₦airaland Forum

helinues:
That Poiu is not Ademusiwa.. Reason why I said he is still a learner to the emperor

raumdeuter:
Musiwa
Tpia
Beaf
Aloyemeka
Mamagee
Mr cork
Sexkillz

naptu2:
My favourite nairalanders

1) Adesegun Musiwa: aka Becomerich (1-100), Becomericha, Nigeria1, Nigeriaone, Complove, Eguofor, Tayo4life, Bashali, Uche2005, Uche2008, etc.

Goal: to excise the Western Niger from Nigeria and amalgamate it with Benin Republic thereby makiing the North a majority.

2) Mr Cork: aka Dr Cork, Corky Joe, Mr Nyansh, Great Cork, One Cork, etc.

He really means no oooffeince with his 18 inch cork.

3) FStranger(1-100): aka YStranger, StrangerF, Igbaodun, Ojogbontomoye, Papatosibe, Anti-Tpia, WoeuntoOAM4J, Meonbooty, Cunninlingus, Arsenefc, Le Ostrich, Geekinthelead, etc

His goal is to provoke and upset as many people as possible.

4) Almondjoy: aka Blazay, Lasinoh, Bootyonme, Gambrosia, Calloti, Militia, Jellitia etc.

FAYA DEY GO NNE-MAMA!!! CALLOTTI De HALLOTTI De SALLOTTI.

5) MrCrackles. aka Brashy.

Jakumo:
Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Toto-Ronto is closely monitoring this discussion topic with keen interest so as to identify any protocol violations, to which he will respond at the appropriate time.

patwilly:
contd:

Musiwa, or Emperor Ademusiwa as he styled himself, was a Nairaland OG and a true legend of the forum, having been a member since around 2007. Not that you would know it, because Musiwa had zero interest in engaging in normal conversation with other forum members. His sole reason for incessantly posting on Nairaland was to inform anyone who cared to listen that he was the “Premier of the Republic of Western Nigeria,” or “Emperor of the Western Region of Nigeria.” Following this declaration would ensue several megabytes of data-heavy images and satellite maps to support the existence of his fictional republic.

A newcomer to Nairaland might at first see the funny side of an eccentric individual who apparently did nothing else with his time except post maps on a web forum where he talked about himself in the third person, using a grammatically terrible but strangely endearing writing style. This would quickly turn into exasperation as Musiwa’s high resolution maps and images disrupted completely unrelated conversations, and exhausted people’s data packages in the days when N1,000 could buy less than 100MB. The mods of course, banned Emperor Musiwa. Repeatedly.

5 times.

30 times.

75 times.

100 times.

Valkrie:
Musiwa is that you?


Point of correction please...his Republic is not fictional but real as yourself....!!! The land mass and its people are all there visible for any to see....the map are not fictional map either but real map drawn from the existing one the British and French draw for us....!!!

Pls take note and make necessary corrections as you progress in your write up...!!!

Jakumo:
Reporting for duty.

Kindly mark me present.

The Legend of Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Totoronto must NEVER die.

Jakumo:
Reporting for duty.

Kindly mark me present.

The Legend of Sheikh El Musiwa Bin Totoronto must NEVER die.