drowning man.

RapistOnBail:

Sahara desert

you wish

Bite me!

franchasng:
Jokers


Russia and America's fight is like a fight between a madman and a Professional Boxer.


A professional boxer have the capacity to kill the madman with a single blow but because he operates under civil laws and obey societal values, he wouldn't pounce on the madman with all his might as a professional boxer.


But the madman can kill the boxer with anything he lays his hands on, be it knife, gun, stone, just anything weapon.



US is the Professional Boxer while Russia is the madman.

Jokers
Wat societal value and or civil laws did America obey wen they invaded Lybia? The effect of which we suffer in Nigeria today!

abobote:
Russia must be cut to size

Cut to size by who?

Let them trek back home on broom sticks. Even flying carpet no fit them.

visijo:
The more you know about life; the less time you tend to spend around people. Greatness is accompanied by loneliness.

This is heavy. You have to make some sacrifices for greatness... That's why some great men in history never got married.

Lovenorth:
Putin will nuke hell out of US

I don't get u guys o, is it that u think US don't have nuke, mind u, US has more launch pad than Russia, so if Russian send one nuke to US. Before that nuke gets to US, US has already send 50 nuke in retaliation.

US nuke are faster and newer than that of Russia. Is both countries nuke each other, there are more chances of US surviving than Russia.

So I don't get why u guys are making it a big deal that Russia has nuke.

Now if u remove nuke from the equation, Russia is not even close to US in warfare. US will destroy them completely.

franchasng:
Jokers


Russia and America's fight is like a fight between a madman and a Professional Boxer.


A professional boxer have the capacity to kill the madman with a single blow but because he operates under civil laws and obey societal values, he wouldn't pounce on the madman with all his might as a professional boxer.


But the madman can kill the boxer with anything he lays his hands on, be it knife, gun, stone, just anything weapon.



US is the Professional Boxer while Russia is the madman.

Don't let Hollywood fool you.

Livel:
So in essence, it was a joke.
Good thing it was because that joke was too expensive

Why is it good as a joke? So America can slam crippling sanctions on Russia but Russia cannot strand the American astronaut in space? Please tell me, what's hypocrisy?

They should promise Buhari a trip to the Pluto since he love traveling, and leave him there to return by himself

They should promise Buhari a trip to Pluto since he love traveling, and leave him there to return by himself

Oddfinder:

Jokers
Wat societal value and or civil laws did America obey wen they invaded Lybia? The effect of which we suffer in Nigeria today!

America didn't invade Libya.

U should read about the Arab spring and how it started.
Libyans were tired of Gaddafi and wanted him out. Gaddafi was killing people and even went as far has pouring hot water on protesters. Nigeria government has not done half of what Gaddafi did but u guys are already calling buhari a tyrant. Wait until someone like Gaddafi rule Nigeria so u will know the meaning of tyrant. Mind you Gaddafi and Abacha are friends. How u guys see abacha as evil and Gaddafi as a saint is even surprising.

The people of Libya ask NATO to interfere when Gaddafi oppressing became too much. Remember US granted him opportunity to leave Libya and stay in the united state but he refuse.

When the heat became too much and he realize he could no longer rule Libya, he ask that his son be the next president of Libya (you can imagine) but the people of Libya refused. It was his opposition in Libya that killed him, not US or NATO.

The Arab spring also happened in Egypt and other Arab countries too.

Gentlerespect76:


Why is it good as a joke? So America can slam crippling sanctions on Russia but Russia cannot strand the American astronaut in space? Please tell me, what's hypocrisy?

It's not hypocrisy, Russia cannot strand US astronaut in space because they cannot even if they try.