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Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by cowardafonja: 4:08pm On Apr 01, 2022
BAT is an animal with okpolo eye. When you look at the eyes, you will think that they see tomorrow but no. They are just bulging rumps that seem like burden already.

BAT has a set of wide flappy ears. Unfortunately, the ear is designed to hear truth, or is it its brain that plays the twist?

BAT is a bantam. It is smallish with a funny stature that makes it look like cartoon, but yet very gluttonous. It's the greediest of everything that flies.

BAT has brown teeth. This is due to its addiction to everything drug. It flies from place to place to chew cannabis from people's farm. That's stealing and BAT enjoys doing that.

BAT dey disguise. Werey dey wear cap dey disguise!

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Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by cowardafonja: 4:35pm On Apr 01, 2022
If you are a musician here indicate. I've a contract for you.
Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by dayabiuuku: 4:58pm On Apr 01, 2022
So you guys are still here?

Thought you have gone to BIAFRA?
Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by dayabiuuku: 5:00pm On Apr 01, 2022
But there is sit at home in the south east now?

Did your brain too went for sit at home?
Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by dayabiuuku: 5:01pm On Apr 01, 2022
Leave our BAT for us like that we like am like that, monkey no fine but I'm mama like am






You too bring a candidate from your region or state and vote for him as the president


Stop finger pointing
Stop frolicking and asslixcking
GROW UP
#ITISWELL!
Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by simpleseyi: 5:25pm On Apr 01, 2022
cowardafonja:
BAT is an animal with okpolo eye. When you look at the eyes, you will think that they see tomorrow but no. They are just bulging rumps that seem like burden already.

BAT has a set of wide flappy ears. Unfortunately, the ear is designed to hear truth, or is it its brain that plays the twist?

BAT is a bantam. It is smallish with a funny stature that makes it look like cartoon, but yet very gluttonous. It's the greediest of everything that flies.

BAT has brown teeth. This is due to its addiction to everything drug. It flies from place to place to chew cannabis from people's farm. That's stealing and BAT enjoys doing that.

BAT dey disguise. Werey dey wear cap dey disguise!




Another post from a psychiatric patient. Mental health should be taken seriously.
Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by cowardafonja: 7:03pm On Apr 01, 2022
dayabiuuku:
Leave our BAT for us like that we like am like that, monkey no fine but I'm mama like am






You too bring a candidate from your region or state and vote for him as the president


Stop finger pointing
Stop frolicking and asslixcking
GROW UP
#ITISWELL!

Lol...when I said bat, this is what I meant. Is that your bat? Look at it and tell me if any of the features I described is missing.

Re: Here Is The BAT Every Nigerian Knows by cowardafonja: 7:07pm On Apr 01, 2022
simpleseyi:


Another post from a psychiatric patient. Mental health should be taken seriously.

You're too dull for my liking. Simple things like this sound complex to you and you are agitated already.

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